Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues.

Ah Jordan, a topic i have spoken about many of time.

See, earlier in the year on a sports message board i joked how they would give Jordan the mvp and Doug Collins the coach of the year. but now people are saying the same thing but not joking about it. It dont make sense to me. Jordan can have good games but over the last four games he has been shooting 37.7 percent and has been getting like 11-20 points game or something like that. I always hear people talkin bout how he makes everyone around him better, sorry you must have mistaken him for Kidd because i dont even think Jordan is the high man in assist on his team. yeah i know hes probably tought his teamates a whole bunch but still. If you cant go out there and do at least one thing good, you aint no damn MVP. I know everyone has bad games and hes got alot of pressure on him but everyone saying hes the mvp is crazy.

If I had to choose the top five players jordan wouldnt be in it maybe top 10 or 20. Not including Kidd they would go like this...

1. I want to say AI but its Kevin Garnett- Would have had the MVP at the All-Game if it wasnt for Kobe being a damn hog (philly fans are the best) Hes not selfish with the ball and he can play any posision and block.

2. Tim Duncan- playing like a pansy recently but averages a double- double almost every night.

3. Allen Iverson- Amazing how he gets to the basket but if he keeps on going down there and gettin banged up his career will end early. Leads in scoring, steals, minutes and unfortunatly, TURNOVERS.

4. Kobe Bryant- Dont like him too much (BOOOOOOO!!!) but its like he can turn it up anytime he wants but his defense is waaaaay overrated.

5. Vlade Divac- Nah im just playin its Tracey McGrady- HES the one with the amazing defense and offense but too bad that bum Grant Hill is always fuckin injured.

Honorable mentions- Chris Webber, Vince Carter, Ray Allen, and ME

You may have noticed how i left Shaq out of that. the reason is simply...I hate him....hate him very much oh so much and plus 80% of the time he pushes people out of the way and dunks(ahh i know Hillis dont wanna hear that) and plus he shoots like 51-56% from the free throw line! that has to tell you something and the dumbass missed a wide open punch on that white dude! what the fuck man?

"Hurt Kobe? BOOO!! Sit down. Face it, Philly aint yours"-Me

"Im like Vince Carter from the baseline, dont waste my time"-?

"Hockey Sucks"-Me and 5 billion other people

HILLIS that was messed up using boob as my name because i messed up!! what is wrong with you dawg? i didnt want to have to do this but here we go!

yeah uh

Hillis moms is a crackhead HA/I know because i cought em both in the bed HA/keep talking hillis and ima crack you in the head with one of the led pipes HA/Best is scared of this beef HA/hes knows im the chief his african ass aint got no teeth HA/me and Rob runnin this board HA/i saw big j playing ball and he couldnt even catch a lob HA/i showed him hows its done and he started to sob HA/Bobs the shit HA/and hillis,bigj,and best aint nothing but tricks HA/they suck HA/and this motherfucker 3:16 aint much better HA/ima take over the board/slay all of you whores/and you know im the lord!

you a dick chaser got that mans pants on fire remaining a fag til the moment you expire you know what it is to make cumming out of something you handle that dick and dont be crying and huffing when its in your ass

you cant do nothing but love me HA/you all waiting for me to return HA/i take care of you niggers with no concern HA/when will you people learn HA/best mad cuz i drilled his skinny ass mom HA/she showed me all kinds of styles HA/and i didnt use a condom HA/i should have though because that shit was rotten HA/bitch is to blame for these crab i have gotten Ha/i went up in your room and saw a mc hammer poster on your wall HA/she showed me the tapes of you dancing like him in talent shows HA/but that didnt last long because she started to blow again HA/that pussy was so wide i could stick my whole head in it HA/i cumed on your bed HA/you heard me thats what i said HA/your dad came home HA/he wanted to join and thats when i had to leave HA/oh and one more thing HA/your moms pussy hair was long enough to braid HA/more like dreadlocks HA/speaking of dreadlocks she looked like the preditor HA/i even said it to her

you a dick chaser got that mans pants on fire remaining a fag til the moment you expire you know what it is to make cumming out of something you handle that dick and dont be crying and huffing when its in your ass

so how was that you bitches? next time keep your mouth shut and next time i wont go medivel on your asses!!!

and bigj we all know that jon stockton is the best right now and the greatest of all time dumb fuck.

Big J, I'm glad you responded. Now you know I don't agree with a few things, but most of it was backed up with some good shit, so I am at least feelin ya. But here go my Top 5 players in the league...

1. SHAQUILLE O'NEAL - he pushes people around and dunks? Come on, now. That's like faulting Wilt the Stilt for being 7'0" and dunking on people 6'8" and 6'9." Shaq was BLESSED to be 7'2" 300+ lbs. Sure enough he can't shoot free throws. But seriously, ask any coach who they would love to build a team around, and if he doesn't say SHAQ, he should be fired. SHAQ may be limited, but if he plays within those limits NOBODY (meaning anyone who has ever set foot on a court) could stop SHAQ. Nobody! Hack-A-SHAQ was a nice try, but when it comes down to it, it doesn't work cuz Shaq steps up and hits free throws when needed. In conclusion, you can hate SHAQ for using more bulk and build than actuall skills, but point blank, no one has a bigger impact on his teammates and the other team's strategy than Diesel. And you can whine about offensive fouls or walking if you want to, if they don't call it, then he must not be doing it. Big J, you said you play post. You know about going strong to the basket. If you're much bigger than the guy guarding you, then it may LOOK like an offensive foul, but really you just have more power than the guy guarding you. That's not an offensive foul. That's just basketball, baby. If you can't guard him, then get out the NBA.

2. KEVIN GARNETT - when you hear Minnesota Timberwolves, you think Kevin Garnett. Maybe some of us NBA heads think "Zer-bee-ack" or Brandon, but any regular joe knows KG is the Minnesota Timberwolves. Plus, as Big J pointed out KG is a legitimate threat at any of the 5 positions on the court. 3 or 4 are where he would best flourish, but KG as 2 or 5 is a lot more effective than many of the other 2s or 5s aound the league. And he would be a great 1 for a lot of teams out there. And remember, KG has been doin it with minimal help for the longest, and let's not forget the Joe Smith fiasco. KG is a model for basketball's future: 6'10" with ultimate versatility. That's why he's #2 on MY list.

3. KOBE BRYANT - defense overrated or not, his offense is best out of all 2 guards in the league. Sure, T-Mac, Vince, Ray, AI all have great O-skills, too, but AI is the only one who has the will to win like Kobe's. T-Mac and Vince are great but they are not the clutch player Kobe is. With Shaq out, he definitely still takes over and plays exquisitely. With Shaq in, he can smoothly adapt his game to the situation. Kobe is also mentally stronger than all the 2 guards in the league, with the exception of AI. "H3K, why isn't AI #3, then?" I'll explain that later, but Kobe is definitely #3 in the league.

