Guns n Roses: Critical Rehab

xp It's next to the jerk store, and it's open from 7-9 six days a week.

Steven only appears on "Civil War" from the UYI albums.

my girlfriend heard me listening to "One in a Million" the other day. When the lines "Immigrants and faggots / They make no sense to me / They come to our country / And think they'll do as they please"
came on, she perked up and said matter-of-factly, "Faggots come from Faggotland." LOLZORS

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 4:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sigggghhhh. The two phrases relate to the two groups separately. It's a lyrical trick. The next line makes it clearer "Like start some mini-Iran, or spread some fucking disease."

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 11:20 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

... you realize your "defense" makes no sense and that followup just makes it seem even more like Axl thinks gay people come from another country, right

The more I reflect on these lyrics, the more I realize that the sentiments perfectly articulate many of the preoccupations of modern day tea partiers: gays corrupting the moral underpinnings of society; blacks maintaining a threatening presence just by being in the presence of whites; malevolent middle easterners deliberately destroying the nation while taking umbrage under American laws; and a general sense of fear-induced xenophobia, with the narrator's yearning to just be left alone by everyone, almost like a separatist.

nothing in get in the ring is as cringeworthy as "what's so civil about war, anyway?" or "human grocery store, ain't that fresh"

two of the most embarrassing lines ever sung by anybody

i got some genuine imitation awesome lyrics, free sample, for aerosmith's peace o' mind only $9.95

Duff is a very underrated bass player too.

two of the most embarrassing lines ever sung by anybody

Sammy Hagar raises an eyebrow and steps up to the challenge.

"Get In The Ring" belatedly became one of my favorite GNR songs when i started revisiting UYI the last few years, it's so insanely catchy

― bronytheus (some dude), Thursday, June 14, 2012 11:27 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the instrumental is out there, it's pretty rad

... you realize your "defense" makes no sense and that followup just makes it seem even more like Axl thinks gay people come from another country, right

― Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Friday, June 15, 2012 6:23 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

do you think Axl meant police wear gold chains, too?

The more I reflect on these lyrics, the more I realize that the sentiments perfectly articulate many of the preoccupations of modern day tea partiers: gays corrupting the moral underpinnings of society; blacks maintaining a threatening presence just by being in the presence of whites; malevolent middle easterners deliberately destroying the nation while taking umbrage under American laws; and a general sense of fear-induced xenophobia, with the narrator's yearning to just be left alone by everyone, almost like a separatist.

― Poliopolice, Friday, June 15, 2012 7:00 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes indeed. If Axl hadn't actually held a lot of the beliefs in the song I'd be more comfortable saying it's a masterpiece.

Can't wait to see the biopic coming out with him played by Danny deVito:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/530251_424136280958684_1616635461_n.jpg

it took me a while to see the horns.

You were not the only one, trust me.

he wears gold chains with his bathrobe?

doesn't everyone?

i think what that really means is that he wears the gold chains all the time. i mean he can't just put them on whenever he dons the bathrobe to go out to the ice machine, can he?

maybe when he sang that he "don't wanna buy none of your gold chains today," it meant that he would come back tomorrow and buy them (and never take them off).

are you sure it's gold, what if it's, like, beads. of some spiritual kind.

this photo validates john's original post.

it also makes we want to go back to bed.

axl looks quite cute there

cute as in like how a hamster or similar sized rodent is cute, not like 'i would have sex with axl rose' cute

too late you in in the jungle baby

kind of a dilapidated Biff Tannen look going there.

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8021/7664838716_a8da1e117f_z.jpg

Oh my god ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZxMBq2usSU

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

You guys've been missing out on the revive of this:

Did you really feel "welcomed" to the jungle by axl rose, or do you think that was sort of just insincere, halfhearted graciousness?

I was about to say, late to the party here!

Sorry, hard to keep track of all 30 GNR threads.

Site New Answers, broheems

Broheems sadly underused these days. Kudos, HOTS.

:D

No excuse. Lots of GNR threads. But which one is right!?!?!

the one that gets revived

I just posted the link upthread..?

So whichever GNR thread has been revived most recently becomes receptacle for all things GNR? Whatevs. I can work with that. Though I just assumed that cheeky thread title meant it was about Axl specifically, or "Welcome" specifically.

Alright, no biggie. But since you posted a vid of Axl desperately attempting to sing his way through "Welcome..", I thought it would interest you that this particular video has been discussed in that partiular thread for a few days now.

Good to know! What else is being discussed in other threads, while we're here?

Well, forget it then. Didn't mean to start anything, though it seems I did..

I'm just joshing with you.

Ok, we're good.

I, for one, am ashamed and disappointed in myself for participating in this revive. I'll be taking a brief respite for reflection and to spend time with my family. With Christ's help, I hope that I can avoid any further grievous lapses in judgment.

Yeah, I'm going to pray on it, too.

people on this site get up in arms about trivial shit a lot, i've noticed

no one got up in arms though? was just a friendly 'hey join the discussion here'

I mean today, in this instance.

Just another disgusting instance of Axlsplaining imo.

Just Axl being an Axlhole.

Been listening to Appetite a bit lately. Nonbelievers, I think if you're willing to listen with new ears, you'll find a phenomenal album of surprising complexity and quality. I think there's only one song that doesn't completely kick ass ("anything goes"). The riffs are unstoppable.