Best title for an actual Aerosmith bootleg

of all the shit I wish I'd saved, the repeated "Aerosmith suck live" letters in Creem from the late 70s rank high - evidently they routinely showed up and just stank the joint out

A LITTLE FUCK OF SANITY

Steven why is your blue penis holding a syringe?

the title 'listen to this brad' has changed my life

Big-Mammed Woman is fucken hilarious

GET YOUR LEAD OUT MAMA!

I mean, I'm not voting this one but still

unregistered you're a fuckin hero for this poll, every time I look through the list I find something more to love

Some singer-songwriter type needs to make an album called LISTEN TO THIS BARD

no, none does

boo!

What does GET A FUCKIN' LAST mean anyway?

it's really fun imagining that every single one of these boots is named after something Steven T. says between songs on the recording

the title 'listen to this brad' has changed my life

― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Monday, July 16, 2012 6:19 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

other titles from unregistered's link that he did not use as poll options that i think deserves some attention and perhaps a 2nd poll thread:

ANOTHER LIVE BOOTLEG
CASTLE KINGS
COVERING 'EM
DOIN' F.I.N.E. IN BELGIUM
DRAGON'S EDGE
DUDE
EMERALDS IN THE ATTIC
FLIGHT OF THE OWL
GARDEN PARTY
GET AMAZED! B-SIDES
GET ANOTHER GRIP
IN THE MIXXX
JURASSIC TRACKS
JUST SHAKE LIVE
JUST SORTED ENOUGH, BUT...
LAST GASP IN CHICAGO
LIVE IN AN ELEVATOR
LOVE ME LIKE A BIRDDOG
MAD BAD & DANGEROUS
MY FATHER'S PLACE
PERMANENT OUTTAKES
PITILESS LIVE SHOW
RIGHT IN THE NIGHTS
RULING THE PLANET
SPECTACULAR DREAM
STRUTTIN MY STUFF
THE HAPPENING IN HIROSHIMA
THE INCREASING KILLER SHOW
WALKING ON THE SIDEWALK
ZIGGED & ZAGGED

Maybe it should be GET A FUCK IN LAST, which conjures up all sorts of possibilities.

PITILESS LIVE SHOW

amazing

mate of mine is a mad aerosmith fan, we will be discussing this tonite

I am a sucker for any title that includes the word "sox" but really all of these are amazing.

THE INCREASING KILLER SHOW

I looked through a shameful amount of these last night. some of them sound like they would be awesome e.g. this and this the latter of which has this outstanding detail in the album notes:

The picture above is the reverse side (back) of the Album cover I believe. On the front side there is a Black/White photo of Steven Tyler holding one finger in his left ear, and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!

RIGHT IN THE NIGHTS

what are the chances that this was an evening of Jam & Spoon covers?

Oh man, this thread is like having it and eating a cake

Format: Vinyl - 2LP, 20 tracks, ?? min
Label: Pharting Pharaoh Records 13157

and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!
and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin!

it is surprisingly difficult to find a list of all the bootlegs released on Pharting Pharaoh Records

I have a great 1977 show from Japan but it has the incredibly dull title of THE WANDERER.

it is surprisingly difficult to find a list of all the bootlegs released on Pharting Pharaoh Records

― PITILESS LIVE SHOW (DJP), Monday, July 16, 2012 10:22 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

yeah, who knew it would bring up so many search results from the Smithsonian's archive of Egyptian artifacts

LAST GASP IN CHICAGO

Yeah no shit

THE INCREASING KILLER SHOW

― mod night at the oasis (NickB), Monday, July 16, 2012 9:16 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

woulda voted GET ANOTHER GRIP

LOVE ME LIKE A BIRDDOG

This poll is surprisingly difficult...I'm kind of feeling A LITTLE FUCK OF SANITY

GET A FUCKIN' LAST
PROFITABLE EMOTION

^^ slept on itt

pretty sure my best friend in middle school had PUMP-ACTION on tape. it was actually a point of contention between us that i would not go see aerosmith with him on the Get A Grip tour. after that, things were never the same. *weeps*

Get A Grip ruined a lot of things for a lot of people

PUMP-ACTION sounds like ad copy on a breastfeeding product

"Things were never the same after Get A Grip."
- first sentence from my autobiography

Would read

feel like "listen to this brad" is a really good new ilm board descrip. who's with me?

I have a great 1977 show from Japan but it has the incredibly dull title of THE WANDERER

Reading through the full list in the link you can't help but feel that the guys who just went with things like 'EUROPE 1990' should feel deeply ashamed of themselves.

It's clear to me that LISTEN TO THIS BRAD should be listened to. Who can d/l?

DUDE

My coworker is an Aerosmith superfan and I will consult with her on this issue tomorrow.

DUDE as in the bootleg name, not DUDE as in "DUDE! My coworker, etc."

I just like the straightforward enthusiasm of DUDE.

LISTEN TO THIS BRAD reminds me of Sublime bootleg BONG HITS WITH BRADLEY, which in turn reminds me of the other Sublime bootleg PURE ANUS

gonna need a Sublime boots thread then guys

I applaud the truth in advertising approach behind the name PURE ANUS

http://homepage2.nifty.com/backpagerecords/AerosmithTakeYourBraOff.jpg

that actually was the title of the Rolling Stone story, no photoshop at all on that

Aerosmith superfan left work early to attend a Buckcherry concert in Libertyville before I could ask her about the boots. :(

http://www.gmvrecords.com/showpic.aspx?img=266300015329.jpg
this one looks good

Title should be '"I'm not listening to this"- Brad' in a handwritten scrawl

Love ASmith

http://img02.shop-pro.jp/PA01124/391/product/26016562.jpg

no photos post 78 pls

I still think about 'big-mammed woman' semi-regularly

incredible thread

I still think about 'big-mammed woman' semi-regularly

I still think about 'big-mammed woman' semi-regularly

I have thought the phrase “listen to this brad” more than once when hearing something I’m taken by

how could i forget: pumpin' my trash

Most iconic Aerosmith release depicted on these socks:

https://i.imgur.com/rqQD2Nq.jpg

Get a Grip
Love in an Elevator (single)
Nine Lives
Aerosmith (self-titled)

cant see the back of those... do they depict a Black/White photo of Steven Tyler holding one finger in his left ear, and in his right hand he holds the mike jammin?

Those socks need more Honkin on Bobo

I'd have preferred toe socks with one member per toe

I'd have preferred toe socks with one member per toe

14 entries on the poll were clearly padding 'cause nobody had to guess who was gonna win.

some others that have surfaced

TAKE ONE BITE
SOLID BLOW
STAY DREAM
STOCK FIST-PUMPER
AERO-VEDERCI, BABY

Is that "stock" in the Metallica sense?

Holy crap, nice finds

STOCK FIST-PUMPER and SOLID BLOW are amazing.

AERO-VEDERCI, BABY is the best Aerosmith album title possible

recorded at the Sweden Rock Festival 2017 - Italian relevance unknown.

lol yeah that's what makes it even better.

Add “Brad” to each for bonus points

Of all of 90s rock culture I honestly miss the most the dubious (supposedly) Italian CD bootlegs with the SIAE rubber stamp from Kiss The Stone, et al.

thanks for the new display name cals

lol

https://i.imgur.com/gcwbGL4.png

Brad's on the lookout for a big-mammed woman

Of all of 90s rock culture I honestly miss the most the dubious (supposedly) Italian CD bootlegs with the SIAE rubber stamp from Kiss The Stone, et al.

― Van Halen dot Senate dot flashlight (Boring, Maryland0

yes but I don't miss the $25 price tags