4. MICHAEL JORDAN - look at the fuckin Wizards of now, and the Wizards of a year ago. Now, the evidence is plain and simple. The greatest player the game has ever known has comeback from a THREE- YEAR HIATUS and still has these Wizards playoff bound, possibly Finals bound (it's the East). That's what I call impact. Jordan has some of the most no name, third string niggas steppin up they game like crazy. Rip Hamilton? Popeye FUCKING Jones? Jahidi White? Are you serious? These niggas wasn't talkin about shit, but now Jordan got em killin niggas. Yeah, his percentages are down, and his #s aren't that great, but look at the Wiz. They are WINNING! And not just against lame squads. They beat afully healthy King squad, and they've blasted the Nets, and more. Point blank, Jordan is the biggest impact player the game has known, and with the exception of SHAQ, he still is today.

5. JASON KIDD - what the FUCK where the Suns thinking?! Anybody who thought the Suns had something let me know why you think that and what the hell where you smoking. Jason Kidd makes EVERYBODY he comes in contact around him better. The only reason he isn't #1 is because he can't take over games all by himself, like the first 4 can. But seriously, everybody in Nets management deserves free head (all the women get they puss eaten) for a full year on that one.

6th Man Award: ALLEN IVERSON - replace AI's name for Kobe's name in all the things I said about "Kobe Wan Kenobi." Now why isn't AI #3? I love AI to death (that lil nigga got heart for the whole NBA to borrow), but I do not believe he would be as beneficial to other teams like he is for Philly. I mean, Philly has no other offense other than AI, so AI is justified in jackin up 40 shots but only hittin 15. But take that nigga out of Philly, and I think his impact would diminish.

Honorable Mention: C-WEBB and TIMMY D - C-Webb is the best PF in the league but I think he's more of a "part" of the Kings than the "heart" everyone wants him to be. He definitely makes the Kings better, but not like Kidd and Jordan make everyone else better. Webber doesn't actually make the Kings step up their own individual games (as seen when they were swept buy the Lakers) he just adds an inside presence to an already good team. He's like Shaq downsized to PF status, except C-Webb is stoppable. Duncan is in the same boat as C-Webb, he's just not as good. Great fundamental player who can hold his own, but the Spurs don't get better INDIVIDUALLY from playing with him. Dunc is easily replaced by another 20-10 guy. But these two definitely are in the top 10.

Guy I can't help but cheer for: DIRK NOWITSKI - the name and the fact he's a 7'0" white foreign guy with mad game does it for me

Guy I hate and so does everybody else: KARL MALONE - who likes this guy?

Big J, we may not agree, but you definitely wrote some good stuff. It's all opinion, cuz. 3:16, wassup wit ya? Qoolout! It's ya boy, Hillout! The Best, have them Nupes made you stay off the grass yet? J- Dolo, what's the biz? H*WOOD, it's all good in the hood! Wiz! Keep comin wit da lyrics. You, too, Squirrel Polizzle. Steph, it's real in the field. Kazper, you're still a friendly BITCH! Boob, you suck! Wack Rob AKA Gonna Get SMACKED Rob AKA Finna Get JACKED Rob AKA Might Have His Eye BLACKED Rob...

I'm out like wild. Peace!

LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! Bob, that was the funniest shit HANDS DOWN I have ever seen on this thread. This was only the 5th time I ever laughed out loud at somethin on here, and that shit had me rollin the longest. Dead serious, if you actually thought that was a tight rap, you're sadly mistaken, HA! But if you were trying to be funny, you definitely succeeded and igive your props. You're still a BOOB, but at least you have a sense of humor. Best line? "I saw Big J and he couldn't even catch a lob HA! I showed him how and he started to sob HA!" Big J, that shit don't fade you any, but it was pure comedy. LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO!

I'm out like take. Peace!

Wassup people, ive been comin to this thread for the past 3 months and ive posted maybe twice....first off, BOB, your a fuckin idiot, that was the worst rhyme i have ever heard in my entire life, you need to cut that HA bullshit out.....Anyways, all you other cats, keep up the good work, you guys got mad lyrics, except that fuck ass bob... im out!!!

"But wait! There's more!"

Hockey does suck.

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it ?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!

Aiyo, I have a question, why do people say "I Am" sucks? Honestly, to me that joint is mad tight. Also, why do niggaz call "I Am" and "Nastradamus" "commercial garbage" because both of those lp's have meaningful tracks with messages. Before you answer that question make sure you know the difference between a "commerical" joint and a "radio friendly" joint because that is where I think some of you niggaz go wrong in thinkin' shyt is commerical. Aw damn wo, look who's back in this piece.......the British dude. I thought I got rid of your Seal lookin' ass dun. Well I see you still want to battle here it is. Aiyo, Check it:

I create dialogue like a soap opera drama/ you've returned, and still PAUSED on my cock like a comma/ When we first disputed you DASHed out faster than DAMON/ Now your lyrical recess is over, it's time to stop playin'/ Ima straighten you out with my words of precision/ discontinue everything, this calls for all your attention/ listen closely, do like Pippen, play and stay in your position/ or feel the wrath from your FATHERS mad verbal ass whippen'/ wipe the tears from ya cheeks, I battle only for fun/ but in reality my son, I hope "U GOT URSELF A GUN"/ indication from ya posts shows I'm still in ya head/ "Destroy all the Brits" is what George Washington' said!!/ and Squirrel Police you're over, I'm battlin' "Steven" instead/ no frontin', it's good to see that you are back from the dead/ but it's evident that your rhymes categorize with the norm/ while I'm spittin' so TIGHT I give my own tongue CORNS/ your flows are mediocre tryin' to come at me/ you, Squirrel, and Rob-Bre lyrically coudln't combat me/ it's an unever decision and I'm easily takin' this/ "Straight spittin'/Great Britian" is even more hillarious/ with my lethal responses I swear I'll never choke/ I peeped cha rhymes out, ya ghost is never broke?/ You think you lyrically nice, shit what's that you smoke?/ "Will this guy ever stop?", guess what the answer's nope!!

I have been on line for precisely 5 days, 11 hrs., 34 mins., 27,28,29 secs. and countin'....."YO YO"!! "Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"I never sleep 'cause sleep is the cousin of death"-Nas

