Rank Anything You Feel Like Ranking

1 Message of Love
2 Birds of Paradise
3 Day After Day
4 Talk of the Town
5 Pack It Up
6 The English Roses
7 Bad Boys Get Spanked (bumped up a few notches for Hynde's seagull screams)
8 Waste Not Want Not
9 I Go to Sleep
10 Jealous Dogs
11 The Adultress
12 Louie Louie

1. Julius Caesar
2. Kicking a Couple Around EP
3. Burning Kingdom EP
4. Wild Love
5. Red Apple Falls
6. The Doctor Came At Dawn
7. Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
8. A River Ain't Too Much To Love
9. The Doctor Came At Dawn
10. Accumulation: None
11. Knock Knock
12. Apocalypse
13. Forgotten Foundation
14. Dongs of Sevotion
15. Woke on a Whaleheart
16. Supper
17. Sewn to the Sky
18. (actual smog)
19. Rain on Lens

1. Timesup EP
2. Nguzunguzu EP
3. Mirage EP
4. Warm Pulse EP

1. Admiral of the Fleet
2. Admiral
3. Vice-Admiral
4. Rear Admiral
5. Commodore
6. Captain
7. Commander
8. Lieutenant Commander
9. Lieutenant
10. Sub-Lieutenant
11. Midshipman
12. Officer/Cadet
13. Mate

1. Cech
2. Turnbull

Kelly Clarkson
Jordin Sparks
Fantasia Barrino
Ruben Studdard
David Cook
Taylor Hicks
Carrie Underwood
Scotty McCreery
Phillip Phillips
Kris Allen
Lee DeWyze

1) those included in this classification
2) those that tremble as if they were mad
3) those that resemble flies from a distance.
4) those that have just broken a flower vase
5) those drawn with a very fine camel's hair brush
6) others
7) those that belong to the Emperor
8) innumerable ones
9) fabulous ones
10) suckling pigs
11) stray dogs
12) embalmed ones
13) those that are trained
14) mermaids

otm

1. Julius Caesar
2. Kicking a Couple Around EP
3. Burning Kingdom EP
4. Wild Love
5. Red Apple Falls
6. The Doctor Came At Dawn
7. Sometimes I Wish We Were An Eagle
8. A River Ain't Too Much To Love
9. The Doctor Came At Dawn
10. Accumulation: None
11. Knock Knock
12. Apocalypse
13. Forgotten Foundation
14. Dongs of Sevotion
15. Woke on a Whaleheart
16. Supper
17. Sewn to the Sky
18. (actual smog)
19. Rain on Lens

― sharp-looking tux for rent (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:53 (1 month ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is an abomination btw

will rescind all criticism if these are being ranked in order of how near to you they were at time of writing, or according to some other measure of worth like how involving the liner notes are

I wouldn't take the time to type out all 19 Bill Callahan releases unless I had an uhh singular opinion on the quality of his music

4. Rear Admiral

teehee

SNES
NES
Wii
N64
Gamecube

Best to worst gym/workout albums, April '13

1. Material - Memory Serves
2. Q: Are We Not Men? A: We Are Devo!
3. Macro Dub Infection
4. In a Silent Way ("Shhh/Peaceful" on infinite repeat, perfect for treadmill)
5. Matmos - s/t ("Silver Light Popped" ditto)
6. More Songs About Buildings and Food
7. Music Has the Right to Children
8. Smiths - Singles
9. Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard
10. Inspiration Information
11. Taking Tiger Mountain (By Strategy)

