I totally got that it was intended to be half a Dia De Los Muertos skull. But that realization didn't exactly trigger a "Whew!" response in me.
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 20:23 (thirteen years ago)
i wonder if this is some sort of "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? DOES THIS MAKE YOU HAPPY??" cry to the public
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:09 (thirteen years ago)
LOLWUT http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/news/id.21102/title.chris-browns-publicist-says-neck-tattoo-depicts-mac-cosmetic-design?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
haha that tattoo artist totally fucked him over
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
btw, whoever his tattoo artist is should give up. It's terrible work.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, September 11, 2012 3:43 PM (2 hours ago)
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)
So, wait, Brown tweeted a link to a Perez Hilton item that pointed out that it looks like RiRi? Firmly back in the "fuck this guy" camp. He's not that stupid, just pathological.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)
Seeing as this was the tattoo artist's idea, I am half-seriously wondering of dude came at Chris Brown with this design specifically so he could tattoo so etching reminiscent of a battered woman's face onto Brown's body
I mean, no obv, but the idea is making me lol a lot
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
The idea of anyone getting a tattoo of a mac makeup chart is making me lol.
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:02 (thirteen years ago)
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, September 11, 2012 10:09 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
That was my first thought too. "I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE YOU KNOW!!!!?!?!!"
― insane in my mansplain (longneck), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:07 (thirteen years ago)
chris brown's tattoo artist trolled him so hard
― dayo, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
Everything about this tattoo just raises more questions; Rev's link says the artist brought it to Brown, but its EW source says Brown brought it to the tattoo artist. WE DEMAND ANSWERS
― DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)
btw nothing is more disgusting that internet rumor sites
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:09 (thirteen years ago)
than
Maybe he'll get this one next:
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Zlpo4c9hAdQ/SrrzI_OH4WI/AAAAAAAAAhs/o60a_y3sDGQ/s400/Glam+Rocker+-+Halloween.JPG
― NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:13 (thirteen years ago)
That MAC illustration is total amateur hour. Beyond all of the other implications, why would anyone get something that ugly and lame tattooed on their neck?!
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:32 (thirteen years ago)
We're talking about Chris Brown and a terribly untalented tattoo guy here.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:34 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, true. Plus, the second I posted that, I remembered: it's a neck tattoo. Kinda self-explanatory.
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
We've got stop trying to make sense of this.
― Nickelback of folk (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:35 (thirteen years ago)
A quick GIS for 'neck tattoo' unveils an even richer world of horror than what I would've imagined.
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
The artist actually isn't bad, it turns out. http://petertattooist.tumblr.com/
Maybe Chris wouldn't sit still.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:38 (thirteen years ago)
Chris Brown @chrisbrown
I’m an artist and this is art. Dia de los Muertos.
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 22:56 (thirteen years ago)
message to chris?
http://petertattooist.tumblr.com/post/31002446871/peterkoskela-weareallone-taken-with-instagram
― OK CLARABELLE PART 3: The Return of the MOO! (how's life), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:00 (thirteen years ago)
Christine Nangle @nanglishI like to think Lisbeth Salander tied Chris Brown to a bed and gave him that tattoo.
any distinctions made over what the tattoo actually depicts are irrelevant; it's not coincidentally reclaiming the swastika as a big fan of eastern mysticism, it's not a birthmark that happens to share some similarities with something unfortunately ironic, it's something he elected to represent which 110% coincides with the first-line-of-his-obituary public perception with him. there is just no wiggle room, any more than "oh no it's just four L shapes at ninety degree angles!" would change one's perception of a swastika.
― very sexual album (schlump), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:02 (thirteen years ago)
Oh, yeah, for sure. "Guys, it's not Rihanna! It's just a representation of how I see all women! Sheesh!"
― This Whole Fridge Is Full Of (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 23:07 (thirteen years ago)
i just love that his tattoos are edging ever closer to his face -- crossing fingers that he gets YOLO tatted across the bridge of his nose
― some dude, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:05 (thirteen years ago)
"hey Chris can I celebrate your amazing run of chart singles by tattooing HITS on your forehead?"
― da croupier, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:45 (thirteen years ago)
lol
― Tim F, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:48 (thirteen years ago)
Chris Brown, America's super creepy rich version of Mr. Cool Ice
― Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:10 (thirteen years ago)
haha
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:13 (thirteen years ago)
lol cool ice
― This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 04:54 (thirteen years ago)
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/dojkjfhfkloklnmbdlocgfkonkmaocca
― tuomas without a nose ring (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 September 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)
I have that application installed, this thread is now about ###########
― would smash pumpkins (Ówen P.), Thursday, 13 September 2012 04:45 (thirteen years ago)
http://exclaim.ca/News/chris_brown_albums_defaced_with_this_man_beats_women_stickers?&utm_source=TwitterEN&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=ENTwitter
― tuomas without a nose ring (The Reverend), Friday, 14 September 2012 20:00 (thirteen years ago)
Nice.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
is it really tho
― bugler, Friday, 14 September 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
that is fantastic
― wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
chris brown beat up that website
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 September 2012 20:07 (thirteen years ago)
Apparently so.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 20:08 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.spin.com/articles/chris-brown-fails-pot-test-probation-rihanna?utm_source=spintwitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=spintwitter
― Cap'n Hug-a-Thug (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 19:09 (thirteen years ago)
this basically confirms that he's not doing anything he could overdose on, huh?
― how's life, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
bummers
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 22:36 (thirteen years ago)
I hate his guts too, but wishing death? Stay classy...
― Cousin Slappy, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 08:11 (thirteen years ago)
Stay classy Cousin Slappy
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 13:13 (thirteen years ago)
Sorry i made a dark joke about a celebrity. I guess pot makes as much sense re: Bad Life Choices as the hard stuff does.
― how's life, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 13:30 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEALkNCv4og
this. fuckin. guy.
― some dude, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:41 (thirteen years ago)
should we take bets on how long before they're married
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)
I'm not trying to be a player. I'm not trying to be a ... dog.
― how's life, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:44 (thirteen years ago)
I just care too much sometimes.
― some dude, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:48 (thirteen years ago)
Some of those comments...Chris brown fans are the worst.
― omar little, Friday, 5 October 2012 16:54 (thirteen years ago)
damn chris is sad
― lil dirk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 5 October 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)