1st of all, Hillis, I don't think you were rolling like I was when I read that Ha joint. I'm still laughing as I type this. And look, he ain't even wanna come at you like that dogg. You could tell it hurt him flowing about you, kinda like Nas when he flowed about P from Mobb. Y'all were suppose to be qool. And why is Rob his boy? LOL, man, the whole concept of that rhyme was hilarious. Once again Best, you biting me cause I said all of that about "I Am" on the old board...sike, I'm playing wit ya dogg, I'm playing, lol. On the b- ball talk... ever since I started college, I just had to get used to the fact that they weren't gonna put cable in our rooms. My point being, since then I don't really get to see too many games. We hardly ever got to see the Wizards play and the school is in MD. But since Jordan came back, we at least get to see our home team play. That Ha thing still got me lol-in'. With all that said, I'm saying off the top, I really don't know who the top 5 or 10 are right now because I don't really REALLY start watching until the playoffs; so understand if I say a certain person that isn't doing too good right now. I'm not gonna give it in order, just random. 1. Allen I, come on that man is way better than Kobe from my POV (not just saying that because he went to school in D.C., lol). Take him outta Philly and the sixers are dead. Take Kobe from L.A. and they are still playoff bound. Leave Kobe and take away Shaq, L.A. is still a playoff team. 2. Joradn: The Wizards only won like 19 games last year. Look at them now. We ain't seen the playoffs since 97 or something. And I gotta agree with Hillis, for the most part the rest of them are a bunch of nobodies. But they get my props because at least now they make me wanna watch the game. I still don't know why they drafted cuz from high school, but maybe he is a future star. 3. Okay, I know the whole thread is going to dissagree to the utmost on my favorite player. I'm not saying he's the best, but this is my dogg. Reggie Miller. Just hear me out. I love his outside game. When I step on the court, I'ma shooting guard too (I like to believe I got his outside game and A.I's inside game...minus the great handels) lol yeah I'm dreaming, anyway he is a clutch player. When it's time for the last second shot he wants the ball and he will probably hit it, just like moi. I just found out they traded some of their best peeps so he probably will never get that ring I wanted him to get, but still I like his game. 4. I gotta say Kobe even if I don't really want to. He's got some game so I'll give him his props. Now Shaq, naw. I mean he got a ring or 2 so I'll admit he is doing something right, but I'm not feeling his game. He dunks and fouls and walks; I'm sorry but that's just the truth and that is the gist of his game...well, there is more but that stuff is a major part of what he does. I gotta mention a few others I like, like Gary Payton, Vince, and I was sleepin' on Tracy but he been showing me his skills. Y'all think that dunk was planned, the one he did in the All Star game? Or did he just do it on a whim? On a parting note, they saying that the Tyson fight might give D.C. a black eye. LOL, like we ain't already got about 500 of em'. Hillis, I can't defend Mayor Berry (the one that smoked crack) so I'ma say nothing about him. But at least he's clean now, I think. And since you like bringin' up old movies, tell me, do you remember Sunshine from Harlem Nights? Aw-ight, holla.

Yeah I know that the Best battle is with the dude of the same name, but i'm leaving that until next time, right now i got to deal with this retard boob (damn I meant bob, but dudes up on here know I get speech impediments around dumbasses ARGH!!!) so boob (AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!) this one is for you...

I know its freestyle but i'll charge you for trying/smack you so hard that your cousin starts crying/you a part-time prick and a part-time snitch/no need to go to the feds to get rich/point your hands straight up bitch/get your ass out of my throne/i dispanded your crew so you out on your own/no-one told you battle rhymes is my forte?/short-HAY!/hit home from 5000 miles away/heart of the UK/pump poison though the veins/stepped off for a holiday now I take back the reins/the undeniable master, the skill still remains/i'm beatin' you with words like lyrical chains/so DO THE RIGHT THING, cos HE GOT GAME/both Spike Lee but the message is the same/so what you FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?!? I built the whole frame/I post up like Shaq on your point when he's lyrically lame/You love my style fucker, its my fault, I take the blame/you tried to take my style and go running like Michael/but then you stepped to me... well it got suicidal/FINAL!

by 3:16 - "Straight spittin'/Great Britain"

YO YO YO!!!!! SUP!!! How my veterans doing! Hillout (HAHA!) whatup bruv, Qoolout (the only true-out) hows your nephew, Steph, "j- dolo/hello", LOX, Dave R (the originator/nuthin' greater/Dave R started the shit), Hollywood J, and everyone else...

...boob... sit down and shut the hell up man. Whats wrong with you?

MVP... hmmm... Jerry West, NO, Larry Bird, NO, Isiah Thomas, YES... NO, OK then its got to be AI or Kidd. Jordan will get it though in the same way that the Beastie Boys used to win almost all hip hop awards.

Peace

What up, peeps? Welcome back 3:16(what?!!). I like Stone Cold so whenever i refer to your name I have to follow it up wit "what??!!", u know it's all love though. The NWO IS BACK!!! H3K, what up? I'm really feelin your assessment on your Top 5 NBA players. Only thing is that i feel that A.I. is more of an impact on his team than Kobe is on his team. If you're talkin bout pure talent alone, then the nod do go to Kobe, but as far as the season, Kobe does has a dominant big man at his side, whereas A.I has Mutombo,whom as far as i see it, is not the offensive threat he once was(probably could still be if he jacked up more shots,I mean he should, he is 7'2''and there aint that many players taller than him). So u r right when u say that justifies him shootin 40-50 shots a game, but didnt the lakers lose to the Bulls (the same game when Shaq got kicked out for throwin that "jackhammer roundhouse right that missed")? Plus he leads the league in scoring and steals, and that's dominating on both ends of the court. But as far as hunger, there's none that have it more than they do (except for Jordan). And that's why i would rate them tied for 3rd in your list, cuz the rest of your list was on point. What up, Q? Steph, where u at? Best, I'm just dyin for someone to try to go at you. Shout out to Dave R for the illest site on da net.Tyson in D.C.? Now that's ill. I hope Tyson wins. i dont like Lennox nor do i respect him. He was always an overated champion. i mean come on. Oliver McCall? Rahman? Who would want to claim those as milestone wins? But i guess a win is a win. Felix Trinidad will return with a more built up hunger. My opinion? He would break Hopkins in a rematch.

Oops...I...did it again...

"I gotta admit, Bob; you is wild/but you get no points for being a fake Juvenile//HA this, HA that, you just proved you're age 15/Chesney Hawkes ass nigga, ain't that right 3:16?/rhymed 15 with 16, yeah, I got a lil lazy/but forgive me cause BOOB thinks he's tight, and he must be crazy//Bob, tell your mom to stop beggin to have my baby/if she just "Qoolout" a minute, well, then maybe//she might get som love; I told her to wait/Oops! There go my kids all over her face!/stole that last line from Fabolous, but it apllies here/Wack Rob ass niggas come in my thread to die here//of all the other internet sites, why try here?//too many lyrical murderers choose to reside here/I'm H3K and this is my year, so back on up/keep testin these veteran soldiers and my gat gon bust//then you can see how crucial the aftermath is/fuck around and get reduced to kazper's status//lyrical bullets shreddin through about half ya bladder/if you got questions about my steelo, simply ask this master..."

