My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

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looooooooooool

teledyldonix, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1MN4pR5wXM

"macklemore" has another song called "thrift shop" that i actually really enjoy lol

monotony, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1YDd_JWB7Q

what's that? you want a cover of "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" featuring Pitbull?

Victory Goon (some dude), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)

always remember...
you will do product placement and feature pitbull in a cheesy fantasy of wealth, decadence and excess
you will inexplicably become one of the top 10 youtube videos ever
you will try the same trick again

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)

wow that limp bizkit song is.. a contender

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6l4C6wSCxQ

MarkoP, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)

i'm not sure if i've heard a single song with karl wolf involved that wasn't absolutely terrible. to be fair i've only heard 3 but that's enough for me.

teledyldonix, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U72hzeBLOw

r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 10:08 (thirteen years ago)

That cannot seriously be the video. I mean...that is possibly the worst editing job of anything I've ever seen on one of these threads.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)

i hope this doesn't become a trend

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)

Ark Music's triumphant return to form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSBq8geuJk0

polish your turds for beer and hugs (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

turkey - AAAY!
mashed potatos - AYYY!

captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)

looooooool omg @ this

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)

Cant believe dude didnt take his gum out before the video shoot

We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

omg

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

I kept thinking "okay this has reached its peak, it can't get any better" and then she sang into a turkey leg

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)

ark music's knack for inserting itemized lists into songs is truly unparalleled

call all destroyer, Friday, 9 November 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)

my favorite line has to be "In April it's Easter/And the Fourth of July"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

WE WE WE

AY AY AY

Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

When he just pops up and like oh yeah he is looking after lots of white children in a turkey outfit and omg

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

I applaud the return of fat turkey Usher

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

i think this may need its own thread

"It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

IT'S THANKSGIVING: Ark Music strikes again

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

"the return of fat turkey Usher" otm

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)

Carmen Electra has a song

http://soundcloud.com/citrusonic-1/carmen-electra-feat-bill-hamel

Mamba Pout (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qNOWn4wYCs

EZ Snappin, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:06 (thirteen years ago)

feeling it

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)

um

Johnny Fever, Friday, 16 November 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)

gonna post that on every thread ever

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:10 (thirteen years ago)

Someone didn't get the memo on how to use a green screen.
thatwerksdotcom 1 hour ago

DUMBASS

Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 November 2012 16:11 (thirteen years ago)

i'm just glad he's not semi naked in a pool now

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 November 2012 17:45 (thirteen years ago)

Realizing that he was the hammered guy in the pool changes my perception a lot - now he seems like he's in a much better place than I would have expected 25 years later. Still alive, has at least a couple of teeth, that one lady is willing to talk to him, etc.

joygoat, Friday, 16 November 2012 20:18 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqyO1ga7QIs

this is so grating

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 19 November 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G00F7CrvTVQ&feature=player_embedded

Deafening silence (DL), Monday, 19 November 2012 12:01 (thirteen years ago)

man glad chris holmes is still alive

ums (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 November 2012 16:15 (thirteen years ago)

You name it I’ll do it, all is the fluid (???)
In Spanish I'm fluent,
That means, my tongue is bilingual
Ready to play with that spot where you tingle
Uh, you got a... Bingo.
She’s a star... Ringo.
Her and two friends?
Mmm, I like that lingo
She asked if I’m single,
I said of course not, and she loved it
Next thing you know, we were both having fun in public
Hahaha

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:42 (thirteen years ago)

i think we have a winner here folks

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 22 November 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

wowwwww

(alternatively, “Respec’”) (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 November 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)

some local indie band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGsESTQOPkQ

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Monday, 26 November 2012 07:36 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpMEAy_UqB4

*dead* @ "the end"

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:53 (thirteen years ago)

AAHHH i just looked up who wrote that and it was THE-DREAM

*dead again*

#YOLO ONO (lex pretend), Sunday, 2 December 2012 14:54 (thirteen years ago)

http://youtu.be/BosUhVSpdak

This is just utterly appalling. Those fucking little trilly piano bits!

TechYes, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:55 (thirteen years ago)

I mean:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BosUhVSpdak

TechYes, Sunday, 2 December 2012 15:56 (thirteen years ago)

Those fucking little trilly piano bits!

100% otm. *barf*

Johnny Fever, Sunday, 2 December 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)

We are weird = we haven't changed our clothes since the 90s would you like a cupcake?

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 2 December 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM8JhvfoqdA

FUCK YOU

unregistered, Monday, 3 December 2012 02:48 (thirteen years ago)

oh god that weird and wonderful song is painful

so much suck

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 02:57 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0vFid2tKbI

Already over 9M views on YouTube

maybe I'm naive but I have never seen product placement on such a level. i guess after the stonking success of "On the Floor" Swarovski and BMW (and everyone else) realised what a relative steal this sort of advertising is?

in any case this isn't just a little product drop near the beginning it is CONSTANT throughout the video

I am having second thoughts about hating this song though because it makes me want to hear Funky Kingston all the time, and anything that makes you want to hear Funky Kingston all the time can't be all bad, right?

Also I keep thinking Pitbull's on the verge of going "my my my MY MUSIC HITS ME, SO HARD"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:49 (thirteen years ago)

actually hate this a lot less than "Matilda" which I honestly thought was by Ween at first

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 December 2012 09:51 (thirteen years ago)

Popjustice uncovered this the other day. Lads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wygDRVeSmOs&feature=youtu.be

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 6 December 2012 10:34 (thirteen years ago)


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