1. Sonia Sotomayer
2. Elena Kagan
3. Ruth Bader Ginsberg
4. Stephen Breyer
5. Anthony Kennedy
6. John Roberts
7. Clarence Thomas
8. Samuel Alito
9. Antonin Scalia

poor nino.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPG6OQy2iwI

It's missing the second Grandaddy IU record, but I'm cleaning my desktop notes

Here's the Cold Chillin' discography

1. Big Daddy Kane - It's A Big Daddy Thing (1989)
2. Kool G Rap - Live and Let Die (1992)
3. Biz Markie - The Biz Never Sleeps (1989)
4. Big Daddy Kane - Long Live The Kane (1988)
5. Biz Markie - Goin' Off (1988)*
6. Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Road To The Riches (1989)
7. MC Shan - Down By Law (1987)
8. Grand Daddy I.U. - Smooth Assassin (1990)
9. Marley Marl - In Control Volume 1 (1988)
10. Kool G Rap & DJ Polo - Wanted: Dead Or Alive (1990)
11. Master Ace - Take A Look Around (1990)
12. Kool G Rap - 4, 5, 6 (1995)
13. Biz Markie - I Need A Haircut (1991)
14. Diamond Shell - The Grand Imperial Diamond Shell (1991)
15. MC Shan - Born To Be Wild (1988)
16. Genius - Words From the Genius (1991)
17. Marley Marl - In Control, Volume 2: For Your Steering Pleasure (1991)
18. Big Daddy Kane - Prince of Darkness (1991)
19. Big Daddy Kane - This Looks Like A Job For (1993)
20. Big Daddy Kane - Taste Of Chocolate (1990)
21. Biz Markie - All Samples Cleared (1993)
22. MC Shan - Play It Again, Shan (1990)
23. 2 Deep - Honey, That's Show Biz (1990)
24. Kid Capri - The Tape (1991)
25. Roxanne Shante - Bad Sister (1989)
26. TBTBT - Too Bad To Be True (1993)
27. Nubian M.O.B. - Nubian M.O.B. (1992)
28. TCF Crew - Come and Play With Me (1994)

• No. 1: The Dark Knight (2008)
• No. 2: Batman Returns (1992)
• No. 3: Batman (1989)
• No. 4: Batman Begins (2005)

3. Beats By Dre
2. Rusty nails in my ears connected by barbwire
1. Any other headphones

Iron Maiden's first 6 albums.

1. Number of the Beast
2. Piece of Mind
3. Killers
4. Powerslave
5. Somewhere In Time
6. Iron Maiden

Best 10 Breads

1. Naan
2. Montreal bagel
3. Biscuits
4. Pizza
5. Crepe (Swedish > French)
6. Cornbread
7. Donut
8. Papadum
9. Brioche
10. Malt loaf

Honourable mentions: pretzel (def. #11), laobing, roti, muffin, American pancake, banana bread, challah, crisp Scandanavian rye crisp bread, roti, scone.

Worst 10 Breads

1. Injera
2. Bannock
3. Melba Toast
4. Sliced whole wheat
5. Pita
6. Arepa
7. Matzo
8. That pathetic black bread they use for smoked salmon h'ors d'oeuvres
9. Sliced white
10. Pumpernickel

it's like you have perfect recall of every capital city but are somehow repping for like the capital of wales as the world's finest city. so much detail but like ... pumpernickel doesn't deserve just more formal credit than the montreal bagel? I would need just the most emotive backstory to understand it punching above its Actually Just A Small Bagel weight. I feel like I would even use your bold, impulsive ranking system, its broad church, to toast (ha ha) the maligned demotic breads you put in the second ten; like shitty sliced whole wheat is good when you need to be full, or is a canvas for soup; sliced white is good when it gummily forms to the contours of its filling.

enjera probably has to be its own thread

I get insomnia and spend a lot of time looking at the ceiling, ranking breads and eggs.

also: lists

Sliced whole wheat is probably underrated on this list when it comes to "accompanying squash soup" or "as a scoop for pate" but considering its bus-stop ubiquity I ranked it lower than the far less edible (but more easily avoided) itty bitty black bread salmon rounds.

Injera is clammy, sour corpse bread that cools too quickly on the table and absorbs liquid too readily to be used as a vehicle for anything. I would rather eat food off a wet paper towel (usually I just ask for rice instead)

Also New York bagels are just circular bread. Montreal bagels are fleshy, smoky, honey-boiled perfection, responsible for the fullness of Montreal bottoms.

Papadums are not bread.

Also I think you're being unfair to injera. I'm not keen, but an entire cusine is pretty much based around it so I suspect the problem is with me and not the bread itself. And pita is excellent, can't beat a bit of pita and humus.