I'm out like me cause I'm late for class. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~ Aiyo, it's strange to see alot of heads "DOWN HEAH" actually feelin' Nas. I mean before break everybody and the mans was upon Jay, and now that they have copped Stillmatic and heard Ether it's like........damn Nas is the TRUTH!! Finally, niggaz in the South are startin' to realize what I be schoolin' them on about lyrics, and not just the fuckin' production. At first when I would dispute the skills between Nas and Jay, Jay fans would be like "The Blueprint is classic.....Jay spits fire on there", but now since they have peeped out Stillmatic they realize how lyrically immature The Blueprint is. But as always you still have those hardcore Jay fans who continue to hold an argument for him sayin' that he is better than Nas because "he sold more records"....LMAO!! Also, is it me or does anyone else feel as if Jay's lyrical skill is startin' to deminish. I mean because my fam back home sent me a couple of DJ Envy, Kay Slay, and Clue mixtapes and the recent stuff Jay has produced has been ABSOLUTELY GARBAGE!! If you go to hiphopgame.com, Jay also has a few joints on their for listen and you can see for yourself how WACK this dude is spittin'. It's like if he isn't tryin' to make another wack comeback to Ether, he is stealin' several of Christopher Wallace's bars and lacin' them in his own spits......THAT'S PATHETIC!! Not to forget, but he is also comin' out with a lp with R. Rapist(Kelly), and after hearin' a couple of joints off that album, I feel it's goin' to be another lyrical let down for the Jigga Man. I'm sayin' all of this to show the evident impact that Ether has placed on dun. Wo has went from lacin' The semi- crucial "Takeover" to the pure blasphemy/wackness of "Don't You Know", and anyone with average temporal functions should notice that that's a HUGE drop off!! Also, some individuals on this thread think that Jay is better than Nas because of his self promoting "wit", but as of lately he hasn't even been able to portray this in any of his songs, so what's left....HIS DINERO?...LMAO!! If I'm not mistaken, didn't someone say that Nas is boring?....LOL May I ask that person this, what do you enjoy about an aritst, his/her MUSIC or his/her life style? Honestly, they could give a mothafuck if you think their interviews or whatever are borin' or excitin' because it's all basically promotion to sell another copy of their lp. So in the final analysis I feel that Nas's Ether has put a major emotional hurt on Jay and as a result of this he is producin' nothin' but TRASH CUTS!! If you feel different about the impact that Ether is puttin' on Jay, or if you STILL feel that Jay is a "better" rapper/emcee/lyricist that Nas, please feel free to respond, but do so with specific details and factual data. Thank You

One last thing Q, since you slightly brought back the "bitin'" incident, here's another reason why I feel that I couldn't have possibley "bit" YOUR STYLE!! O.k. 3:16's last verse had a bar where it had movie references, it I'm not mistaken I've already laced a verse where I had movie references, so accordin' to YOU I can label him as a "biter"? The answer to that is NO because even though I was the first on this thread to use a movie reference in one of my battle verses, I wasn't the first person to ever do it. There are many niggaz that use movie references while spittin' verses, just like there are many niggaz renamin' niggaz with feminine names durin' internet beef on this thread as well as on any other thread. Fuck an opinion, this is a fact!!

Aiyo Hillis, guess what my line name is dun?......Morris Breasts & no nuts. They took it from Morris Chestnut, but since our line name is the "feminine 15" they gave us all faggot ass names. But for real for real that feminine shit doesn't apply to me cause believe me if one of them niggaz hit me with a kane, The Best will become mighty brolik, and handle his!! "Noooooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~

"I'll rip the tat from ya stomach, and kill Brenda's baby"-Chino XL from his diss entitiled "Tu Wack"

I dont feel like typing so im out

"When my men bust you just move with such stamina, slugs missed ya I AINT MAD AT CHA(we aint mad at cha)-Biggie Smalls

Hillis, was that "Qoolout" line a diss or just a harmless shoutout? Couldn't have been a diss...right? Best, naw, that wouldn't be bitin' according to me, that was just putting words in my mouth. I was just sayin' I bought all of that stuff to the board FIRST, that's why I said you were bitin' me. But look, I'm open minded, I know I'm not the only person in the world who could come up with that stuff, so if it was a coincidence that I did it and then you did it, then it was a coincidence; I can admit that. And as far as me bringin' it up again, I thought we could laugh about it since it was dropped, maybe, maybe not. You seem like you are still heated about it or maybe it's just how I read it, I don't know; you can let me know. Lastly, Wiz, I never heard that Pac was a ballerina. Where did you get your info? And even if he was (but he wasn't) he still got Jay as far as flowin' goes. J Dolo what up? 3:16, lil nep is fine, but he still ain't doin NOTHING, lol. He need to hurry up and start crawlin' or something? What about yours? Holla

Qoolout knockin' all fools out- H3K That's my dogg- Smokey from Friday

Okay let me set the record stright with the whole ballarina-2pac thing. Some real 2pac fans may know this, but pac spent a lot of time in europe and was a shakespear expert. And when he was in high school he partisipated in a lot of shapearian plays. Of course in medivel times the men wore those gay ass looking tights. So in the plays he did he use to wear them. Some how along the way, the story got mixed up, and some one confused a ballarina with a shaksperarian actor. I learned this when our teacher gave us a reasearch project on him shortly after his death. That is all I have to say for right now, I will be back later to see what going on up in here.

Bob, Rob, Chesney Hawkes, Boob, Nah! hehe...

Q, Niko (thats my nephew if you didn't know) dont do nothing but sleep, eat, shit, and cry... but apart from that he's "Qool". And that thing with using movie references was NOT me tryin to bite anybodies style, chill, I just wrote 'em cos I thought of 'em.

Nothin else to say man, 3:16 moved to Marston. - Me (but thats copying someone, guess who...)

I been doing some retro-ass playstation-ing, can anyone tell me HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU GET 15 STEALS IN ONE GAME ON SUPERSTAR (FUCKIN SIMULATION RULES!) TO UNLOCK ISIAH THOMAS ON NBA LIVE 2000!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!

And anyone thats interested (probably none of y'all), my b-ball team are going to the semis!!!! WILDCATS muthafuckers!!!

Peace

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l been mad busy but l dropped by to educate a few niggaz.look do not argue wit me coz every thing l say is authentic.l will come back with more links to documents that say pac was a ballerina. And some fuck-head thinks l don’t know the difference btwn a ballerina and a shakespearan acter

First of all, 3.16, we str8, but I never said you bit any style or anything else. Best just said I would say that, but I never actually typed that on here; you can address him about that. Second, I feel you 100% on what you're saying about lil man. This one over here does the EXACT same things, lol. Wizzard, maybe Pac did do that, but I doubt it. And studying the art doesn't exactly make you a ballerina. I can study football, but that doesn't make me a football player. I will say this, it's gonna take more than seeing it on the Internet to convince me, maybe I'm just being stuborn, but I just don't run with all the Internet info I get and I'm sure you don't either. And like I said before, Pac still got Jay beat when it comes to flowin'. 3:16, I didn't even know about that code. Are you sure it exists? I would put the game on 15 min quarters and use a good stealer, like Payton or A.I. Did you grab that PS2 yet? Shout out 2 H- Wood on his info. bnw, lol.

actually i dont think tim duncan deserves to be number two. move everyone else up and add CWEBB

Hillis all shaq does is play against smaller people but when he does he gets frustrated and does something dumb like get pushed down by C- OAK or talk trash like he did to mutombo. yeah all he does is talk trash, even when he loses like when they got beat by the T-wolves or swept by the bulls. he doesnt give anyone outside his team any respect or recongnition. for that hes a no class bitch.

yo Qool l agree you dont believe everything you see on the net,but the number of websites is over whelming you can look for them your self if you got a lot of doubt.its something l knew all along,since his beef wit bug but l never found it funny till jay-z said it about P.aunt also said it in and interview,that he not studuied ballet but was taking part in it.it was at baltimore school for the arts in 1984.(specialises in preparing folks for public performance).

l agree that tupac is the bob marley of rap and by far the greatest.l am just gettin tired of niggas (nas and jigga included) sayin pac was a real gangster.that nigga was never a gangsta.he didnt have any dirt in his past like big.he only started hangin with thugs later on in life.them niggas naver knew pac and some of them have never been on the westside and they need to get off his dick.

