Motley Crue: Klassik or Dude!

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Ha, Stormy, those were good reads. Dave Q has fun comparing the Crue to the Stoges. Or is irked?

asdf troll, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Heh heh...as a typical 1983-84 teen metalhead, I owned records by Priest, Maiden, Twisted Sister, etc. All the usual suspects - with the glaring exception of Motley Crue, who I loathed, as much for their asinine antics as their music. So now, 20 years later, how is it that I own Motley Crue's Too Fast For Love on compact disc - and NOTHING at all by any of those other bands?! Well, don't ask me, 'cause I still don't like it much, aside from "Public Enemy #1" and a coupla other of the tuneful ones. No, the Crue STILL sucks, but they do manage to produce the occasional decent track ("Dr. Feelgood", "Girls Girls Girls") so that they can pass as not-half-bad. But actually they are, they are, they are.

Myonga Von Bontee (Myonga Von Bontee), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)

they had an appropriately horrific and entertaining Behind the Music so Classic

H (Heruy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 21:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I haven't heard Girls, Girls, Girls all the way through since it came out, but I remember liking it. Funny to read that, per Alex's comment upthread, the band slagged off it and Theatre (I mean, Theatre I can understand)

Of course, the band's opinion should count for something, but I think they are just sort of embarrassed by it because it was very pop and pop isn't cool. Plus they were dressing like women and that's not cool, either.

Mick Mars said that the song structure on Theatre of Pain was lacking and that it was repetitive. He also said besides the two singles (Smokin' In The Boys Room, Home Sweet Home) the album wasn't good and the sole saving grace was Home Sweet Home. He's wrong! Both Girls, Girls, Girls and Dr. Feelgood were more repetitive and had worse structure in my opinion. The songs grew longer and more boring. Also, the two singles off Theatre of Pain were probably the worst songs on the album, although the entire album is flawless, in my opinion.

Theatre of Pain, for me, was the climax of the band. It's not as raw sounding as the first two, but the guitar tones are really diverse and mature. The album seems to have some depth and a cool ominous vibe throughout. It has an old early ZZ Top feel, which is a far cry from Too Fast For Love, but a much more textured and developed evolution of the same "beast."

This is a weird comparison, but Theatre of Pain is very much like Camper Van Beethoven's Key Lime Pie. (Surprise!) Key Lime Pie is obviously unique, even compared to the rest of the band's material, but it is still a very cool album even if it doesn't fit in anywhere. The production of those two albums is also very similar and all the songs are slower, so that might be where the comparison is coming from, too. If you listen to both albums back-to-back, I think you'll hear the similarities.

After Theatre of Pain it seems like they just went backwards or stood still. Dr. Feelgood is cool and all, but it reminds me of Bon Jovi for crying out loud. And the lyrics are cornier than ever. Fast boogie-butt music without the wicked edge of the first two albums.

asdf troll, Thursday, 18 November 2004 13:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Vince probably has the best voice of all the 80's bands.

Oh no he didn't. I mean, granted, there are slim pickens in terms of good 80's metal vocalists, but Vince is not a great one by ANY standard. I'd sooner cite David Lee Roth (if he could be included amongst lesser bands). Hell, even Stephen Pearcy (sp?) from Ratt had a more distinctive voice.

Raven of Killing Joke has recently become a pal of Nikki Sixx's, and cryptically alleged recently that much of Vince's vocals were...ahem..."enhanced" with the vocals of none other than Robin Zander of Cheap Trick (i.e. that's often not Vince doin' the singing). Make of that what you will.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe they shared a producer or two at least.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

My favorite anecdote from "The Dirt": After nights of groupie lovin', The Crue used to go to a mexican restaraunt and stick their dicks in burritos to cover up the smell o' dirty pussy from their girlfriends

Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha. I was just talking about that particularly odd episode last week.

Which is odder, though? Your boyfriend's cock smelling like another woman....or your boyfriend's cock smelling like mexican food????

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I've never been able to understand that...unless they were known for particularly bad hygiene...I wore leather pants on Halloween and my little man was sweating like Patrick Ewing

Space Is the Place (Space Is the Place), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd sooner cite David Lee Roth (if he could be included amongst lesser bands). Hell, even Stephen Pearcy (sp?) from Ratt had a more distinctive voice.

They're both one dimensional and neither can really sing. Both would have made Motley Crue sound quite bad. Stephen Pearcy sucked and got old real fast.

asdf troll, Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd sooner cite David Lee Roth (if he could be included amongst lesser bands). Hell, even Stephen Pearcy (sp?) from Ratt had a more distinctive voice.

They're both one dimensional and neither can really sing. Both would have made Motley Crue sound quite bad. Stephen Pearcy, especially, sucked and got old real fast. Also, I think you took the crytically alleged comment far too seriously about Robin Zander.

asdf troll, Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

BTW, anyone besides me think they are full of shit in their storytelling? They don't sound and certainly never looked like staggeringly bad drug addicts. And not a single one of them looks tough. I think they are trying to be the baddest band around and romanticizing and enhancing their memories.

asdf troll, Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

They're self-styled bad boys, asdf, true, but Vince did manage to kill and maim a few people as a result of his herculean irresponsibility.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

...and did you just suggest that Vince Neil is a better vocalist than David Lee Roth? The mind reels if so.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Lots of people drive drunk and kill people.

