Worst most moronic Oasis album title

appears to be real - tragically, the download link here no longer works: http://bootlegtunzworld.blogspot.co.uk/2008/08/oasis-wembley-stadium-2000_2870.html

it was a dvd/vhs bootleg too, apparently, so fans could revel in the visual splendour of an oasis show.

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I don't believe it!

'Don't Believe the Truth' makes sense if they mean by 'The Truth' the now defunct Australian tabloid. But you'd need to stand on the single shoulder of several giants to see how long ago that newspaper folded.

Similarly, "Standing on the Shoulder of Giants" makes sense if they're talking about being stranded on the side of a road named Giants. But Oasis presumably had a fleet of tour buses, support staff, and "mobile" phones, so I can't imagine they'd be stuck there for long enough to start talking about great ideas for their next album title.

There are many things that they would like to say to us, but they don't know how.

Man, Second Night in a Shithole is a great album title.

"heathen chemistry" title very underrated itt

"Liam's Voice is Shot to Shit Again" might be an even more honest title.

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justice is served!

the 'shoulder' flub is apparently deliberate -- at least the story is that he wrote it that way drunk without realizing it and then decided he liked it

"It's not a mistake I meant to do it like that!"

File that alongside "I shut down Creation Records because I wanted to" by Alan McGee

Don't know if it's come up on the thread before but that Isaac Newton quote was supposed to be him taking the p- out of a height challenged rival. But has gone down in history as a great quote from one of our esteemed and far seeing predecessors.

Be Here Now was a beat quote, & worked ok as a Loop track title. One ofr my favs in fact.

What's the story (Morning Glory) is supposed to be how scallies communicate greeting with each other. It is their version of 'hello, good sir, how do you do'

I've heard of that about the Newton quote but wikipedia is sceptical

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standing_on_the_shoulders_of_giants

explication of these shitty album titles doesn't make them any less shitty

glad at least one person recognised the supreme shittiness of each of the options available.

Don't Believe the Truth as a call to avoid credulity seems rather too profound for a Noel Gallagher. But maybe he was thinking about what the general public was gathering from tabloid news about him, which would inevitably be 'the truth' innit?

If you think the titles are shitty wait until you hear the albums.

what's profound about Don't Believe the Truth??? not Don't Believe the "Truth", not Don't Believe That Which Unreliable Witnesses May Claim to be the Truth, not Don't Believe Carl "The Truth" Williams, but Don't Believe the Truth - Believe Things That Are Not True - Credulity is Dead Cool and Beatlesy for fuck's motherfucking fuckity fuck fuck's sake

John Lennon never believed the truth, maaaaaaan

THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CALLED IT MAKE SURE YOU TAKE ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THE WORLD FROM CONTROVERSIAL TV AND DAVID ICKE BOOKS YOU PILLOCKS

Foolishness for Christ refers to behavior such as giving up all one's worldly possessions upon joining a monastic order. It can also refer to deliberate flouting of society's conventions to serve a religious purpose — particularly of Christianity. Such individuals were known as both "holy fools" and "blessed fools." The term "blessed" connotes both feeblemindedness and innocence in the eyes of God.

On the other hand, some people just revel in their own unrepentant stupidity out of sheer brain-apathy.

dying @ "Second Night in a Shithole"

The Truth or that which is presented as 'The Truth' is something that is constructed out of a lot of variables a lot of which will not look the same from all angles. It is not a monolithic absolute for all time. Therefore not believing something being presented to you as 'The Truth' in such a way is a better idea than accepting it outright innit?
But I don't know if that is what Noel was talking about.

There's a funny Spin interview where Noel has this long explanation about Fox News and Iraq and weapons of mass destruction and not knowing who to believe and Liam just says: "I don't know what the title means. It's a pothead thing, innit? Potheads, man — I don't know." Which handily applies to every Oasis album title.

So the next question should be, which is a more moronic name to give to your new band or solo project, Beady Eye or Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds? The Beady Eye album is called Still Speeding, Different Gear which would fit nicely into the Oasis back catalogue.

Definitely Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds

How do they expect their fans to string more than seven syllables together for a start?

more to the point, i'm pretty sure the Gallaghers and their friends are near-unemployable so what else wd they do? it's the people still paying money to listen to them that worry me.

Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, I mean c'mon.. Wonder who was in charge of picking the Oasis album titles...?

I actually don't hate the name Beady Eye for a band. NGHFB makes me want to punch things.

I didn't know they were doing stuff with Amorphous Androgynous aka FSOL though?

There was a lot of talk about "the second album will be out 6 months after the first", but seeing as how the 'dadrock' of the first one has been 'so successful' to fans of Coldplay lite, looks like it's 'on ice'...

Beady Eye is a pretty good name for a band. Still Speeding, Different Gear is naff but at least makes sense. The pun is pitched at exactly the right level for the kind of people who would be interested in the record.

It's a pothead thing, innit? Potheads, man — I don't know.

"does NOEL GALLAGHER smoke weed" comes up on google autocomplete and the top result is from "the Italian Milan site for pure Beady Eye, Oasis, City and England fans"

― Different Geir, Still SBing (DJ Mencap), Thursday, December 16, 2010 10:41 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^this is an underrated dn I made

Doesn't Noel say in the latest Q that when he finally heard the 'second album" that Anon rtc had done he decided he didn't like it so it won't be happening after all?

I always suspected Liam chose the name Beady Eye so he could have his records really close to the Beatles in the racks.

'rtc' should be 'etc'. Should have just gone for typing the whole of Amorphous Androgynous, trying to be lazy, failed dismally.

Hey! Just realized that Familiar to Millions is missing!!!

They should all be honored for their stupidity.

Who's up for a ballot poll of their lyrics

That would be fun.

Except for having to listen to or even read their lyrics.

'rtc' should be 'etc'. Should have just gone for typing the whole of Amorphous Androgynous, trying to be lazy, failed dismally.

― Rob M Revisited, Friday, September 28, 2012 11:34 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i was gonna ask what homie from the R&B threads was doing w/ noel

I think you are right re: Beady Eye / Beatles conjunction, Rob M Rev