Anyone remember this dude named Second Sage? Just wonderin...

First off, I gots to defend my main man, The Big Aristotle. If there was a 6'10" 8th grader playing against 5'8" 8th graders and he dunked all over them and scored 25 a night and got fouled all the time, could never hit free throws, but his team always won the championship, and his AAU team was national champs and he dominated all the 8th grade AAU players, would he not be the best 8th grader in basketball? You can't seriously call yourself knowledgeable about basketball and truly believe that Shaq always walks and charges. That's just stupid. You can dislike Shaq all you want, but the man CANNOT be stopped! Plus, if you watch closely, 85% of the NBA travels. Hell, Allen Iverson is the master of the "legal carry." But if they ain't callin it, it ain't happenin. So anybody who says Shaq sucks cause he "gets away" with walking and charging is an idiot. That argument is older than Shaq's career in the league, but if they ain't change it ten years ago when he first came into the league, or five years ago, or last year, then there must not be a legimate case of what Shaq is doing. And I'm not even gonna get into the amount of INTENTIONAL FOULS my main man has to endure...

Q Dawg (not o be associated with Omega Psi Phi), you know it's all love for the man who be knockin all fools out. And you know me, I definitely ain't subtle so if I'm callin somebody out, it won't be no question who. 3:16, you my dawg, but them Wildcats don't wanna see my Intramural team (ETHER). We 5-0 and goin for the regular season sweep against a bunch of football players this Sunday. The Best, I ain't testin yo heart, but if them Kappa boys pull out that "cane" you betta take that ass whippin! But as long as you stay off the grass, Morris Breast & No Nuts should be safe. And know ya history, dawg, oops! I mean, "Nupe." Also, LMAO @ "R. Rapist"

I'm out like 3:16 was for 3 weeks. Peace!

"Oh my God, it's him!" "Who, who is it?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!!~1~ Aight dun, I see that the hot topic of the thread is currently Pac Shakur, so I think it would be acceptable for me to lace my opinions on this nigga. First off, Wiz you are absolutely CORRECT, Pac attended a theatrical school of fine arts in Baltimore durin' his teen years to study the articulate origins of dance and actin'(plays). Now as for all that "thug shit" Pac claimed he was on was basically to increase his fan base and to sell records. I have edited proof in the Feb. '95 issue of Vibe, where the interviewer asked Pac if that "thug image" he portrayed was reality. His response was...word for word..."Nah, I only show that thug side to sell records". Even Havoc said it on "Drop A Gem On 'Em"...."kick that thug shit, Vibe magazine on some love shit" Also, many niggaz think that Pac while he was on Death Row tried vigorously to act like his "Juice" character Bishop. Overall though dun, my personal opinion of dude is that he WASN'T the best lyricist (hennnneeeeesssseeeeeyyyy/eeeeennnnneeeeemmmiiiieeeeessss), but he was the best "rapper" in that he had the wit, charisma, voice, appeal, subject matter, impact/influence etc.. Oh yeah, not to get off topic, but did any of you "Pac fans" know his alias when he first came out was Emcee New York...LMAO!!

And Q, it's all love here dun. I was just showin' an example with 3:16 and how it related to our situation. Well that's it for this post. I hope you "Pac fans" don't get all down on yourselves because that "thug shit" he portrayed on television was fiction....LOL

Shit wo, I almost forgot my reason for postin' today. Alright, what is everyone's top 5 disses of all time......Here's my list

1."Ether"-Nas diss to Jay Z 2."Drop A Gem On 'Em"-Mobb Deep diss to Pac, that nigga Prodigy said..."Who Shot Ya? You'd probably scream louder than an opera"....LMAO!! 3."No Vaseline"-Cube diss to NWA 4."Hit Em Up"-Pac diss to Bad Boy and "several other corny soundin' mothafuckas" 5."Tu Wack"-Chino XL diss to Pac(MAD HILARIOUS)

"Noooo, he's leavin'!" "Who, who's leavin'?" THE BEST MOTHAFUCKAS!! ~1~

"five shots and all you did was take it and smile?/ so bendin' over for the soap in prison took you a while"-CHINO XL

Sup Peeps? Hillis, you're right. Sugar-coating and saying things with the slickness ain't your style; I feel ya. On a different note, Shaq is good and I said he got 2 rings so he is doing something right, but if you can't see him walking and fouling and etc. you are either closing your eyes or telling a false hood. I repeat, he gets props form me because he is near unstoppable, but I just wonder how good would he be if he was called for all of his actions. Best, we still str8, but I gotta say every rapper out there from Lauryn Hill to Lil' Bow Wow has said something false in their flows. So when people single out Pac and Jigga, I wonder why. And Wiz, I see what you're sayin too, but peep this: I bet I can find over a dozen sites that will tell you that Pac is still alive. I would like that to be true, but like I said, the Internet isn't always trueful. And Hillis and 3:16, ether or the cats don't want it with "Team 3." LOL, ain't that messed up; we ain't even get to pick names like y'all did? They just gave us a number. And I can't even fake cause we got put out the 1st round. Hillis, don't laugh and I'll admit that I actually like this verse by my boy wit 3LW, lol: Everyday she walk by/ See me on the same block/ Same crew, like she never seen rocks/ Chain watch, rims blue/ Different color boots on, park Yukon/ You predicates ex-cons, rip arms, bettin' chips/ Puff medicine play my gangsta beats/ Tunnel bangers, Flex, Clue tapes bang in the streets/I'm just a fly, thuggish baller shorty anxious to meet/Till I die keep wanting to head mink to the feet/But shorty jail bait, might get me five to life/ Maybe in time you can be Nas's wife/ Place school, study law/ I'mma pay your tuition/Come on campus, buy you books/Do your babysitting/My unusual style make your future unwild/When you get older I'mma bless you with a child/See now you was unaware that this thug had affection/Let me be your angel and I'll be your protection.

Come on, it's okay. You can't be thugin it 24-7; you gotta kick it to them females every now and then, lol. Oh yeah, what were the other 4 times you were laughin out loud?

I'm out like the O in LOL.

uhhh... it seems like i caused a little confusion with them wildcats, I PLAY FOR THE WILDCATS!!!! MY WILDCATS, I'm the dude who got four of five 3-points in the first game and none of five in the second! hmmm... DAMN! anyway, we going to the semis! With 3:16 wearing number 4 as he has done since he was 12, who the fuck is going to stop us? WHAT?!? (yup j-dolo, i seen it on TV) HAHA!

