Did you really feel "welcomed" to the jungle by axl rose, or do you think that was sort of just insincere, halfhearted graciousness?

xpost DJP - Mr Veg has a story from college where he was hanging out with friends in their dorm room, and talking about cute girls. One of the guys in the group was all "I think those girls are SUPER hot" and pointed to the Look What The Cat Dragged In album-flat hanging on the wall

lol

what did Freddie Mercury have against Jaws and Star Wars? (I feel history has vindicated Freddie on the Star Wars front but this is a weird beef to have in a song about cycling.)

lol little boys are (were?) such vicious little homophobes it probably just got discussed amongst us more

xp

actually one time a guy I had a crush on told me that urban legend about Jon Bon Jovi getting his stomach pumped and them finding a litre of cum or whatever. and it wasn't til years later that I figured out that was supposed to imply he was gay. I was like, 14 or 15 and I was all, why would he drink semen? LOL :/

i totally remember that urban legend. but i heard it about rod stewart too.

yeah apparently there's a whole bunch of variations?

I know we all mourned MCA earlier this year, but every Beastie Boy fan knows that it was King Ad-Rock who was the first to die when he O.D.'ed in 1987.

my fave was the kid who told me an MTV film crew had, on live TV, interrupted Nikki Sixx and Vince Neil in the act of coitus

wow

was there peanut butter involved?

one the one hand, i have a horrible mental picture in my head
on the other hand, i'm glad it's not tommy lee and mick mars

haha as soon as i saw this post:

I guess boys schoolyard gossip covers different topics than girls'

― Force Boxman (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 3:12 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...i was gonna say, in schoolyard gossip every single famous man has had a gallon of cum pumped out of his stomach. and here we are

marilyn manson was the last guy i recall that seemed to attract the gallons of cum/having rib removed to suck his own dick type rumors...i wonder who took up the mantle after he wasn't relevant anymore?

its weird how he lost his ability to dance and sing, are we sure the real axl didnt die young

― --bob marley (lag∞n), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 8:00 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

His voice sounded pretty darn good in 2006 believe it or not

macaulay culkin, one/all of the new kids, etc etc

xp hahah AAAAAND i was gonna say that the marilyn manson rib-removal story was kind of the industrial-goth variation on this thing

yeah get bent otm - I've had a hard, hard time letting go. It's only since Chinese Democracy that I've stopped expecting anything good from him. I was always so hopeful, you know?

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, October 23, 2012 7:58 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think CD is great. Axl can still write good music. Releasing it is a big hurdle.

i wonder who took up the mantle after he wasn't relevant anymore?

skrillex?

I first heard the rib removal story as an explanation of how Janet Jackson lost all of that weight between Rhythm Nation and janet

Janet Jackson had a rib removed so she could suck her own dick?

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"I like that Axl, that quality of quiet graciousness."

are the rivers cuomo leg lengthening procedure and queen's dwarf cocaine party rumors still true?

Janet Jackson had a rib removed so she could suck her own dick?

puts "If" in a whole new light, doesn't it

hmm.

... as far as I know the Rivers Cuomo story is true?

Cuomo was born with his left leg 44 mm (13⁄4 in) shorter than his right leg. After the success of The Blue Album, Cuomo underwent a procedure to correct the condition. This involved the surgical breaking of the bone in his leg, followed by several months of wearing a steel brace which required self-administered "stretching" of the leg four times daily; Cuomo likened the ordeal to "crucifying [his] leg."[31] An x-ray of the leg is part of the album art for "The Good Life" single, and the experience inspired him to write the song. Cuomo can be seen wearing the brace on an episode of the Late Show with David Letterman, which can be found on their DVD Video Capture Device.

urban legends about pop stars are alive in the twitter era, lady gaga has a penis etc

i wonder if we can lend credibility to the manson story if we edit wikipedia to say he donated the rib to be ground up and incorporated in rivers leg.

lol @ "Cuomo was born with his left leg 44 mm (13⁄4 in) shorter than his right leg" -- i think the bigger issue would be a newborn baby with a leg that's over a foot long!

ah yeah gaga! she's got the juice it would take to have a fake dick rumor, props

I really want to make a Mailboxes Etc joke but it's totally inorganic and it would date me

or i dunno i misread that as 13.4 inches, i guess it actually means 4 and a quarter inches. still. (xpost)

Elvis always wanted Priscilla to do the leg-extending thing. </fact>

you mean 1.75 inches?

ohhh i couldn't tell that '3/4' was in smaller lettering than '1'

I am more surprised you had no context for how long 44 mm might be

oh i glossed over that

i have a good handle for metric lengths but when i see them i still go 'fuck you tell it to me in feet and inches, frenchie'

hahaha

I feel like I live in an alternate universe where Axl is still alive and making music becuz really out of anyone from his era he should be dead. Like maybe even he's surprised he's still alive.

"C'mon dudes I'm fat & terrible now, but really I shouldn't even be here, I should have died in like 1993."

Axl being alive is how I know I'm in the Matrix basically

i wonder what josh freese knows about axl that he can't legally talk about...

many xpost to Matt Armstrong - yeah I saw that 06 warmup show and stupidly on the back of that actually BOUGHT tickets for that tour, which they promptly cancelled of course, lol.

There's a couple of ok songs on CD but I mostly can't stand it. I dunno what I wanted but it wasn't that. Mr Veg really likes it though, so ymmv. Or, my mmv.

Axl was always destructive but not self-destructive -- everyone around him had addictions but it seemed like he was just the most extreme case of Lead Singer Syndrome in history, nothing that would lead him to an early death

otm

what's weird to me about Axl is that he's this strange bipolar hermit who somehow tours nonstop. He gives one interview every five years and he refuses to release new material out of perfectionist fear, but he's happy to jet off to Buenos Aires or Prague to huff and puff his way through Nightrain again. I guess he must just love touring.

the man might also have substantial expenses/debts as well

he probably gets bored hanging out in his mansion

That's what I was thinking after seeing him at Bridge. I think out of everything he really just kind of wants/needs the applause and validation, but it's never to the degreee that he used to get it so he runs off and holes up on terror island in his laboratory hoping to wow the world with his giant death ray or whatever, and every time it's like THOSE FOOLS! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT POWERS i HAVE. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!

yeah he barely toured at all for like a decade, the difference between now and the '90s might be how much $ from the glory days he's sitting on.

btw is there any Bridge School video that hasn't been taken down out there, i still haven't seen it

i mean, the amount of money wasted in high priced studios on the recording of chinese democracy alone...boggles the mind