Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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Giggle tha Overachiever

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

master bates

honkerap, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

master bates

honkeerap, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

MC Master Bates

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Test Icicles

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Cunninlynguists

oh wait

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Ice-Cream
L'il Punk
Irv Corleone

musically (musically), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Big Fat Fuck

MC MT Nutz

Yoyoyo Yomanyo

I Said Yo

Empty Nutz, Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

T-Tao-L

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Felonious Monk

solarblue (solarblue), Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)

Mack Aroon

Joe Bon Jonvi (Joe Bon Jonvi), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Dirty Diaperz
Tin-pan-dibby-dibby-denim-dropoutz
fuznutz

...and...

Plushies

Joe Bon Jonvi (Joe Bon Jonvi), Thursday, 8 December 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

Grandma Sterflash

My name is Kenny (My name is Kenny), Thursday, 8 December 2005 07:48 (twenty years ago)

Rubb'N'Tugg

Chinchilla Volapük (Captain Sleep), Thursday, 8 December 2005 07:56 (twenty years ago)

Lowleeda
Strange-Luv
Pavlov's Dawgs

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

Lo T
CHEAP HOTELS

jcartledge (jcartledge), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:29 (twenty years ago)

Reservoir Dawg
Ugg-Lee
Eminem
Lil' Willie
I-Pawd

musically (musically), Tuesday, 20 December 2005 05:33 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
50 Foot Pimp

Dr.Q, Tuesday, 14 March 2006 19:12 (twenty years ago)

Lil' Jizza

Edward Bax (EdBax), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 13:37 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
yeah

TomJockey, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 14:57 (twenty years ago)

Tomjockey

Glow, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 14:59 (twenty years ago)

G-Loww.

wessel, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Wes-L

Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Hurtcha Feelingz
Savannah Smiles
The C-Org
Mini-Muffin
D'Kota Fanning 5000
Orangenius
Pitagora Suicci

Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:08 (twenty years ago)

Dr Pepper

musically (musically), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:13 (twenty years ago)

Hall-n-Oatz
MC Corn Muffin
Rubb-a-Babee

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 25 April 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

Lots of sodas would make bad-yet-plausible rapper names:

Mr. Pibb
7-Up
Kool-Aid
Mello Yello

musically (musically), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

don't forget reggaetón artist FRESCA

Haikunym (Haikunym), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

"The C-Org" is the cream of this particular crop!

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Cereal Killa

scnnr drkly (scnnr drkly), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Dr Pepper

Dr Pop-Her


Edward Bax (EdBax), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

Ryan Stylez

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Li'l Hitla

Eppy (Eppy), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

Stylin' Josef

a.b. (alanbanana), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Big Poon
G-GeeAlan
Fresh Scrum
Brash Knuckles
'Nuff 'Nuff
Black Beanz

Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 21:59 (twenty years ago)

omg

a.b. (alanbanana), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)

Young Nutz
Split Enz
Fresh Leaky Crew

Asthmatic Cajun (Asthmatic Cajun), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 22:04 (twenty years ago)

Rib Tickla
MC ParrotHead
Diet Slice

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:32 (twenty years ago)

Kynde Herbert
Chronic Town EP

bendy (bendy), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:41 (twenty years ago)

I was going to say...I'd bet more than a few of these are actually in use at the moment.

musically (musically), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:47 (twenty years ago)

Teh Lolz
OG Whizz

musically (musically), Thursday, 27 April 2006 03:59 (twenty years ago)

One Flush
Are You Being Served?
MC Trivial
Short Order Chefz
Apostrophe C'rew
DJ Considerate
MC Stagefright
The Childish Three

Aggreko, Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:28 (twenty years ago)

Ye Olde Pymppe

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 27 April 2006 09:40 (twenty years ago)

McFlurry
McChicken
ChickenMcNuggets

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Thursday, 27 April 2006 12:56 (twenty years ago)

geir go eat something for god's sake

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:15 (twenty years ago)

MC Pretty Fingers Passantino
DJ Doobtronix

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 27 April 2006 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Chronic Town EP

Hahahahahahaa
Danger Mouse's next side-project moniker, no doubt.

joseph cotten (joseph cotten), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Spelling B

Badvuggum (Badvuggum), Thursday, 27 April 2006 14:38 (twenty years ago)

Hrvatski apparently got his name from a hypothetic rap name.

ummm I once thought up for a duo, dj hiv and mc positive, but I half stole that from something about band names I read in the wire.

thomas mehlt (Tokyo Ghost Stories), Friday, 28 April 2006 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Busta Nuttt

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 28 April 2006 14:37 (twenty years ago)


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