Q, you can definately get my man Isiah, but Charlie Ward got fouled out with 13 steals at the beginning of the 4th 1/4. DAMN! but Marcus Camby got 12 blocks, 22 rebounds, 11 assists and 27 points. Quadruple double!!! and i didnt mean to say that you said anything bout biting styles. It just came out like that.

oooh I gots to go

Peace

woah! GB got a gold medal at the winter olympics!

and i forgot to say i'm now banned from a supermarket! WHAT?!?

Peace

Hell no he doesnt walk and charge all the time but he will most of the time come playoffs or finals

Hillis, you being a Laker fan i must ask this question. All these laker fans i talk to are like "The Lakers are just bored of the regular season" what do you think? i think thats bull shit because no matter how bored you are, you aint gonna get swept by the bulls.

First off, again on my man Shaq. #1, if they ain't callin it, it ain't happenin. #2, AI is the master of the "legal carry." #3, watch closely and you'll see all 2 guards travel at least 5 times a game and get a away with it.

Big J, I don't agree with that Lakers are bored shit, either. However, I don't believe the Lakers bring their A game night in and night out. What a lot of people fail to realize is that the NBA is nothing like college (you know, where these "top 10" teams play 20 schools that aren't even close to their level and blow em out by 30, but they play 5 other teams their level and go 3-2, so they finish 23- 2 and everyone's on their nuts, but they lose in the 2nd round). In pro sports, the worst team is usually close to the best team. Remember, this is the pros. The Bulls don't suck, they just aren't as good as the other teams in the NBA. But if Sacramento or LA or Minny don't bring their A game and the Bulls do, it's an upset in the making. If the Lakers were throwing half court alley-oops every play and Shaq was jackin up threes, THEN maybe the Lakers are bored with the regular season. But Shaq, Kobe, and Co. are pretty much still playing their game, but teams that play them are steppin up to the World Champs to prove somethin to themselves. But, the Lakers have redefined the importance of the playoffs, and barring injuries, they will bring their A game every time later in the season, and there will be no more losses to lesser caliber teams.

3:16, you streaky ass street shooter! We got niggas on my squad that call them self the Police (not to be confused with the Puh-Leeze)... we be LOCKIN NIGGAS UP!!! Oh, and don't forget that H3K leads the SWAT TEAM!!! Oh, and Qoolout?! Team 3?! More like "Team 3-Second Violation..." Y'all don't want it with ETHER! Ask the "Mild-cats," they don't want it with ETHER! Noooooooo!!! H3K, sportin #42 cuz I average 42 pts, 42 boards, 42 assists, and 42 blocks! Quadruple double WHAT?! 3:16 and Qoolout, I bet both of y'all sport #4 cuz that's how many points your whole team would score against ETHER!!! And Big J, I ain't forget that you ball. Your team don't want it with ETHER, either! Noooooo! 3:16, I bet your whole squad shoot like Chesney Hawkes! LOL! Qoolout, your team is full of Annies! Big J, what you talkin bout, Hobson?! H3K turn niggas into walking turnovers...

"Uh, uh, uh, I'm deadlier than Vince from the baseline/my points never given to me, niggas, I take mine!//3:16 don't wanna see Ether nowhere on the court/him and the rest of the "Childcats" better take up a new sport//Qoolout better take advice from his name/"Team 3- Second Violation" ain't got no game//Big J, all your respect in b- ball, we takin it back/cuz you get no love like niggas that intentionally foul Shaq!//no, I'm not Nchekwube, but in b-ball label me The Best//you three "BOOB" ass ballas, don't want ETHER in a b- ball contest..."

LMAO! All right. I'm through. I hope you niggas know it's mad love here in Tennessee! But it would be tight to hoop with y'all niggas. See what y'all got.

My Top 5 disses? Remember I'm a Pac fan, and from the South...

1. Pac - Hit Em Up 2. Pac - Against All Odds 3. 3-6 Mafia - Gotcha Shakin (diss to Playa Fly on "The End") 4. Pastor Troy - No Mo Play In GA (diss to No Limit) 5. Pac - Bomb First

Qoolout? Other times I laughed out loud? I ain't tryin to disrespect people, but I found these posts laugh out loud funny (in no certain order)...

Chesney Hawkes/Squirrel Puh-Lease (3:16) Master P-E-N-I-S (The Best) What you talkin bout Willis? (Big J) "Anny" (Qoolout) Rapper with a British accent (The Best) HA remix (Bob) Money is My Bitch chorus (Bama)

Big J, I got one last thing for ya. There's this thing called Page 2 on ESPN's website, and they have these top ten lists. One is called "Worst movie performances by an athlete" and you KNOW who gets the most "hate" Kazaam! It's Shaq! This one dude was like, "I used to work at a movie theater and I have never seen an audience as unresponsive as the five people who saw Kazaam on opening night." I laughed for twenty minutes straight on that post alone! They was ripping Shaq'a acting a new one! I was rollin! You should check it out.

I'm out like fouled. Peace!

I just realized that Bob is probably the imposter.

Uh Hillis... you didnt write that did you?

You know what, I reckon Kazper finally gave up and changed his name to boob (WHOOPS), now he's giving up again.

I know none of y'all would talk shit about the Wildcats (THE MUTHAFUCKERS IN ENGLAND!!!!!!!!)

Yo, where the lost veterans at? Steph, LOX, and anyone else i must of forgoten HAHA!

I'm out like H3K keeps telling us. HAHA!

Peace

Dedicated to my niggas on this thread that hoop...

"Uh, uh, uh I'm the great Michael Jordan at the age of 29/I take over games when I want at any time//click clack clank! that's the sound of ETEHR lockin the game down/who shoot down squads and we takin aim now//Got all your hoes yellin, "It's all about ETHER!"/class is in session ladies, and I'm the fuckin teacher//crossover here, behind the back there/the crowd is mesmerized when they see me flyin through the air//Big J get dunked on, 3:16 get swatted/now Qoolout want some? you bought to be dearly departed//Hobson and his squad and Team 3 Second Violation/throw in the Childcats, and it's 3 team annihilation//WACK ROB ass ballas with skills like BOOB on the mic/so maybe ETHER will take it easy on you...SIKE!!!"

3:16, that was me, but you know I'm just fuckin with y'all. I'm just startin a little trash talkin with my b-ball niggas. And yeah, I think Bob is the imposter because in his HA! remix he said somethin about Best bein African and we ain't said nothin about that since maybe the old thread, and Bob didn't show up until way after the beef ceased.

I'm out like roll. Peace!

