Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

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this whole thing really caught me off guard. I have a couple avril lavigne albums loaded on my ipod becuase of some ilx discussion last week and now i just sort of want to burn the whole ipod.

the same dope water as you (how's life), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

I...hate to think what your reactions are like when you walk past the checkout stands in supermarkets.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

He was a boy, she was a girl, could I make it any more obvious?
I now pronounce you man and wife

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I KNOW YOU HATE MY BOYFRIEND
GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
NOW HE'S MY FIANCEE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I bet you want me to look at this photograph

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

lol

okay I'm out of Avril songs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

why'd ya have go and sing so constipated

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

boom^2

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

on a roll

contenderizer, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)

omg winner

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:21 (thirteen years ago)

he was a man
i was a fan
could it be any more obvious?

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

:D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:57 (thirteen years ago)

okay I'm out of Avril songs

If only Avril was out of Avril songs.

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:06 (thirteen years ago)

I kind of feel like she is, even though she still makes songs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:08 (thirteen years ago)

I just heard an avril song in the banh mi shop. The mourning was silent but palpable. It was that song from ferngully or whatever that movie was.

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:19 (thirteen years ago)

now I want to make an Avril banh mi song

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:21 (thirteen years ago)

Avril: The Story of Avril

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:22 (thirteen years ago)

It will be Kroeger's first trip down the aisle, and the second marriage for Lavigne, who split from Sum 41 frontman Deryck Whibley in 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzxR-WciQqo

Chris S, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:47 (thirteen years ago)

Man, this is a real step down for Avril - Sum 41 always seemed like at least competent fun pop-punk dudes, especially on "In Too Deep."

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:53 (thirteen years ago)

this story has totally made my week
so many lols
thanks chavril!

http://www.1023bob.com/files/CHAVRIL-OFFSPRING-final.jpg

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 22:54 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

Inevitable:

http://bit.ly/Riieb4

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 October 2012 13:23 (thirteen years ago)

Truly, Avril, you are marrying a gentleman:

http://www.vulture.com/2012/11/chad-kroeger-one-cool-guy.html

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 1 November 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

in all the mishegoss of fall i totally forgot about this wonderful news

throwing john shade (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:01 (thirteen years ago)

i know it was a given that just hadn't come to mind for me before, but the realisation that nickelback have groupies is deeply troubling.

Perfect Chicken Forever (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)

oh my god! :$

I saw somewhere that Avril's ex & his gf dressed up as Chavril for Halloween, then Kroeger tweeted to them 'we wanted to dress up as you but no one knows who you are' or somesuch which I thought was a decent burn.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

okay that story is amazing and makes me think more fondly of Chad Kroeger

I can see why he's marrying someone who fired a band member via cake

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

the what?

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

it's really jjj's story to tell but I think I wrote about it here elsewhere, let me look

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)

first mention here: Simon Reynolds' top albums are UP

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:19 (thirteen years ago)

haha it sounded vaguely familiar but i couldn't find anything googling off-board about it

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)

xpost 2 ffm

http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/avril-lavignes-ex-dressed-up-as-her-for-halloween

markers, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:21 (thirteen years ago)

thanks markers! his haha lamed it out a bit IMO. just burn 'deryck,' he deserves it. shitty little suburbs punk.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)

the fact that deryck went as his baby mama and not as chad makes the costume way funnier and cooler than the response imo

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

I am pretty sure Deryck is dressed as Chad, regardless of the headline

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

why is deryck whibley so bad and hated, ffm?

how's life, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)

this is what whibley looks like

http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/20312/deryck-whibley-profile.jpg

clearly he's avril and not chad in that pic

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

although the idea of a onetime rock star having a girlfriend THAT ugly is pretty funny

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

you remember that Chad used to look like this, right:

http://static.tumblr.com/umlpszj/6u3lnzzya/chad-kroeger.jpg

also his girlfriend is pretty obviously dressed like Avril

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:43 (thirteen years ago)

oh hahahaha I only just realized that they genderswapped costumes

Gandalf’s Gobble Melt (DJP), Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

I thought you were trolling us.

how's life, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

haha seriously

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:45 (thirteen years ago)

http://bit.ly/4B3khT

markers, Thursday, 1 November 2012 19:47 (thirteen years ago)

no particular reason for Deryck hate. I hate deliberately mispelled names and am willing to blame the sins of the fathers on the children, etc. Also IIRC he's from Whitby, ON and all those little cities east of Toronto are full of annoying skater punks. And other good things.. but the damn skater punks make so much noise. /oldlady

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:14 (thirteen years ago)

Some of the band's songs contain political-social commentary; "The Jester" is an "anti-Bush screed", "Underclass Hero" is a song about class struggle, and "Dear Father" is about Deryck's absent father.

turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

I don't feel bad - everyone in the Durham region has family troubles & class struggles - I should know, I escaped by the skin of my teeth ;)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:21 (thirteen years ago)

will give you special credit for helping to inspire my epic poem "Whibley From Whitby" btw

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

omg can't wait!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:31 (thirteen years ago)

after a brief Wikibrowse I regret to speak out that I was misinformed, he's from Ajax, right beside Whitby. I have failed you :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:33 (thirteen years ago)

well that's a sticky Wiki Whibley Whitby wicket, then.

some dude, Thursday, 1 November 2012 20:37 (thirteen years ago)


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