Yes, Vince Neil is better than Roth. Roth sings monotone. Most of Van Halen is unlistenable and his solo stuff just as bad. He always sounded like an old man and not even a rockin' old man! The bozzeebozzeebopzitteeboop routine was very fitting. Besides Van Halen I, all of that stuff is the most overrated metal perhaps ever. I hate Eddie's solos!

asdf troll, Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

you crazy

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

But not crazy from the heat!

asdf troll, Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I like David Lee Roth better as an entertainer and a personality, though. Vince Neil is someone I never cared about even back when I was 13.

asdf troll, Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Greta stuff asdf, especially the stuff about Nikki Sixx and Mick Mars. You may disagree, but I do think you could make Vince's vocals part of your 'can't really do it very well, but why does it work' thing (no way is he in the same league as Mr Roth and Mr Halford). The band was definitely more than the sum of its parts, and so was the book 'The Dirt'.

the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Halford is insane! Have you ever listened to "Painkiller?" Ouch! But yeah, plenty of JP is really great. In truth, I think of Motley, Ratt etc. as the kids of Van Halen and Priest. I just don't care for VH too much because David Lee reminds me too much of Sammy Davis Jr. or something.

asdf troll, Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Bob Rock's pavement-cracking production on DOCTOR FEELGOOD (specifically on the title track)

"pavement-cracking". I like that.

Hell, I snagged the remastered edition of the album out of the discount bin a few days ago just for the first 30 seconds of the title track.

(And I don't mean that "T'n'T" track, either.)

Edward Bax, Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I just don't care for VH too much because David Lee reminds me too much of Sammy Davis Jr. or something.

A fair and valid point, but he wasn't always that bad. Well, actually, yes he was, but circa Fair Warning the rest of the band kept it in check.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

David Lee reminds me too much of Sammy Davis Jr. or something.

*spews coffee and bursts into laughter*

darin (darin), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks all for convicing me to pick up The Dirt. I'm already on page 50-something and enjoying it so far. It seems more believable than I imagined at this point, but I'm reserving judgement on this for now. Nikki Sixx just sounds like such a liar when I see him on TV, but then again, sometimes I feel like a liar when I talk about some of the crazy tales from my past that I know are true.

asdf troll, Friday, 19 November 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Nikki Sixx is the quintessential revisionist.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Nikki Sixx... you know, I thought it was a pretty good fake name, but knowing that he just stole it from someone else is pathetic. Now I understand why there was that big "two Nikkis" rumor that the original Nikki had been kicked out or missing and was replaced with a look-alike.

How would he really have nailed that kid's ear to the table? Without help, I'd imagine it's physically impossible to restrain someone while holding and hammering a nail.

Theatre of Pain... Since Nikki flat-out stole his name and they rehashed Mick's old Mottley Croo idea, did they steal this from Christian Death's "Only Theatre of Pain" too or is it a classic phrase? I assume it is just another thing Nikki "appropriated."

asdf troll, Friday, 19 November 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Wouldn't be at all surprised on that last point, Asdf.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"when i woke up, the needle was still in my arm..."

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

What do we all think of the story of Nikki Sixx, Lita Ford, the Necronomicon and forks and knives sticking into the ceiling by themselves? Shout WITH The Devil becomes Shout AT The Devil, but Nikki still claims the pentagram, etc. are "meaningless bullshit" as silverware is flying across the room by itself? Believable?

asdf troll, Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha...I forgot about that episode. Who fuckin' knows. There's oddly a chapter in Lydia Lunch's oddball memoir Paradoxia. Maybe there's a missed love connection there.


On the way to work this evening, I dialed up "Primal Scream" by the Crue (from Decade of Decadence) and damn is that ever a fine song.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha...I forgot about that episode. Who fuckin' knows. There's oddly a chapter in Lydia Lunch's oddball memoir Paradoxia. Maybe there's a missed love connection there.

Brain fart. Unfinished thought....the point i was making is that Lydia Lunch's own memoir features parallel tales of lurid behavior and drug abuse (and lots of degrading sex) along with the obligatory brush with the paranormal. Seek it out.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Cool, although I can't stand her, unfortunately. I will look it over at the local B&Nobles.

asdf troll, Saturday, 20 November 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Just snagged Dirt out of the remainder bin for $4.50.

Hard to know how much of it to believe.

How old is Mick anyway? They keep playing it up as if he is 15 years older than the other guys.

Edward Bax, Thursday, 2 December 2004 17:04 (twenty-one years ago)

55

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 2 December 2004 18:05 (twenty-one years ago)

So, Mick's what, 10 years older than the other guys?

Edward Bax, Thursday, 2 December 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

A lot of it seems to be blatant lies.

