Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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G-Zuss

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Number 2
DJ Jazz Hands
MC Ham Sandwich
Masterducky
L-Booger
LL Bean
Stoney Toney D.
MC Hoser
Golly-G
Ms. Period

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Tommy Hill Figga

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:37 (twenty-two years ago)

A.O. Hell

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

I was watching soul train the other day and this crew was on.. dunno if these were nicknames or their real names, but they were the following:

MC Stinky Fangaz
Turdy the Pooper Scooper

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Subtle T
Straw Bear E
MC Escher

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Casper the Ghostface Killah
DJ Bad Credit
MC Lollipop
DJ Terror Wrist

― metfigga (metfigga), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Hypothetical.
Hypesthetical.

― Rockist Scientist, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Sarkaztik

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

Hippo Critical

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Hugz-Not-Drugz
Tangerine Lip Balm
Bi-Curious
Steve Guttenbizzle
Marshmallow Kisses
MC Ashcroft
Da Fraidy Cat

― Ben Boyer (Ben Boyer), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Shabazzam

― Chris Hill (Chris Hill), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Rap man

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hammer thyme

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Qoolout

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Ice t.com

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

ice capades

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Italian Ice

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Gelato X

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 20:58 (twenty-two years ago)

Cold Gold

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

MC MacMc the rhymin' Scot

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

BMX

― Nik (Nik), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Dizney Rascal

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Rascal Flattz

― Sam J. (samjeff), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

smally bigs
obese boy anorexic

― dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Wordy Mcwordsmith

― A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 21:35 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Scallion

DJ Bishop's Stortford

Quite large Boi

― Billy Dods (Billy Dods), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 22:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually I think this is a good one, but still: MC Transmaniacon.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 23:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Bub Rubb 'n' Lil'Sis, "da whisso go woooo woooo"
Chocolate Ice
Gerardo

― metfigga (metfigga), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:10 (twenty-two years ago)

Gelato X! That's hilarious.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:12 (twenty-two years ago)

SugarPuff Daddy (i'm sure someone you all know has said this and you thought they were lame)

Allah

Wordsmith X

― Nik (Nik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Simly Beautiful!

Oh that one is too much.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 00:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Bozz Hog
MC Busted
Richard da second
Matthew Kelee
Skanky Pervert
Pri-a-piq
David Bowie
FingerPrince
MC Baldrick
Ms Radiography
Agnes
Midfield Enforcer
Lil' Jack Horner
Kon-di-ment
Mary Antoinette
Lil' Romeo Beckham
Westcoastlife
MC Scampy

― pete s, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:10 (twenty-two years ago)

tha rolling stones

― plebian plebs (plebian), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 01:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Tony Blair

DJ Maestro and MC Cirrus

Pan Da TeX

Farrah

Evil Axxis

― Nik (Nik), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Rappist Scientist.

― Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 02:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Bi-Curious, hahah

― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Lil' Italy

― pete s, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 03:38 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Squared

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 06:57 (twenty-two years ago)

haha beautifully bad

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

haha i know. I came up with that when I was 16 and I thought I was really brilliant.

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:05 (twenty-two years ago)

jay-hova

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

peachy nietzche

― sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

Da Clitoral Hood

― may pang (maypang), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 07:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Big Mack
Burga King
Pepsi

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Rainbo Rydaz
Church Camp Clik

― DarrensCoq (DarrenK), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

MC Niyce Boy

― dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Ha-HAAAAAAAH!!!!

This ya man CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!

We got ya man Boyztown and ya man Bathtime from the Buggery Brovaz!!!!!

Ha-HAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

― DJ Clueq (DarrenK), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 12:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I remeber an interview with Princess Superstar, where she said that some label executive wanted to put her in a fur coat and call her "Cream." Which made me gag.

― Ben Dot (1977), Wednesday, 31 December 2003 14:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Prose-n-Conz.

― mike a, Wednesday, 31 December 2003 15:14 (twenty-two years ago)

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None of these are worse than real life rapper Skeet Taste from Houston.

― we're far from the challops now (voodoo chili), Friday, 22 February 2019 16:42 (seven years ago)

Rap Scallion

― eva logorrhea (bendy), Friday, 22 February 2019 20:33 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

Ayon Fuxxx

― lumen (esby), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 20:43 (six years ago)

Megan Thee They Them

(maybe could actually be a great name for a non-gender-normative MC, but this is the only hypothetical rapper thread bumped right now)

― ☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:08 (six years ago)

John Singleton Cosplay

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:21 (six years ago)

(Notable for feuding with Louis Fairycon)

― bendy, Wednesday, 4 September 2019 21:25 (six years ago)

four months pass...

XwavyR he/Him

― lumen (esby), Sunday, 5 January 2020 09:50 (six years ago)

four months pass...

Mark E. Wordsmith

― lumen (esby), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:14 (six years ago)

esby

― genital giant (Neanderthal), Saturday, 9 May 2020 04:24 (six years ago)

X Æ A-12 da 5’9”

― I eat fast foods (morrisp), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:34 (six years ago)

How did I miss Tha Pompidou from the very first post?

― justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 9 May 2020 05:38 (six years ago)

Basic B

― Inadequate grass (morrisp), Monday, 18 May 2020 01:02 (six years ago)

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