Glycerine is fucking awful, what the fuck fam
― mobs of burly teen christgaus (thewufs), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:31 (thirteen years ago)
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
― some dude, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:40 (thirteen years ago)
so "Swallowed" is their international hit? what the hell
i know! you'd think one of the other massively different and distinguishable singles wd've set the world on fire
― Shrimpface Killah (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 August 2012 02:42 (thirteen years ago)
now i wish i had thrown a vote to inflatable
― call all destroyer, Friday, 10 August 2012 02:43 (thirteen years ago)
JUSTICE
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)
Razorblade is definitely a fairweather johnson - sixteen went 6x platinum during a window from jan '95 to april '97, Razorblade went 3x platinum from Nov '96 to July '97. People were just in the Bush-purchasing mood, razorblade really never achieved a life of its own.
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:29 (thirteen years ago)
which is why the Razorblade singles getting a respectable 15 votes vs. Sixteen Stone's 22 votes surprised me
― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:34 (thirteen years ago)
you forget we are people who know who steve albini is
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:37 (thirteen years ago)
america may not care, but future rock critics and nerds took note
48 votes for a Bush poll? Huh
― Get wolves (DL), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
"that indie guy in chem class says the new one sounds like 'surfer' music but I don't hear it"
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:38 (thirteen years ago)
but even kids like me at the time, as well as adult critics, saw the Albini hiring as a pretty transparent grab for cred and/or even more Nirvana comparisons! it's not like that album won skeptics over to the extent of The Bends or even Purple. (xpost)
― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
glycerine is so bad
― goole, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)
the string bit at the end is pretty cool tho
yeah, could be salvaged as a loop for some "Bittersweet Symphony" type thing, but song itself is the biggest turd.
― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:46 (thirteen years ago)
i cannot believe this many people voted in this poll. these songs are terrible.
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)
but even kids like me at the time, as well as adult critics, saw the Albini hiring as a pretty transparent grab for cred and/or even more Nirvana comparisons! it's not like that album won skeptics over to the extent of The Bends or even Purple.
"swallowed" did, though. in a sense it's their "lakini's juice"
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, "Machinehead" was like Top 10 for the year '96 airplay-wise.
― Jeremy Spencer Slid in Class Today (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 11:04 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i guess people felt it was better than the rest
― nakhchi little van (some dude), Tuesday, July 24, 2012 11:11 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this made me laugh, then mad at myself for remembering lyrics to "machinehead"
― horseshoe, Monday, 13 August 2012 17:50 (thirteen years ago)
lol
honestly i had no real sense anyone especially liked "Swallowed" for 16 years before this poll
― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)
jesus christ, sixteen years
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:13 (thirteen years ago)
jesus christ, sixteen stone
― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:15 (thirteen years ago)
jesus christ.
― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Monday, 13 August 2012 19:23 (thirteen years ago)
re "Swallowed" at the time I thought, "Oh, well, Albini did improve them" but then a girl who liked Mazzy Star brought Razorblade Suitcase into the newsroom and we all cleared our throats and played The Saint soundtrack for the nth time.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 19:26 (thirteen years ago)
since when did lakinis juice win people over
― billstevejim, Monday, 13 August 2012 19:38 (thirteen years ago)
"Lakini's Juice" C or D?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
"their finest track" - miccio"my favorite Live single" - Herbert Herbert"the only Live song that doesn't make me vomit and/or laugh" - VegemiteGrrl
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
tbf me and herb are friends from high school but both "lakini" and "swallowed" are TA-DAAAAA first singles from follow-ups that boldly announced the band's desire to take corporate rock in bold directions so no shock 10+ ilxors dig 'em in polls
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:12 (thirteen years ago)
did i mention them shits were bold cuz brother they were bold
I think we've touched on this before as a general pattern of the way alt-rock records got marketed (commercially disappointing major label rock/alternative albums of 1996 , Stylus's Top Ten Momentum Killing Follow-Up Singles to Breakthrough Post-Grunge Albums) - actually, it was you and billstevejim that really made me notice this pattern of the grating, noisy, BOLD first single with the intended mainstream rock/pop hit waiting in the wings. In hindsight a really weird strategy, very specific to that moment in time.
One stone unturned: who started that trend? Within alt-rock it probably traces really easily to Nevermind but does it have deeper roots?
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:23 (thirteen years ago)
earlier example: "welcome to the jungle" followed by "sweet child o' mine"
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:25 (thirteen years ago)
it was you and billstevejim that really made me notice this pattern of the grating, noisy, BOLD first single with the intended mainstream rock/pop hit waiting in the wings.
U2 POP poll
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
was JUST thinking of appetite, couldn't remember offhand what the sequence was there! nice.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:27 (thirteen years ago)
also, that's funny b/c as with Lakini's Juice, Discotheque is my favorite single from that record by a mile.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:28 (thirteen years ago)
Maybe Razorblade Suitcase just screwed up by not actually having the crossover pop smash waiting up its sleeve. I think I voted for "Greedy Fly" in the poll, ultimately.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
i think there's a difference (but still a notable relationship) between "hard rock band does aggressive 'this is us' first single and then power ballad second single" and "alt-rock band does weird abrasive first single and then 'this is us' accessible second single"
― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:29 (thirteen years ago)
basically it's been conventional wisdom ever since the industry started thinking about singles campaigns that the best place to put your surefire hit is second
― Pollopolicía (some dude), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:30 (thirteen years ago)
Dunno if it's exactly what you're going for but part of it has to be about symbolism and what these gestures are supposed to convey - - presumably the hard rock band's first single conveys that they are still HARD and tough and that their male fans should still buy the record even though the last one had that power ballad on it which was like, for girls or whatever, nevermind the upcoming power ballad.
The alt band's abrasive single is also about authenticity but it's less gendered and more tribal - more about making the audience feel like they and the band are still inside the avant garde club of the 'underground,' where dissonant scary stuff is shot in high-contrast, smeary, herky-jerky video, despite the major label marketing campaign and gigantic crossover hit waiting around the corner.
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:36 (thirteen years ago)
yeah i think the "abrasive" vs "hard rock" thing is just a matter of degrees - I saw live on the secret sodomy tour and "turn my head" was definitely a sop to the market rather than a "this is us" song.
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:38 (thirteen years ago)
so, because US spotify is missing like half of Pop, i am now listening to secret samadhi while sorting my laundry
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:42 (thirteen years ago)
it's a crazy, crazy, mixed-up music streaming service
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)
is anyone really missing half of Pop?
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:43 (thirteen years ago)
be sure to queue Speed of Sound and Dirty Work.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:44 (thirteen years ago)
oh, dude, i am one of ilx's resident macca fans, i OWN speed of sound
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
sadly wings is not on spotify so i'll just have to live my life assuming they were consistently the worst
― da croupier, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
if you had spotify you would find that they were in fact consistently the BEST
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:47 (thirteen years ago)
er, if they were on spotify. y'know.
Wings was made for excerpting
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:49 (thirteen years ago)
made it three songs into secret samadhi, switching to razorblade suitcase
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 August 2012 21:56 (thirteen years ago)
when I saw i@n c0h3n a few weeks ago I specifically asked him about "Lakini's Juice" and he still loves the thing
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 August 2012 21:59 (thirteen years ago)