All your other worst breads I agree are a bit yuck. Fuck pumpernickel, like chewing on a tire or something.

What's the name of that Turkish flatbread with sesame seeds on it? I love that.

fresh french tradition baguettes have become one of all time favourite foods

Yes, has to be super fresh though.

Best bread ballot poll on ILE anyone?

re: sesame + pita, you are perhaps thinking of zatar? sumac plus sesame? delicious. The condemnation of pita was rooted in an [word that means an evaluative process that glorifies one at the expense of the other] of the spreads and "dishes" that flatbread is assorted with, hummus etc., spreads that will always be close to my fridge but accompanied by better breads. Crackers, even. Pizza + zatar is an especially brilliant combination. Breads in this ranking were filtered by "list of breads" according to wikipedia, papadums made the wiki cut, and papadum is great, also wanted to give props to an unleavened bread in the face of my fu to matzo

If naan loses any bread poll I will just

I was thinking of pide actually. Not tried zatar, sounds yum.

Countries to which I have not been, ranked in order of how much I want to travel there:

1. South Korea
2. Taiwan
3. China
4. Slovenia
5. Ethiopia
6. Argentina
7. Bulgaria
8. Croatia
9. Lebanon
10. India

Countries on a list of “disputed countries” that I had not heard of until compiling the above list:

Akrotiri?
Ashmore and Carier Islands?
Bassas da India?
Bouvet Island?
British Indian Ocean Territory?
Christmas Island?
Clipperton Island?
Coral Sea Islands?
Dhekelia?
Glorioso Islands?
Jan Mayen?
Juan de Nova Island?
Mayotte?
Navassa Island?
New Caledonia?
Niue?
Paracel Islands?

1. Having money.
2. Not having money.

key centers:
Ab
F#
B
G
Db
Eb
E
D
C, F (tie)
A
Bb

♫ otm ♫

tracks
albums
bands
artists that are not bands

xp I sometimes wonder if my ear's preference for songs in Ab and F# is rooted in a history of most recorded music being in Bb, A, C and D.

alban berg
arnold schoenberg
anton webern

1. Erosphère
2. L'Expérience Acoustique
3. Tremblement De Terre Très Doux
4. Jeîta Ou Murmure Des Eaux
5. Grande Polyphonie
6. Camera Oscura - Espaces Inhabitables
7. La Forme Du Temps Est Un Cercle

G5+1:

US
Britain
China
Germany
France
Russia

1. Movies
2. On The Way To The Peak Of Normal
3. Canaxis
4. Rome Remains Rome
5. Full Circle
6. Les Vampyrettes
7. Plight & Premonition
8. Good Morning Story
9. Der Osten Ist Rot
10. Clash
11. Flux + Mutability
12. Moving Pictures
13. Linear City
14. Time And Tide
15. La Luna
16. The New Millennium
17. 21st Century
18. Snake Charmer

19. Radio Wave Surfer

1. The Phantom of Liberty
2. The Exterminating Angel
3. El (This Strange Passion)
4. The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie
5. The Milky Way
6. Un Chien Andalou
7. That Obscure Object of Desire
8. Simon of the Desert
9. Los Olvidados
10. Belle de Jour
11. l'Age d'Or
12. The Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz
13. Viridiana
14. Mexican Bus Ride
15. Land Without Bread
16. Diary of a Chambermaid
17. Tristana

1. Blaze in the Northern Sky
2. Under a Funeral Moon
3. Panzerfaust
4. Transylvanian Hunger
5. Goatlord
6. Hate Them
7. Soulside Journey
8. F.O.A.D.
9. Ravishing Grimness
10. Black Flags & Dark Thrones
11. Underground Resistance
12. Sardonic Wrath
13. Plaguewielder
14. Circle the Wagons
15. The Cult is Alive

1. Vinterskugge
2. Høstmørke

dammit Total Death in between Soulside Journey and FOAD

1. The La's
2. BBC In Session
3. Callin' All
4. Lost La's 1986-1987: Callin' All
5. Lost La's 1984-1986: Breakloose