Your impending Avril Lavigne/Chad Kroeger nuptials thread

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This Is The Dream Chad and Avril needs to be a song on Owen's next rekkid.

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:42 (thirteen years ago)

I have also just realized, with a sinking sense of horror, that the two of them probably think a Daenerys Targaryen/Khal Drogo themed wedding is actually a good idea.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:42 (thirteen years ago)

Chadvril is easier to say, Chavril looks funnier in print

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:43 (thirteen years ago)

Chavril sounds like a suppository...or the Nickleback catalog! (rimshot)

Hut Stricklin at Lake Speed (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:45 (thirteen years ago)

Chadvril is easier to say

This is false, surely?

EveningStar (Sund4r), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 03:50 (thirteen years ago)

Chil Lavoeger

StanM, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:04 (thirteen years ago)

I shoulda known

https://twitter.com/Krovigne

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:23 (thirteen years ago)

Meanwhile, I only just put two and two together about how Whiney won the thread way up near the top. And my mind is SCARRED.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:33 (thirteen years ago)

:D

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:35 (thirteen years ago)

o/

maura, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:43 (thirteen years ago)

haha maura only shows up for the trainwrecks

mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:47 (thirteen years ago)

\o

Fareed Zaireeka (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)

congrats once again to the kroeg and the lav

ezra kleine nachtmusik (get bent), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 05:33 (thirteen years ago)

this is fucked.

dylannn, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:54 (thirteen years ago)

but it's weird to think chad kroeger is getting my slppy seconds
i was there first dawg

dylannn, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:55 (thirteen years ago)

Wait, what happened with the sum 41 dude?

formerly EDB (ed.b), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 07:56 (thirteen years ago)

The marriage lasted a little over three years, and in October 2009, Lavigne filed for divorce. Whibley and Lavigne continued to work together, with Whibley producing her fourth album, as well as Lavigne's single, "Alice", written for Tim Burton's film Alice in Wonderland.

ʘ (sic), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 08:38 (thirteen years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/5udzhrs

markers, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 12:11 (thirteen years ago)

http://www.vancitybuzz.com/image.php?src=http://www.vancitybuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ChadAndAvril.jpg&w=650&a=t

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:43 (thirteen years ago)

did he have plastic surgery to make himself look more like Siegfried and Roy's lost brother

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

it almost looks like he's doing an 'avril smile' to make fun of her

some dude, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:47 (thirteen years ago)

I know there's only 10 years between them but seriously they kinda look like father/daughter here O_o

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:57 (thirteen years ago)

urge to merge
xp

very sexual album (schlump), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:13 (thirteen years ago)

so do we want to see this sex-tape?

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:24 (thirteen years ago)

sure why not

goole, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:25 (thirteen years ago)

;_;

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:28 (thirteen years ago)

maybe if someone cgi's paul lynde's head onto chad

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)

and replaces the ambient soundtrack with "what's the matter with kids these days"

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:30 (thirteen years ago)

maybe if someone cgi's paul lynde's head onto chad

Avril would be a better choice

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:31 (thirteen years ago)

two paul lyndes, windowlicker-style.

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)

^^^ boom

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)

come to chaddy

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:42 (thirteen years ago)

lmao

Farrah Abraham had many songs/ many songs had Farrah Abraham (m bison), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:47 (thirteen years ago)

OMG!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

does this thread come with a Silkwood shower y/n

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)

Well it's a nice day here and AAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/horrifying-pictures-of-chavril

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)

one of those looks like kevin bacon slash kristin stewart

goole, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:05 (thirteen years ago)

Lol that they all have a little Chad goatee

Also some of those pics are downright RobertSmithesque

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:07 (thirteen years ago)

who's chaddy's little princess now
i find this story both hilarious and delightful

these albatrosses have no fear of man (La Lechera), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:34 (thirteen years ago)

they really missed an opportunity by not swapping Queen Elizabeth II/George Michael and Liz Taylor/Richard Burton on that tabloid cover

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:36 (thirteen years ago)

this whole thing really caught me off guard. I have a couple avril lavigne albums loaded on my ipod becuase of some ilx discussion last week and now i just sort of want to burn the whole ipod.

the same dope water as you (how's life), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:42 (thirteen years ago)

I...hate to think what your reactions are like when you walk past the checkout stands in supermarkets.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:46 (thirteen years ago)

He was a boy, she was a girl, could I make it any more obvious?
I now pronounce you man and wife

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 19:49 (thirteen years ago)

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I KNOW YOU HATE MY BOYFRIEND
GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT
NOW HE'S MY FIANCEE

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:44 (thirteen years ago)

It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I... I bet you want me to look at this photograph

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:46 (thirteen years ago)

lol

okay I'm out of Avril songs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 20:47 (thirteen years ago)

why'd ya have go and sing so constipated

big-mammed punisher (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

boom^2

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:18 (thirteen years ago)

on a roll

contenderizer, Wednesday, 22 August 2012 21:20 (thirteen years ago)


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