What's the best Bond theme?

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Srsly. "For Your Eyes Only" is one of the best of the best.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah it is annoying to me that on the John Barry Themependium box set Sheena's is one of the only Bond vocals not included.

Oy she was such a nice girl before that Prince got to her.

you can kill things and still like them, i don't know (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:51 (thirteen years ago)

I can't think of View To A Kill now without remembering *that* note at Live Aid

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

Still stand by my repping for kd Lang's 'Surrender'. Happily someone has righted the wrong and replaced Sheryl Crow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zIbOL8SSCY&hd=1

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:55 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mINh8ZOWSLw

2.50-ish, look away DJP

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

oh this is going to be a treat, I can tell already

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:08 (thirteen years ago)

oh that was awesome

there is nothing more aggravating than when your voice cracks, esp on a note you've hit a bazillion times in a row

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:11 (thirteen years ago)

biggest gig of their career, right in front of a zillion people, so sad

Professor Giff (NickB), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:22 (thirteen years ago)

I should poll the eighties Bond themes...

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

how the hell did "die another day" not win this or come much higher anyway

lex pretend, Thursday, 11 October 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

Because it's not really very good?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)

it's a perfectly okay song but it placed about right

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

It's been a long time since I listened to the Sheryl Crow one, but it's really not that good. Especially after seeing the credits redone with k.d. lang's song.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK AT CHRIS CORNELL BEATING CARLY SIMON

balls, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

shit what the fuck at chris cornell beating a-ha for that matter, was everyone just that high on casino royale fumes?

balls, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)

the thing about "Die Another Day" is it was actually the theme song for Analyze This

some dude, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:13 (thirteen years ago)

Just went back and listened to the Chris Cornell one a little bit ago. It's bad. Still better than the Jack White/Alicia Keys monstrosity, though.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:19 (thirteen years ago)

WHAT THE FUCK AT CHRIS CORNELL BEATING CARLY SIMON

I guess that someone does do it better.

http://metaldetectingforum.com/images/smilies/shrug.gif

pplains, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

ditto to 'sheena was robbed' sentiments

balls, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:25 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R500VKA9-Zo

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkxBgCBYQ9U

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:38 (thirteen years ago)

if there ever was a bond that should've had an alice cooper theme it was the one w/ christopher lee

obligatory - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHpH-iziTho

balls, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:39 (thirteen years ago)

came in, saw "Live And Let Die - Paul McCartney & Wings" with 15 votes, literally guffawed

fauxmarc, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:40 (thirteen years ago)

also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3rqS98seNA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2Y-hCydiXA

balls, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)

Nope. I like Pulp/Jarvis more than I once did, but I still think that track fails the Bond test. xps

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:45 (thirteen years ago)

yeah 'pulp does bond theme' seems a gimme on paper but the actual thing isn't any better than most of the other mediocre themes they've had for the past 25 years. wish they'd had him come in and touch up the lyrics on the otherwise fantastic adele one though. the blondie is disappointing also (not a patch on sheena) but more a statement of how dry the well was for them at that point.

balls, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

whoa – I've never heard Blondie's, and, yes, it sounds enervated.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)

I unabashedly love the Skyfall theme, stupid lyrics or no. It has all the qualities that most of the recent (and by recent, I mean the last 20-25 years' worth) themes have disregarded. I had no memory of k.d. lang's "Surrender" before seeing it edited into the Tomorrow Never Dies opening sequence today, but it totally blows away Sheryl Crow's song and is kind of an island in the vast ocean of mediocrity that has plagued Bond since, basically, the end of the Moore era.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:55 (thirteen years ago)

i like 'die another day', if it had more of a spybreak feel it would work perfectly as a bond theme instead of just being a decent second tier madonna single that happened to be a bond theme (of course 'die another day' + spybreak = 'toxic'), as it is it's the best between a-ha and adele.

balls, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)

I would never go to the bat for it but I didn't mind Tina Turner's

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:10 (thirteen years ago)

<i>"on her majesty's secret service" or gtfo</i>

Totally.

The new Adele is a pastiche of a pastiche. It's barely there.

