CHRIS BROWN

i just love him singing about blowing out her candles on birthday cake

Why? Cuz its a dick move?

"Birthday Cake" is such a hilariously incoherent mix of sexual metaphors, at one point Rihanna basically tells him to stick a candle up her ass and throw a stack of money at her boobs

just ate birthday CAKE CAKE CAKE CAKE

xp i was being sarcastic, that shit makes me switch the dial instantly

like idk, to me it sounds uncomfortably like he's threatening to kill her

obv he should threaten to kill her in a comfortable way

I was thinking Drizzy was the only major star other than Jay & Bey who had resisted working with CB (apparently the collaboration that recently leaked was recorded before the domestic abuse incident) and well

http://globalgrind.com/entertainment/chris-brown-drake-fight-beef-meek-mill-rihanna-wip-new-york-photos-pictures

Drake was on the "Deuces" remix

oh word? i managed to go without ever hearing it. never mind then.

yeah. and that was even after Drake had been linked w/ Rihanna.

smh

also the "yamaha mama" demo (lol)

oh wait n/m i see you mentioned that

not sure where i stand on this fight... of course i'm all for chris brown being attacked, but i can't determine if throwing bottles is extremely ham or a cop out

throwing bottles is not cool. Apparently some bystanders got injured too

it's so weird to have this daily soap opera playing out while "Take Care" and "Birthday Cake" etc. are all over the radio

reminds me of the 50/Game thing happening while "How We Do" and "Hate It Or Love It" were huge

Lol @ meek mill quoting shaggy

Lol @ meek mill quoting shaggy

― wack nerd zinging in the dead of night (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, June 14, 2012 10:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this

fingers crossed they kill each other

:D SMC

haha someone pointed out that CB apparently has coke nostril in that pic

that's a nose ring

oh ok

i find it hard to believe that chris brown has done cocaine

I have zero problem believing it

i should have ; )

there's a kinda salvador dali 'i do not take drugs: i am drugs' thing going on, wrt chris brown/cocaine

BREAKING

Chris Brown ‏@chrisbrown
Me and @MeekMill ain't on that bullshit. Real respect Real....

Roscoe Dash 2.0 ‏@Roscoedash
I gotta say Lost alota respect for @drake & @meekmill out of all the niggas who Dnt like yall y'all chose to retaliate against @chrisbrown

Meek Mill ‏@MeekMill
@Roscoedash you gotta chill b4 you b tweeting my name in some shit i wasn't even really in! Stay in ya lane!

it's amazing how bad CB can come off when trying to do a good thing

Chris Brown ‏@chrisbrown

#HoulaMassacre raise awareness team breezy!

Chris Brown Chris Brown ‏@chrisbrown

#HoulaMassacre OMG!!!!! Not cool!

probably shit but from tmz "Brown's friend was acting as if he was associated with a gang .... which is significant because Chris is not allowed to associate with gang members as part of his probation in the Rihanna beating case. "

hope it's true and he goes to jail.

yeah but how many dumbasses throw up gang sign bullshit and aren't even close to being in a gang?

Chris Brown is never going to go to jail

well unless he kills somebody maybe

yeah i'm not holding my breath on that front but i do have faith that the fall cometh, in some form or other

Man, that's a chunk of face though.

I don't even know how to react to this

yeah i mean everything going on with these people is just one big horrible neverending soap opera at this point. i don't know what i'm more afraid of, still hearing these clowns on the radio every day 5 years from now, or still having to hear about their little controversies.

there'll be a new set of petulant pop stars in 5 years. there always is.

probably Bieber, Will Smith's kids, somebody British

if Bieber is still around in 5 years I'm gonna cry

probably Bieber, Will Smith's kids, somebody British

― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, June 15, 2012 2:44 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

this is one of my fav shakey mo posts in a while

there'll be a new set of petulant pop stars in 5 years. there always is.

― a dense custard of infinity (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, June 15, 2012 2:43 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well, you were the guy that said 3 years ago that CB would bounce back and be bigger than ever, and you were right.

oh I don't think Brown's gonna go away entirely, but the gaping mainstream media maw will just turn its ravenous attentions to feeding on a younger set once he's in his late 20s. as it always does when someone gets too old to appeal to the target demo.

if Bieber is still around in 5 years I'm gonna cry

that guy's not going anywhere for the next few years. he still has his "I am an ADULT" phase to go through, and that will be where he really makes assloads of money/gets tons of exposure. that will last a couple years, people will argue some more about whether he should be taken "seriously" as an "artist", then he will get too old to appeal to either gay men or hysterical little girls, and his turn in the spotlight will be more or less over and he will have to find some new outlet like showing up on SNL all the time or racing sports cars or something.

well the thing is now there's this weird ugly spiral of him being a bigger and bigger asshole, most people hating him more and more, and his fanbase feeling emboldened to champion even more, which makes his records bigger, which makes him act more entitled, etc etc etc. i suppose that cycle has to end at some point but it feels so self-perpetuating at the moment.

also where urban radio used to be really fickle and big stars would come and go in 2-3 years, now it feels like the same basic set of major stars has been going for the last 8 or so years straight with very minor changes in the lineup

bieber, willow smith and cher lloyd - PLEASE let shakey mo's prediction come true

hmmm yeah maybe the cycle's getting longer cuz the major labels are so much more risk-averse to promoting new acts

xp

altho I dunno who are we talking about here besides Breezy - Rihanna, Gaga, Drake...? Gaga's really only been going for 5 years or so. Drake's been building up to his time in the spotlight for years what with the whole child-star-actor thing...