https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQErekXV9Qc
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDNjrMOE1vE
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)
I never expected to hear a mall rock Die Antwoord. Impressively horrid.
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)
Look for it to appear on Christgau's top tracks of 2012 list.
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)
I'm kind of torn on this one. Pretty sure it's more terrible than it is anything positive, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lKHZK1NZ4
Jericko - We Party Hard
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)
MJ not so much remixed as dug up, bent over his gravestone and sloppily sodomized by Pitbull and Afrojack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiq9xbSiWgY
― this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Thursday, 27 September 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)
oh this made me so sad when i heard it. SPEAKING OF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fci4WYQN2P8
'hey i have an idea, let's rework this pop song so that it's much longer and the vocal harmonies, which are KEY TO MAKING IT GREAT, are excised. the kids'll understand. at least it's for gum!'
― maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)
at least when i went to the show that served as this song's premiere duran duran did 'notorious' and 'wild boys'
― maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)
lol, that is pretty bad
― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)
what the hell
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
holy shit, what did they do to the verse of "Hungry Like The Wolf"
― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)
fuuuck off
it sounds like music for a car commercial "NEW KIA WOLF"
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:08 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjgFH01k0gU
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:44 (thirteen years ago)
nothing on this thread yet approaches the vomitous quality of "neato"
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:48 (thirteen years ago)
true
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 01:51 (thirteen years ago)
nothing wrong at all with neato
― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, 21 October 2012 10:54 (thirteen years ago)
it's not as good as the eric nies/jesse camp/jenny mccarthy posse cut, as far as rap groups comprised entirely of former mtv personalities go
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:13 (thirteen years ago)
All of this crap is better than "Wide Awake" by Katy Perry.
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:36 (thirteen years ago)
yeah "woid awoik" is definitely the shitshow to end all shitshows
― my mansplain songz (some dude), Sunday, 21 October 2012 11:48 (thirteen years ago)
man you all really hate some Katy Perry
― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Sunday, 21 October 2012 15:28 (thirteen years ago)
shitpiles just aren't what they used to be.
― billstevejim, Sunday, 21 October 2012 16:09 (thirteen years ago)
pitbull is like really old looking huh
― let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 October 2012 01:09 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OBhs23w0wg
This is probably funnier than anything The Lonely Island ever released though.
― avant-sarsgaard (litel), Monday, 29 October 2012 07:37 (thirteen years ago)
i seriously thought that was robbie williams singing at first
― maura, Monday, 29 October 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
I wanted to throw my computer through the window at "the pain is so beautiful," and the feeling never went away.
― Room 227 (cryptosicko), Monday, 29 October 2012 16:08 (thirteen years ago)
looooooooooool
― teledyldonix, Monday, 29 October 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1MN4pR5wXM
"macklemore" has another song called "thrift shop" that i actually really enjoy lol
― monotony, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:22 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1YDd_JWB7Q
what's that? you want a cover of "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" featuring Pitbull?
― Victory Goon (some dude), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:31 (thirteen years ago)
always remember...you will do product placement and feature pitbull in a cheesy fantasy of wealth, decadence and excessyou will inexplicably become one of the top 10 youtube videos everyou will try the same trick again
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:42 (thirteen years ago)
wow that limp bizkit song is.. a contender
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 October 2012 01:52 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6l4C6wSCxQ
― MarkoP, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)
i'm not sure if i've heard a single song with karl wolf involved that wasn't absolutely terrible. to be fair i've only heard 3 but that's enough for me.
― teledyldonix, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U72hzeBLOw
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 30 October 2012 10:08 (thirteen years ago)
That cannot seriously be the video. I mean...that is possibly the worst editing job of anything I've ever seen on one of these threads.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:49 (thirteen years ago)
i hope this doesn't become a trend
― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 01:58 (thirteen years ago)
Ark Music's triumphant return to form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSBq8geuJk0
― polish your turds for beer and hugs (flamboyant goon tie included), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
turkey - AAAY!mashed potatos - AYYY!
― captain angeroo (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:30 (thirteen years ago)
looooooool omg @ this
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:31 (thirteen years ago)
Cant believe dude didnt take his gum out before the video shoot
― We do live in a fallen, depraved world destined for the fire. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
omg
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)
I kept thinking "okay this has reached its peak, it can't get any better" and then she sang into a turkey leg
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 19:44 (thirteen years ago)
ark music's knack for inserting itemized lists into songs is truly unparalleled
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 November 2012 20:02 (thirteen years ago)
my favorite line has to be "In April it's Easter/And the Fourth of July"
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)
WE WE WE
AY AY AY
― Luchinski pourin' from the sky, let's get rich (what) (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)
When he just pops up and like oh yeah he is looking after lots of white children in a turkey outfit and omg
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:12 (thirteen years ago)
I applaud the return of fat turkey Usher
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
i think this may need its own thread
― "It's like death metal lyrics, but about a vagina." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
IT'S THANKSGIVING: Ark Music strikes again
― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)
"the return of fat turkey Usher" otm
― Everybody did shit, art happened! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 9 November 2012 20:26 (thirteen years ago)
Carmen Electra has a song
http://soundcloud.com/citrusonic-1/carmen-electra-feat-bill-hamel
― Mamba Pout (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Wednesday, 14 November 2012 22:00 (thirteen years ago)