CHRIS BROWN

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Everything about this tattoo just raises more questions; Rev's link says the artist brought it to Brown, but its EW source says Brown brought it to the tattoo artist. WE DEMAND ANSWERS

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

btw nothing is more disgusting that internet rumor sites

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

than

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:09 (eleven years ago) link

That MAC illustration is total amateur hour. Beyond all of the other implications, why would anyone get something that ugly and lame tattooed on their neck?!

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

We're talking about Chris Brown and a terribly untalented tattoo guy here.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, true. Plus, the second I posted that, I remembered: it's a neck tattoo. Kinda self-explanatory.

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

We've got stop trying to make sense of this.

Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

A quick GIS for 'neck tattoo' unveils an even richer world of horror than what I would've imagined.

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

The artist actually isn't bad, it turns out. http://petertattooist.tumblr.com/

Maybe Chris wouldn't sit still.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

Chris Brown ‏@chrisbrown

I’m an artist and this is art. Dia de los Muertos.

The Reverend, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:56 (eleven years ago) link

Christine Nangle ‏@nanglish
I like to think Lisbeth Salander tied Chris Brown to a bed and gave him that tattoo.

any distinctions made over what the tattoo actually depicts are irrelevant; it's not coincidentally reclaiming the swastika as a big fan of eastern mysticism, it's not a birthmark that happens to share some similarities with something unfortunately ironic, it's something he elected to represent which 110% coincides with the first-line-of-his-obituary public perception with him. there is just no wiggle room, any more than "oh no it's just four L shapes at ninety degree angles!" would change one's perception of a swastika.

very sexual album (schlump), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:02 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, yeah, for sure. "Guys, it's not Rihanna! It's just a representation of how I see all women! Sheesh!"

This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:07 (eleven years ago) link

i just love that his tattoos are edging ever closer to his face -- crossing fingers that he gets YOLO tatted across the bridge of his nose

some dude, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:05 (eleven years ago) link

"hey Chris can I celebrate your amazing run of chart singles by tattooing HITS on your forehead?"

da croupier, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:45 (eleven years ago) link

lol

Tim F, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:48 (eleven years ago) link

Chris Brown, America's super creepy rich version of Mr. Cool Ice

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:10 (eleven years ago) link

haha

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:13 (eleven years ago) link

lol cool ice

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:54 (eleven years ago) link

I have that application installed, this thread is now about ###########

would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:45 (eleven years ago) link

Nice.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

is it really tho

bugler, Friday, 14 September 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

that is fantastic

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

chris brown beat up that website

heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently so.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

this basically confirms that he's not doing anything he could overdose on, huh?

how's life, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

bummers

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

I hate his guts too, but wishing death? Stay classy...

Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 08:11 (eleven years ago) link

Stay classy Cousin Slappy

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

Sorry i made a dark joke about a celebrity. I guess pot makes as much sense re: Bad Life Choices as the hard stuff does.

how's life, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEALkNCv4og

this. fuckin. guy.

some dude, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

should we take bets on how long before they're married

stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not trying to be a player. I'm not trying to be a ... dog.

how's life, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

I just care too much sometimes.

some dude, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

Some of those comments...Chris brown fans are the worst.

omar little, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

damn chris is sad

lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

messed up lil dude

lag∞n, Friday, 5 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

haha that was really not my takeaway

some dude, Friday, 5 October 2012 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

was kinda hoping he'd pull over and beat a homeless guy with a crowbar
is that wrong?

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 October 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/182c5wk32ahg4jpg/original.jpg

乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

Should it have been done for a pep rally? Probably not.

rap game klaus nomi (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

awfulness begetting awfulness, ughhhh

lex pretend, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

are him and riri back together?

heiswagger (rennavate), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

I don't understand white people who think blackface is no big deal.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link


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