DAAAAAAAAAAMN Hillis. It wouldnt be fair if it was 3 of yall vs me dun! id show yall why they call me "The Beast" on the court, you'd get that shit packed, smacked, and stamped! hahaha

"Im not going to rap about beig poor cuz i aint poor no more lol"- Biggie smalls

"Im like Mutombo, Ben Wallace, and Shaq wrapped into one, you cant stop me"-Me

hold up hold up hold up. i forgot to adress billy bob here. Jon Stockston aint the greatest of all time you son of a bitch, thats like the stupidest thing ive seen on both threads next to that HA remix!!!!!!!

"without Shaq,with all that talent they have, they still aint good"- me

I didn't even wanna start spittin' on here, but my boy Hillis done called me out. But like you said, it's all friendly. We just trippin' right now. So H3k, let a brother know what ya think. Oh yeah and that team 3 bull, lol. Man I don't rep for them. I don't know how y'all did Ether, but they just put us all together; I ain't even wanna run wit them clowns they put me with. Kinda like Pip when he was with the Bulls during his last year... he played but you knew he ain't wanna ball there. Okay, enough small talk. Peep out 3K can't play.

Title: 3Kan't Play (Volume 1)

I tell him 2 heal (hill) cause, my dogg he is/ but on the court that's dead; it's strickly biz./ Calling OUT-QOOL? Lil' brother that's silly/ cause it'll get you booed like Kobe in Philly./ The "Team 3" disses, they can't fade me./ Yeah I played wit em, but I was thinkin' "Trade me."/ On the court young buck, str8 up you don't want it./ And when you said that you did, kid, you must've been blunted./ Or exposed 2 some ETHER./ Put down that reefer/ Don't hype your shallow game on this thread/ You skills aren't deeper, it's all in your head./ And that's where they end/ and where mine begin./ They be tryin 2 ban Qool from the local gyms/ Cause I be ballin 2 hard, scuffin up the floor wit my Tims./ Smackin on the back boards and hangin on the rims/ Puting money on the games, cause I know I'm gonna win./ They stay picking me first/ and yes, being so good, so hurts/ they bring the double team, but no, it never works./ Cause I'ma "triple double maker"/ gettin dub's (W's) on them scrubs like it was Ether vs. Lakers./ But the 3 is like Miller's/ in the 4th quater/ that means I shoot like a killer/ thus, they're all water./ Hillis, I'm the realest!/ Reppin' 4 all D.C./ Dogg, do you feel-us/ over there in Tennessee?/ Yeah, I know you do/ Thread heads, I tried 2 be Qool/ but challenging me 2 B-Ball.../ ha ha, what a dumb move.

Hey, man. I ain't gonna keep goin back and forth with ya. I'll give you about 3(k) rounds and then you gotta go back to flowing on your enemies, lol. And it would be tight to ball wit peeps on here. But Hillis, then we would see you're all talk, lol. I had to take that shot, but we qool. Aw-ight, holla.

"Tell that young basted I eat ETHER and drink acid." A Jigga line remixed by Qool

Hillis, you got me thinkin about stuff that had me "laughin out loud" for real. Peep it:

Best vs Steph, Rob sayin that's why this thread is so close to your heart, this is as good as it gets 4 you, the Ha remix. What u talking bout Willis. Kazper sayin somebody's flow sucked like donkey balls or something like that. Dolo sayin' "My boy just got out, but he still making that money." Big J sayin, Hillis I'm not done with you, not by a long shot. When Hillis said his feelings about the Ha remix. Smeth. When Hillis 1st went aganist LOX "This is to cuz who typed in all caps" LOL. Hillis saying beware of Bob. Best sayin "How can you learn rap?" The whole pit bull concept and warning, I think it was by H-Wood. 3:16 and his warning to 2nd Sage. 3:16's line about, "hang up the telly, I proved you lost already."

I know there are plenty of other things that had me rolling on here. I'll probably think of them later and then I'll poet em'. Anybody else that got some, bring em'.

LOL! LOL! LOL! LMAO! LMAO! LMAO! Qoolout, you forever gon be my nigga...

"Uh, uh, uh, it's mad love in this thread, but on the court I hate you/between yo legs I go and to the hole I take you//talked to my boys in DC and they said your jumper's counterfeit/any move you think you got, H3K will counter it/they banned you from local gyms cause your game is horrid/but when I walk into YOUR arena, the rain starts pourin//rainin down threes, or maybe I'm throwin down dunks/YOUR team worships me on they knees, and bring me offerings in chunks//Reggie Miller? great clutch player but never a champ/4th quarter or not, I'll still put you in the clamps//whether they trade you or not, you still gon sit the bench/maybe you can make the practice squad or be the team's wench//why you bringin up Philly? they still in denial/boo Kobe all they want, he still killed em in the Finals//I got you and all your teammates shittin they panties/we gonna embarass yo whole squad, like you did to poor Manny..."

Qool, those lyrics where extremely nice. Why you been holdin back? As far as flowin against my enemies, they have all run off. Wack Rob, kazper, the friendly bitch, and BOOB haven't been seen for days! But I ain't go lie, when kazper said Squirlplise sucked big floppy donkey dick, I bout had a heart attack. That shit was funny as fuck. Plus, I forgot when Best was callin them niggas Eddie Kane and Mark Morrison. Smeph was funny, too.

Big J, you still my nigga but you don't want no part of me. You'll get your shit sent to the moon if you bring it in the paint AKA MY MUTHAFUCKIN HOUSE!!! After I dog you out, cuzzin, they'll refer to you as "The Least!" And if there are any more suspect-ass-wanna-be- ballas that think they got game enough for Hillis the Realest, you need to spend 24-7 at the synagogue cuz it's obvious you need Jesus. You guys don't want it with H3K! Ask Qoolout, Big J and 3:16, you don't want it H3K! Nooooooooooo!

Second Sage? Steph? Hello? Anyone home?

WILL THE REAL HARRISON BUSH PLEASE STAND UP???!!! Remember that?

I'm out like "of bounds." Peace!

How old are you playas (playettes?) in this thread anyway? I'm 21 goin on 22 - (b-day March 18th, baby!)

I'm out like...uh...like...uh, lemme get back to y'all on that one. Peace!

LMAO@HILLIS!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA ok and shaq was the only one that did any killing

Thanks for the props on the flow. I got volume 2 ready for you now:

Hillis Ain't the Realest (volume 2)

Hillis the lyrics were nice, but your lame game's the opposite / While mine is like the fallin' rain in the Tropics / Did you get it? It ain't no stoppin' it./ I put this rhyme on my fantasy fiancee'/ Cause my game is tight just like her; the name is Beyonce'/ Yeah, I know that's just a wish or more like a dream/ kinda like HK thinkin he can take down my team/ It's a nice goal but 2 hard 2 obtain./ Just call me Chris Rock on the court cause I'ma "bring the pain."/ My peeps in D.C. faking? That bull makes me laugh/ Cause they told me that you hollered, but it was only to buy some grass./ You couldn't call Qool-Out if you had a mobile phone/ Cause I'ma all around shooter dogg, just minus the chrome/ And that "click clack clank" ain't the sound of a hit/ that's the sounds Hillis gets when he tosses up a brick./ And believe he puts up a lot/ My shot's like NBA Jam, when Jordan is gettin hot./ You had it wrong, Hillis, I am the realest. / And it's mainly because I got more SKILLis/ And how dare you fake on R dot Miller/ Ain't got a ring, but is a N dot Y killer/ He or me don't need ESPN/ As long as I sweep T-E double N/ Just like Manny you betta leave me alone/ How dare you compare us, I sent youngin' home/ take the hint; that fool is gone/ All because he came at Qool O wrong./ And now you talking that you gonna "TAKEOVER"/ This 2 guard goes 2 hard, so get ETHER a makeover./ You say I sit the bench? I guess that's possible/ But I will eventually get in and then be unstoppable/ 4th quater you and ETHER on y'alls 4th wind so your win is un-probable/ Just call me Mt. Everest because my talent is un- toppable./ I don't respect you so I'll probably be hackin' you/ and you'll go ahead and flop the same way your boy Shaq do.

