Guns n Roses: Critical Rehab

You were not the only one, trust me.

he wears gold chains with his bathrobe?

doesn't everyone?

i think what that really means is that he wears the gold chains all the time. i mean he can't just put them on whenever he dons the bathrobe to go out to the ice machine, can he?

maybe when he sang that he "don't wanna buy none of your gold chains today," it meant that he would come back tomorrow and buy them (and never take them off).

are you sure it's gold, what if it's, like, beads. of some spiritual kind.

this photo validates john's original post.

it also makes we want to go back to bed.

axl looks quite cute there

cute as in like how a hamster or similar sized rodent is cute, not like 'i would have sex with axl rose' cute

too late you in in the jungle baby

kind of a dilapidated Biff Tannen look going there.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8021/7664838716_a8da1e117f_z.jpg

Oh my god ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZxMBq2usSU

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You guys've been missing out on the revive of this:

Did you really feel "welcomed" to the jungle by axl rose, or do you think that was sort of just insincere, halfhearted graciousness?

I was about to say, late to the party here!

Sorry, hard to keep track of all 30 GNR threads.

Site New Answers, broheems

Broheems sadly underused these days. Kudos, HOTS.

:D

No excuse. Lots of GNR threads. But which one is right!?!?!

the one that gets revived

I just posted the link upthread..?

So whichever GNR thread has been revived most recently becomes receptacle for all things GNR? Whatevs. I can work with that. Though I just assumed that cheeky thread title meant it was about Axl specifically, or "Welcome" specifically.

Alright, no biggie. But since you posted a vid of Axl desperately attempting to sing his way through "Welcome..", I thought it would interest you that this particular video has been discussed in that partiular thread for a few days now.

Good to know! What else is being discussed in other threads, while we're here?

Well, forget it then. Didn't mean to start anything, though it seems I did..

I'm just joshing with you.

Ok, we're good.

I, for one, am ashamed and disappointed in myself for participating in this revive. I'll be taking a brief respite for reflection and to spend time with my family. With Christ's help, I hope that I can avoid any further grievous lapses in judgment.

Yeah, I'm going to pray on it, too.

people on this site get up in arms about trivial shit a lot, i've noticed

no one got up in arms though? was just a friendly 'hey join the discussion here'

I mean today, in this instance.

Just another disgusting instance of Axlsplaining imo.

Just Axl being an Axlhole.

Been listening to Appetite a bit lately. Nonbelievers, I think if you're willing to listen with new ears, you'll find a phenomenal album of surprising complexity and quality. I think there's only one song that doesn't completely kick ass ("anything goes"). The riffs are unstoppable.

I really don't think appetite would rate any higher in people's unbiased minds than say a motley crue record. (I personally like Mr. Brownstone better than Dr. Feelgood, but this is all stripper music, basically)

I don't want to see strippers dance to "Mr. Brownstone".

would you rather see axl dance to it?

neither, thanx.

so maybe I like stripper music

;_;

I really don't think appetite would rate any higher in people's unbiased minds than say a motley crue record. (I personally like Mr. Brownstone better than Dr. Feelgood, but this is all stripper music, basically)

― Philip Nunez, Sunday, October 28, 2012 3:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

As a huge fan of stripper music I can tell you in my unbiased stripper music mind that Motley Crue doesn't have an album with more than 3 or 4 good songs on it and Appetite has 10.

3 or 4 solid stripper tracks sounds right for appetite. welcome to the jungle, paradise city, mr. brownstone. rocket queen kind of overstays its welcome and sweet child o' mine's lyrics appear to be about pubes, so those two are kind of iffy for the 4th.

You overstay your welcome. BAH. Hello? Night train? It's So Easy? My Michelle?

Sweet Child is a strip club classic wtf bro

the song is about young axl hiding in some lady's pubes and waiting for heavy periods to pass.
welcome to the jungle, indeed.

You are a curious fellow

xpost otm

This conversation makes me wish that I'd let that stripper music poll of mine get off the ground.