Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

I just heard an avril song in the banh mi shop. The mourning was silent but palpable. It was that song from ferngully or whatever that movie was.

now I want to make an Avril banh mi song

Avril: The Story of Avril

It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxR-WciQqo

Man, this is a real step down for Avril - Sum 41 always seemed like at least competent fun pop-punk dudes, especially on "In Too Deep."

this story has totally made my week
so many lols
thanks chavril!

http://www.1023bob.com/files/CHAVRIL-OFFSPRING-final.jpg

Inevitable:

http://bit.ly/Riieb4

Truly, Avril, you are marrying a gentleman:

http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/chad-kroeger-one-cool-guy.html

in all the mishegoss of fall i totally forgot about this wonderful news

i know it was a given that just hadn't come to mind for me before, but the realisation that nickelback have groupies is deeply troubling.

oh my god! :$

I saw somewhere that Avril's ex & his gf dressed up as Chavril for Halloween, then Kroeger tweeted to them 'we wanted to dress up as you but no one knows who you are' or somesuch which I thought was a decent burn.

okay that story is amazing and makes me think more fondly of Chad Kroeger

I can see why he's marrying someone who fired a band member via cake

the what?

it's really jjj's story to tell but I think I wrote about it here elsewhere, let me look

first mention here: Simon Reynolds' top albums are UP

haha it sounded vaguely familiar but i couldn't find anything googling off-board about it

xpost 2 ffm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/avril-lavignes-ex-dressed-up-as-her-for-halloween

thanks markers! his haha lamed it out a bit IMO. just burn 'deryck,' he deserves it. shitty little suburbs punk.

the fact that deryck went as his baby mama and not as chad makes the costume way funnier and cooler than the response imo

I am pretty sure Deryck is dressed as Chad, regardless of the headline

why is deryck whibley so bad and hated, ffm?

this is what whibley looks like

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/20312/deryck-whibley-profile.jpg

clearly he's avril and not chad in that pic

although the idea of a onetime rock star having a girlfriend THAT ugly is pretty funny

you remember that Chad used to look like this, right:

http://static.tumblr.com/umlpszj/6u3lnzzya/chad-kroeger.jpg

also his girlfriend is pretty obviously dressed like Avril

oh hahahaha I only just realized that they genderswapped costumes

I thought you were trolling us.

haha seriously

http://bit.ly/4B3khT

no particular reason for Deryck hate. I hate deliberately mispelled names and am willing to blame the sins of the fathers on the children, etc. Also IIRC he's from Whitby, ON and all those little cities east of Toronto are full of annoying skater punks. And other good things.. but the damn skater punks make so much noise. /oldlady

Some of the band's songs contain political-social commentary; "The Jester" is an "anti-Bush screed", "Underclass Hero" is a song about class struggle, and "Dear Father" is about Deryck's absent father.

I don't feel bad - everyone in the Durham region has family troubles & class struggles - I should know, I escaped by the skin of my teeth ;)

will give you special credit for helping to inspire my epic poem "Whibley From Whitby" btw

omg can't wait!

after a brief Wikibrowse I regret to speak out that I was misinformed, he's from Ajax, right beside Whitby. I have failed you :(

well that's a sticky Wiki Whibley Whitby wicket, then.

<3

And here it is. Merry Christmas.

http://popdust.com/2012/12/12/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-nickelback-how-you-remind-me-cover/

lol i actually really like it

Well of course

https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/famous/news/a/24606835/chad-kroeger-gives-avril-lavigne-a-17-carat-wedding-anniversary-ring/

Tru luv.

hubby

RUMORS

http://defamer.gawker.com/chad-kroeger-and-avril-lavigne-are-reportedly-headed-fo-1635858538/

If this is true and the two split up, Chad Kroeger should marry Mutt Lange.

The top comment on that article:

I eagerly await the Lifetime biopic with Taylor Momson and Dax Shepard.

THE DREAM IS DEAD

http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6685166/avril-lavigne-chad-kroeger-separation-divorce?utm_source=twitter

Might this be...TRUE?

In a related story, I read an interview with KroegerCollaborator "the Dude from Steel Panther" who revealed that Chad has in his employ a man whose one and only job is to roll joints for Kroeger.

I wager dollars to Tim Horton donuts that Avril will leave Kroeger for that man within three years. It's the 21st Century version of sleeping with the Groundskeeper.

― Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, August 21, 2012 6:44 PM (3 years ago)

I guess this means that everyone has a forthcoming divorce-themed Nickelback album to avoid.

http://www.stereogum.com/1961777/avril-lavigne-reunites-with-ex-chad-kroeger-on-stage-during-nickelback-show/news/