Quick! You Are Starting A Band Right Now! What Is It Called?

Lately I like the name 'Glories'

The Singer Is A Preening Jerk Who Really Fancies Himself The Lead Guitarist Hates The Singer The Rhythm Guitarist Can't Even Remember Three Chords The Drummer Didn't Turn Up To Rehearsals And Has Been Replaced By A Thrift Store Drum Machine The Keyboardist Is Somebody's Weirdo Uncle The Bassist Will Just Play The Riff To "Peter Gunn" All Night All Their "Original" Songs Are Obvious Rip-offs Of Other Much Better Local Bands' Material And They Sound Like A Screaming Drug Crazed Loony Driving An Ice Cream Van With An Orchestra Trapped Inside Down A Cobbled Street At A Hundred Miles An Hour While The Bastard Is On Fire

subtlety is not my speciality

The Banana Embarrassment vs Blackberry Violence

Manic Depressive Pyromaniac

I think it flows

Available In Subtitles

yes, like the-extra heavy period of a hemophiliac.

I always went for bad puns, like Crustacean Wagon, or Fission Chips. Sadly, both of those sound like bad Ska bands.

I was in a band called The Flamin' Rutebagas. Yes, the misspelling was on purpose - Def Leppard and the like were still rather omnipresent. We sucked, and didn't even live up to the name - though our first record was going to be "Turnip The Volume", which still makes me smile.

still Michelle Malkin Hatefuck

drive like daewoo

Robert Rupert and The Ruperts Featuring Nasty Tit Wanker (Art Punk fronted by a Ted)

Dave Deadman The Grim Beeper (head nodding four to the floor car alarm revival)

Ahoy!Ahoy!Spectacles! (shit loner with no mates/tunes/6th form lyrics)

The Tragic Sandals (C86 ers)

Ocean October Wednesday (real fucking terrible emo, even by its standards)

Equinoxes -ambient, busted, single piano string, fed through a vocoder - triple album)

Michael Farady and His Fucking Daft Kite ( Ned's Atomic Dustbin Cover Band)

Silobuster ( No depression types with a fuzz box and big sideburns)

You Can't Get Pregnant Your First Time (generic indie pop band)

The Menses (anything you can imagine)

the funky house skeptics

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hilarious!

Canonical Ensemble

my roommate and i came up with two excellent grindcore names.

GORE KNOB.

PORK SCREW.

Captain Bruisin'

Weiner Taste Test
Oonglebinky (actually, I did use this one once)
Elephantitis Rock
Anal Pizza
...And Doughnuts for All

My next band will be called 'Slow Fucks'.

Rockin' Rocky and the Rock City Rockers

rockist

My Finger Your Pie

xpost - That's what we're calling our debut!

Putting aside the "Right Now!" stipulation, I've actually been making up fantasy bandnames (and fantasy bands) for years, starting with "The Guitarticats" when I was eight. (I also dreamt of being both drummer AND bandleader for that particular ensemble.)

I miss Ace of Base

There's a guy whose project is called Pork Sword Tobacco, so how about variations on <meat> <weapon> <drug>?

Beef Shotgun Marijuana
Chicken Grenade Hashish
Mutton Cannon Cocaine
Deer Trebuchet Heroin

oh f*** oh f*** I've got that wrong - it's Porn Sword Tobacco...

Bookshelf Mexican

(courtesy of some spam i just received in my e-mail)

Tallboy Scandinavian

Fraud Prevention Unit

johnny Wee Wee and the poo poo's
Gay Marvin

The Head

Sesquipedalian Grandiloquence

My father told me tonight that if he was to from a band it would be called Editing Charlotte.

The Sherman Hemsley Teabag Experiment

gsoap

FUCK THAT!

The Rhythm Method

Marvin and the Gayes

Burnt Brats
Camping Meat
Rick Moranis Morisette

ICD-9s
CLOSED SKULL
MAGNETIC FOREIGN BODY
DEEP NECROSIS
FULL THICKNESS
SHAKEN BABY SYNDROME
AROMATIC ANALGESICS
UNSPECIFIED BIRTH TRAUMA
NOXIOUS INFLUENCES
PRUNE BELLY
FRAGILE X
HIDDEN PENIS
MICROPENIS
INTERNAL DERANGEMENT
PRICKLY HEAT
EXCESSIVE VOMIT
SCANTY MENSTRUATION
POSTCOITAL BLEEDING
GALACTOCELE
FISTULA

would vote for "FULL THICKNESS"

LATENT YAWS
VINCENT'S ANGINA
GENERAL PARESIS
TRENCH FEVER
PSEUDOCOWPOX
PLAGUE UNSPECIFIED
HYPERSENSITIVITY REACTION
SOLITARY CYST
CORPUS LUTEUM
PUBERTY BLEEDING
MITTELSCHMERZ
MISSED ABORTION
UNUSUALLY LARGE FETUS CAUSING DISPROPORTION

THE CPT'S
SKIN PEEL THERAPY
INVERTED NIPPLE
WOUND EXPLORE
ELECTROEJACULATION
FECAL IMPACTION

The Rhythm Method.

There was a cool group called the Rhythm Methodists. Check 'em out...

Metallic
the Decoys

EXCESSIVE VOMIT kind of implies that there is an amount of vomit that is not considered excessive. Hey it's Friday afternoon and I'm just talking shit...

Haha, cute. Afraid of what their album covers might look like though.

Fear of Plaid
Fetish Patrol
Plain Brown Wrapper

Bashed Bishop

Cream City Tune Apparatus

for a death metal band:

Bone of Contention

chalupa gag porn

Big Black Francis McDormand