Who's The Foxiest Rock Critic?

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and see i bet they get all kinds of pussy

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Ugh, now I feel ill.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

pizza was my way of providing nature's splendour (still is)

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

if you truly wanna woo a girl give her a dozen roses dyed black

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

(note: only works on 14 year olds, circa 1989).

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, evanescence

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:51 (twenty-one years ago)

bring her to life

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:52 (twenty-one years ago)

show up at their door with a single red cliche

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

what, like a mixtape? hahahahahahahahaha

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

hey blount yr single now, right?

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

you should try a mixtape!

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

especially where you live they should be like crack to ho's

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

word

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

no one's actually made me a tape in years.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

sniffle

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

drugs trump mixtapes and flowers combined (easy)

― cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

well i wouldnt turn down drugs either

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

when I saw that James Van Der Beek Bret Easton Ellis movie I realized the absurdity of not having some form of drug in my apartment.

There's now a six-pack of Yingling in the fridge. Cuz you never know.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

haha a six-pack of yuengling would not last very long in this house

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

btw, are you guys sewing? cuz I'm sewing.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

man, i could go for one now come to think of it

― jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I retain water (smooth jazz knowledge) for reasons of attempted girlfriend (so maybe should go younger, but then risk John Mayer/Jack Johnson/Pete Yorn/Dashboard/Norah fans)

― Durnt, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Not to get too demographically-reductionist/sexist about it, just facing the median, like a record store lackey should. Chuck, you're not gonna do that soundbite shit are ya? They messed up Bob, at least onece: famous critic says, "Kurt Cobain--" and that's the money shot, so CUT. (H'mm,soundbites fall behind;Blender leads the way..Kogan quotes a friend,"That's too short for my attention span." It just hasn't been re-trained yet for today's economy.)

― Durst, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Chuck says "Marilyn Manson" money-shot-wise in Bowling For Columbine if I'm not mistaken. Haha Michael Moore has even misrepresented an ILXor!

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG! Like the Beastie Boys video! Chuuuuuck! Call you lawyer!

― Doxycontinent, Tuesday, 24 August 2004 19:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.numbertwopencil.net/graphics/strangerthanfiction.jpg

http://www.numbertwopencil.net/graphics/langford.jpg

JON LANGFORD'S COCK HAS BEEN STOLEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Thursday, 26 August 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Thanks to modern science and the preservation efforts of Cynthia Plastercaster, there is a light at the end of the tunnel for Mr. Langford.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 26 August 2004 22:30 (twenty-one years ago)

On the tip there are you, Penis-ton. Good 4 u! Hey, aren't furriner criticks/chks getting shorted here??????Come on people!

― International Velvet, Saturday, 28 August 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

"furriner" Was the Ian McDonald in Foreigner and King Crimson the same one who rock wrote? Now playing: Toop Short. Get your 'verse on!

― Tony Joe Costello, Saturday, 28 August 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, the basic thing about the pesky prevalence of soundbites these days isn't even whether they're as zinger as they mean to be or not. What really bugs me is that once we at least got to talk back to the TV, one of life's small but true pleasures, Now it talks back to istself, joking on itself before we can, or discouraging us from doing so, cos the comments are as dumb (often dumber) than what's being commented on. Kinda like Gov. A. joking on himself by calling his reality-grubbing opponents, calling them "girlynmen" (does that include female opponents? Basically, yah, especially all thse gropinator stories that keep "erupting" to no consequence, proving he's not yer Bill Clinton-type performer after all, strictly speaking). The real point of preempting our little remarks, though is not even protection as such; that would be showing iniative, in a"personal" way, which might give us the wrong idea, monkey-see-monkey-do-wise, The right idea is no idea: abandon all thought ye who enter here. Not even really about responding to the ads, except via osmosis. That's all I got to rant about that. As you were.

― Don, Sunday, 29 August 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I've responded by mocking Michael Ian Black (which I guess does keep me from mocking the subject of his mockery, those fiendish devils).

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 29 August 2004 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

True! They also pre-empt via decoys, ritual sacrifices, really (The Devil kisses Black twice on each cheek and holds him out the window, as I understand it.)

― Don, Wednesday, 1 September 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...

i have finally seen a picture of jim derogatis.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 27 December 2004 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I always want to revive this thread but I never have a good reason.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 27 December 2004 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread should remain at the top of this board, forever.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Monday, 27 December 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd have thought the NME would use some of that haircare products sponsorship money to employ some attractive writers, no?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 27 December 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Me. Heh. No, my pal Cat is a striking almond eyed brunette, but cos she only occasionally writes the odd music review she can't really be counted as a music crit.
Nadine McBay, who writes for various things is pretty foxy.
I met Kitty Empire at a gig last year. I found her a striking angular brunette. Which, as you might have guessed, is my bag.

― in disguise, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

What about metababes? Foxiest writing, especially if it doesn't seem to be intended that way (au naturelmental,like). Terri Sutton's writng can be like that, even though I don't nec. agree with a lot of her opinions.

― don, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

don, leave meta out of this! dont make me flag you.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 02:06 (twenty-one years ago)

NME has in the past employed at least one foxy ILMer, so hair care ahoy.

― nabiscothingy (nory), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

also the answer to this thread question is still ME

― nabiscothingy (nory), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 02:30 (twenty-one years ago)

She says she likes Good Charlotte now because they wear eyeliner and are sad now, but she's really shouting their praises to earn my favor. It's working.

http://sp9.fotologs.net/?u=ultragrrrl&i=2003/06/09/1055180660.jpg&c=f

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 08:48 (twenty-one years ago)

That should be a picture of Ultragrrrl. She is foxy.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Though its probably more noteworthy which female musicbloggas I don't consider foxy.

― miccio (miccio), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 08:51 (twenty-one years ago)

The answer is of course the lovechild of Jim Derogatis and Zsa Zsa Gabor.

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 28 December 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Never metababe I didn't like.

― don, Tuesday, 28 December 2004 17:19 (twenty-one years ago)

two months pass...

clem bastow?

seconded.

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/artvandelay/cb.jpg[/IMG]

― PB, Monday, 14 March 2005 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/artvandelay/cb.jpg

― PB, Monday, 14 March 2005 04:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Who's THAT?

― Sara Sherr, Monday, 14 March 2005 05:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned.

― Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Monday, 14 March 2005 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

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