Chewshabadoo, Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:22 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8cvkn4q8Xs

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:37 (thirteen years ago)

I said on the Jukebox that to me Adele has no talent for emotions, only "emotions" in that Shirley Bassey/Annie Lennox sense: a showbiz belter. So while the song is just okay it's hard to imagine another contemporary singer who knows how to belt these things unashamedly.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 October 2012 21:40 (thirteen years ago)

I heard the Adele one from another room just yesterday and was thinking it was pretty good. First real listen dispelled that quickly. It's pretty much made to be half-heard while not paying attention, in which case it gets the job done...

dlp9001, Thursday, 11 October 2012 22:33 (thirteen years ago)

"Still stand by my repping for kd Lang's 'Surrender'. Happily someone has righted the wrong and replaced Sheryl Crow."

Now Surrender is good. But Sheryl's Tomorrow Never Dies is better. Definitely the most underrated Bond theme and a top 3 contender.

The votes for Cornell here are hilarious, though.

abcfsk, Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)

Sheryl's Tomorrow Never Dies is better. Definitely the most underrated Bond theme and a top 3 contender.

*brain explodes*

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 11 October 2012 23:10 (thirteen years ago)

Sheryl's Tomorrow Never Dies is better. Definitely the most underrated Bond theme and a top 3 contender.

You know what - it hurts me to say this but this is pretty much OTM - never thought I'd ever rep for a 90's bond themes sung by Sheryl friggin Crow.
Also, the Garbage one was totally robbed.

licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Monday, 15 October 2012 09:47 (thirteen years ago)

i bet mark ronson's feeling like a dick now for not holding amy's trackmarked hand through what could have been a great final hurrah for her.

also:

For Your Eyes Only - Sheena Easton 0
From Russian With Love - Matt Munro 0
The Man With The Golden Gun - Lulu 0

?!?!?!?!?!?

messiahwannabe, Monday, 15 October 2012 12:05 (thirteen years ago)

This poll result is making me legitimately angry. Who votes for Chris Cornell?!? SMH

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 15 October 2012 12:14 (thirteen years ago)

had no idea 10 of Chris Cornell's cousins and his mom posted to ILX

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Monday, 15 October 2012 13:33 (thirteen years ago)

The only reasonable explanation I can think of is that the Cornell song was the only James Bond theme these voters had ever heard.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 15 October 2012 13:58 (thirteen years ago)

If I'd been around for this poll Matt Munro would have got at least the one vote. I love that song.

The Adele song is really unremarkable in my book, I think it's getting such an easy ride because people still have PTSD from Jack White and Alicia Keys.

Leonard Pine, Monday, 15 October 2012 14:04 (thirteen years ago)

It's not all that great, but it's more of a traditional Bond theme than the last two travesties have been.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 15 October 2012 14:06 (thirteen years ago)

I wonder if "traditional" is necessarily good in the Bond context. McCartney justly topped this poll, cos his theme broke the mould, which was getting a little too easy listening for its own good. He gave us a rock song built of fragments, with that exciting instrumental spliced in that was so good to run over the chase scenes.

Dr X O'Skeleton, Monday, 15 October 2012 19:28 (thirteen years ago)

i think the cornell song is pretty legit, even though his voice isnt what it used to be. its not some stupid herky-jerky bond-hating bullshit like the jack white number, it's a pretty traditional sounding bond song except for the guitars - so its got some old bond flavor but it lets you know this is a new take on bond

turds (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 15 October 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

^^^
Very catchy chorus as well.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)

There are incredible Bondy strings and horns on it.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:10 (thirteen years ago)

incrediblY Bondy.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:11 (thirteen years ago)

ten months pass...

Just watched Octopussy the other night and my main takeaway was how baaaaaaaaad the theme song was. Sounded like a karaoke performance of a demo of the world's most generic early-80s TV show theme ballad. Just awful. You'd think with a name like "Octopussy," you'd get something interesting going.

Doctor Casino, Friday, 30 August 2013 06:28 (twelve years ago)

Disagree - I dig it, but I tend to also enjoy themes for being unintentionally funny and at odds with its movie in interestings ways. Well let's face it I love 99% of the Bond themes.

It's not a stunner on first listen but it has a weird charm. Your description isn't wrong, but doesn't make it less good. It's hilarious to me how serious-faced it is in its cheesy balladry, set up against the movie and its title. "I'm in so strong and so deep, and so are you". Sneaky melody when you sit through it many times as well.

Another funny is how the 'Moonraker' theme might be the series most elegant.

abcfsk, Friday, 30 August 2013 06:44 (twelve years ago)


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