THE WORST NME COVER OF ALL TIME

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it would be like the dandy where old people mourn old nme that hasnt existed in a long time

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:06 (thirteen years ago)

It's probably a conflation of 'mainstream rock music is dead' with 'print media is dead' but you'd think they'd have more ideas than that.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:12 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god is that cobain cover real

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:15 (thirteen years ago)

classic Libertines!

Hungry4Ass, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:16 (thirteen years ago)

matt maybe its actually selling more now than it was?

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:19 (thirteen years ago)

Then that doesn't reflect well on the current state of its core stamping ground then does it?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:28 (thirteen years ago)

more its readership

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:29 (thirteen years ago)

You make it sound like these things are completely unconnected.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:33 (thirteen years ago)

current state of its core stamping ground

England?

how's life, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:37 (thirteen years ago)

"Voice of a generation" - whose generation? I thought I was the tail end of the Nirvana generation (liked them but was too young to see them live) and I don't think my generation or the one above is really of much interest to the Nirvana readership; we're their parents and the boring office workers who clog up the buses at 8:30am when they go to school/college, surely?

I mean looking at that list maybe it is just selling to people a few years older than me who want to read about the Stone Roses for the billionth time, but... who are these people and did they not stop buying it a decade ago when it went Kerrang!-sized and the remaining 80 words per page became (possibly thankfully) unreadable due to being printed in e.g. hot pink on a red background?

still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

idk there will always be rock revivals

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

it is dead but will never die

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:38 (thirteen years ago)

i literally have no idea what class sixth formers + northern ppl listen to any more

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

/middle/ class

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:40 (thirteen years ago)

what about lower class and upper class?

how's life, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:43 (thirteen years ago)

article in today's metro abt this:

http://www.metro.co.uk/music/913247-nme-celebrates-60th-birthday-but-can-it-reclaim-its-former-glory

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:43 (thirteen years ago)

There's no equivalent list of Kerrang covers but my guess would be they'd provide a much better picture of commercially successful rock music in 2012.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:44 (thirteen years ago)

in london anyway, working class kids tend to be more into 'urban'/dance or whatever

provinces + north 'indie'/rock has/had full spectrum dominance but again idk what music exactly the kids listen to these days

is it just like the vaccines + maybe odd future or something

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:49 (thirteen years ago)

kids i know seem to be mostly emo metal or mersh hip hop/r and b stuff

syntax evasion (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 11:58 (thirteen years ago)

i don't really remember anyone into metal when i were a lad but then that was in era when papa roach ruled metal

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)

also i guess every british thread shouldn't be about racism + class factionalism + general resentment/bitterness/stupidity but there was an awful lot of rhetoric towards rap/garage etc that could be described as crypto-racist in the same way as david laws could be described as a crypto-tory

i kinda imagine this might have improved in the last decade

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 12:08 (thirteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

This week's is very, very bad and features the worst picture of Cobain I think I have ever seen.

many machines on ilx (MaresNest), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:38 (twelve years ago)

pic?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:39 (twelve years ago)

http://static.nme.com/images/13910_171007_NMECoverCMA3Nirvana100913.jpg

Holy Shirt! (stevie), Thursday, 12 September 2013 13:45 (twelve years ago)

I have approx 250 words in it. Haven't read anything else in there yet, though.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:04 (twelve years ago)

ok that is a shitty photo

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:10 (twelve years ago)

surprisingly good teeth i thought

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:31 (twelve years ago)

He's American.

they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:33 (twelve years ago)

teeth too pretty to die young

anyhow, it looks like they have serious problems if M.I.A. is the newest artist mentioned on their front cover

i'll be your mraz (NickB), Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:35 (twelve years ago)

change that '20 years' to '10 years' and the 'new' in nme makes some sense again.

Waluigi Nono (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 12 September 2013 14:42 (twelve years ago)

on every nme cover ever: "Pete Doherty's back and up to his old tricks"

idembanana (abanana), Thursday, 12 September 2013 16:23 (twelve years ago)

http://www.theguardian.com/media/2013/sep/24/nme-experiment-online-charge

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 24 September 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)

Lol no way is that going to work, you're talking literally the most entitled readership ever.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:42 (twelve years ago)

But it's "30p cheaper than one of the San Fransisco band's singles on iTunes."

how's life, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 10:51 (twelve years ago)

Print circulation of the 62-year-old indie bible fell to 20,011 in the first half of this year, down from 56,284 five years ago, according to the latest Audit Bureau of Circulations figures. Visits to its website, however, have rocketed to an estimated 8 million users a month.

20,000 a week isn't very much.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 11:11 (twelve years ago)

If they're starting to go down the online payment route then how long until the papermag stops getting published?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 25 September 2013 15:55 (twelve years ago)

http://www.musicweek.com/_media/images/NME_Relaunch_Bowie.jpg

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 11:57 (twelve years ago)

http://cdn.umg3.net/lanadelrey/images/sized/cdn/images/uploads/NME_Cover-597x739.jpg

how's life, Monday, 7 October 2013 12:02 (twelve years ago)

no matter how hard she tries she still can't manage any look other than "boring and sullen"

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:03 (twelve years ago)

Quite like the design of that new cover (although it's basically The Face) but that's a terrifying picture of Bowie.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 October 2013 12:07 (twelve years ago)

***about BOXCAR time*** is so horrible my toes are still curled up in embarrassment for the sub

Bap & Ounge (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:13 (twelve years ago)

at least they didn't spell it 'MVSIC'

PaulTMA, Monday, 7 October 2013 12:23 (twelve years ago)

'Why don't you call yourself New Mojo Express and just be done with it?'

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Monday, 7 October 2013 12:46 (twelve years ago)

the nme typeface bit looks nice. If there really are more reviews I might even read it in the co-op next time im in.

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:17 (twelve years ago)

also ldr has her tongue out. Miley copying her?

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 13:18 (twelve years ago)

look at the bottom left of the pic

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:09 (twelve years ago)

other way around, LDR copying Miley...

i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Monday, 7 October 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)

such an embarrassment, this rag

lex pretend, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:13 (twelve years ago)

Difficult to say which is the bolder innovator in that regard.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:14 (twelve years ago)

"January 2012" ?

Mark G, Monday, 7 October 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)


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