I bought the VHS video Motley Crue: UNCENSORED for $3.00 online right after I read Dirt and, guess what? The video was taped is during the Theatre of Pain album and they all look very healthy for junkies and alcoholics. They are not fat or skinny. They have chest and arm muscles that indicate weight-lifting is going on. They also are very sober acting and energetic. If anything, they seem like they are just beginning to party a little bit.

Also, on the video the story is that they were recording and someone came in the studio and said, "Well, isn't this a motley lookin' crew?" And that is how they got their name according to this video.

Mick Mars says "Theatre of Pain" is favorite album they've made and he sounds very enthusiastic about it.

This video is very Monkees-ish and if they were really as fucked up as they claim in Dirt, I really don't think making a video like this would've been possible. Imagine old Royal Trux trying to cheer up, get in shape, run around and act in front of a bunch of cameras.

Some of it is definitely true, like the musical influences and stuff, but I think they're just lightweights in the drugs and alcohol department so they imagine it worse than it was. Besides, if they were really that fucked up, they wouldn't have such great memories. I can barely remember college and there's no way I could detail it the way they've detailed their past 20 years.

asdf troll, Friday, 3 December 2004 01:40 (twenty-one years ago)

To say 'Theatre of Pain' is your favorite album, you'd have to be prety fucked up

dave q (listerine), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 3 December 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Dave Q, not favorite album in the world. They asked him which Motley Crue record was his favorite. Mick does look a little chubby in the video and Nikki makes a joke about him drinking too much, but it seems really, really scripted.

Something else really weird about the video is when they get to Mick's place he has something like 20 gold records on the wall. How is that possible?

asdf troll, Friday, 3 December 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

From all those bands he was in during the 70s

Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 3 December 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
Daphne Carr's review of the March 3rd show at the `Garden in the latest Village Voice is REALLY ANNOYING.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:40 (twenty-one years ago)

link?

charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.villagevoice.com/music/0511,carr,62048,22.html

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 March 2005 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

damnit why did i read that

charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 18 March 2005 01:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Told ya.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 March 2005 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh, that SUCKED! I'm sure that reading this, her 'skater boi' is just as embarrassed for her as we all are. Egads.

VegemiteGrrl (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:24 (twenty-one years ago)

while indulging itself in the fantasy that messed-up gender BS only happens on revival stages, amid pyrotechnics.

when I went punk in eighth grade, 1993.

Bimble... (Bimble...), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:32 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.317x.com/albums/h/heino2/enlargement.jpg

Jena (JenaP), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:36 (twenty-one years ago)

first Crue album is great, it's got a little engine that could charm to it and the most poppy

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 1 February 2026 00:21 (four months ago)

xpost veronica moser i too love Motley Crue + Kiss :D

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 February 2026 01:49 (four months ago)

BIG MAC! ONE OH THREE!

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Sunday, 1 February 2026 09:26 (four months ago)

I've played Shout at the Devil so many times over the past 43 years (coincidentally I was cranking Too Young to Fall in Love an hour ago), that I'd be lying to myself if I said it wasn't one of my top five or ten albums of all time. For a very specific subset of us (weirdo white 13 year-olds in 1983-84) it's THE gateway album. It's in our blood.

A. Begrand, Sunday, 1 February 2026 18:30 (four months ago)

Too Fast For Love is the one for me. “On With The Show” specifically.

I really it’s brittle, tinny sound. It feels hungrier, more desperate.
And I like the Leathur Records version even better because there’s no chipmunk sped-up Vince vocals

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 February 2026 19:07 (four months ago)

I really like*

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 February 2026 19:07 (four months ago)

i learned a while back they did a show in ~Grass Valley~ because the management company they signed with was from there

*Grass Valley is about an hour+ out of Sacramento in the deep foothills , very small quaint mining town, very rural, middle of nowhere

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 February 2026 19:11 (four months ago)

and i guess they hitchhiked from LA to Grass Valley to play the show. So crazy.
Imagine picking up those street rats on the freeway

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 February 2026 19:12 (four months ago)

one of my favorite L.A. moments was coming across Tommy Lee's post on NextDoor complaining about kids riding ebikes in the middle of the road in his gated community, real sincere concern for their safety and anger at parents for allowing them to do it.

omar little, Sunday, 1 February 2026 19:54 (four months ago)

lol!

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 1 February 2026 20:03 (four months ago)

three months pass...

I went into it knowing that The Dirt was going to be bad, but Lord.

Been awhile since I've seen a movie where I had to turn away during multiple scenes.

pplains, Thursday, 28 May 2026 03:57 (one week ago)

The wigs ain’t even the half of it

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 May 2026 04:37 (one week ago)

It did cover everything — cocaine, tits, car crashes, piss, heroin, the dead body of a 4-year-old girl, fistfights, cunnilingus, fellatio and lemon shots.

(I did chuckle at "The Fall Guy — I love that show!")

pplains, Thursday, 28 May 2026 13:54 (one week ago)


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