Check mate dogg, CHECKMATE, lol. Member that?

You know Shaq be faking/floppin' somtimes, lol. Your lines about Kobe and Reggie were funny; you get props. Oh yeah, I'm 22. On another note watch my girl Beyonce' and her crew take home a grammy or 2 tonight. And my other girl Alicia Keys. And Chesney Hawkes had me laughin' 2 cause I don't know who he is.

A I got some poetry for you guys to drop on ya if yall in to that type stuff. I have taken creative writing for 4 years now. And I won the literary state poetry contest two years ago. If you guys want to take it to that level I will be more than happy to drop some bars on here. So how bout it?

Aiight, Qool, this my last one, then it's all love again...

"Uh, uh, uh, The Realest been my nickname since I was a junior in high school/so challengin me in b-ball, and tryin to steal my moniker is unwise, Qool//Mt. Everest? Please, Q, I conquered that last summer/don't come in here challengin Hillis with your sub-par stats and numbers//H3K throwin up bricks? at least he hittin the rim/cuz them airballs you try to pass as alley-oops ain't gon cut it, slim/H3K, officially tabbed the court ruler/the only thing you get to guard is the team water cooler//your game is like the word "SKILLis", just not real/and like NBA Jam, fantasy, so Qool you need to kneel//I ain't from NY, so Reggie Miller can't kill me/bring ETHER to DC and make President Bush and his boys feel me//Chris Rock "Bring The Pain?" more like Martin Lawrence "You So Crazy!"/my game is so wet, plus my jumper is all gravy//and when I get on fire, I make the top of Mt. Everest melt/when I get through with you, you'll understand how poor Manny felt..."

I'm out like "of yo mind." Peace!

Hill Betta Chill (vol. #3)

This man's team is ETHER, so he thinks that he's HILLmatic/ But that's just not the case, his game is too erratic./ For starters Hill, I str8 up feel, your D is way too sloppy/ I come too stealth for VANDERBELT, so how could you stop me?/ With my quickness dogg, I'm just a blur/ And the jumper's vicious, likea black Steve Kerr./ You really want it? Naw, you don't./ Would you even score? Probably won't./ Your jumpers gravy, but with too many lumps/ work on your heart and then your dunks./Coming to D.C.? H, what for?/ We ain't got a baseball team anymore./ But if we did, I'd still bring it kid/ When I played, I stole many bases./ You can check it out, it was in the papers/ And about football...well, I better not start/ Just know I play it all, and numerous parts / Just like Slash or even Deion/ and you are trash; you'd get peed on. / Nuff bout that, back to the court/ I'd smoke you out, like a port (Newport)/ Never sub-par, only super/ Hill just chill cause I'm the hoopa.

LOL, that joint was fun. That's my last one for awhile, but we gotta do this again sometime. And come on, you KNOW you liked that SKILLis line, lol. Anyway, good game. And H-Wood, I took, I think, 2 of them classes and I produced some good stuff, in my opinion. But I wouldn't post it on here unless it was copywritten, so make sure you got all of that taken care of if you wanna share, believe me, peeps will take your stuff and put there name on it. Aw-ight y'all, I'm out.

OK Hillis, you gone done it now. This is a short verse I like to call... 21...

...3K/No way!/not tommorow, not today/lets play/i'll take the score to... 21/MVP and Willis playing... one on one?/Done/game won/i'll spot you 20/HAHA! thats plenty/but Hill's repotoire runs on EMPTY/21 steals leads to 21 points/do it with my eyes closed smoking 21 joints/nuthin' to do with baseball but I step up to the plate/relationship with the hoop, I take the backboard on a date/imagine if the Wolves held on/to Stephon/unlimited potential but H3K still gets pissed on/3K... sorry, ANNIE ARE YOU OK?/like MJ/but not the one who colour altered/I'm going left nah right, I noticed that you faultered/CRACK! oooh! was that your metatarcel?/you took the cross over like i'm sending you a parcel/I'm 21 years old in December/but right now I dismember/get it... diss, member?/one more line for y'all to just remember/got to be catchy for this shit to be won/2 multiplied by 10, and1/3:16 done...

Damn Hillis, you done been Chesneyed-out!

oh yeah... y'all thought you were going to play out MY Wildcats? Well? We played the semis last night muthafuckers... WILDCATS ARE GOING TO THE GODDAMN FINALS! Shit, I got an elbow in the eye going for ANOTHER rebound, but shit, that aint my job. I'm fine just pissing on everyone else! HAHA!

Shit that made me laugh? hmmm... "Manny/Anny" (yeah Q, I stole it for the above verse! HAHA!), "Bob/Boob", "Kazper the friendly bitch", uhhh... That girl with the Tiger Woods e-mail who popped up to tell us she really wanted to get fucked, Qoolouts (original) "you my ho!" I got to admit it, "S-the-T to the E-V-E, and if I wasn't I must have been 3:16". ummm... some dude who came on along time ago to tell us all that Ice Cube was the best rapper of all time, and the fact that Hillis is slowly running out of ways to say "I'm out like..." And anything I said that was meant to be funny! (especially that last "get it... diss, member?" line)

HAHA!

Peace

WHat up peeps?! I've been around the thread and some of the posts had me crackin' up. Anyway, what up my dog "Hillis of the new millinium"? I see that my other homeboy is still "coolin out" (Q). I can't forget about my nigga 3:16. WHAT!!?? I SAID I CAN'T FORGET ABOUT MY BOY 3:16. WHAT!!?? My all-time favorite game is grand theft auto. I might be late, but for those that want the weapons cheat code, anytime in the game, just press R2, R2, L1, R2, left, down, right, up, left, down, right, up. I be actin like a terrorist with the bazooka (LOL). Yo, ya hear about Jayson Williams? NO, not the white boy with handle, but the former Net whom retire early. He is givin himself in today. I guess he got drunk and accidently shot his limo driver wit a 12 GAUGE SHOTGUN!! Dat nigga got blasted like WHOA! Anyway, what up Best, Steph, Big J. How the hell did he get the nickname "I'll be Right Back" (From Ruckers fame)!?? My old High School Team Kaynor Tech Panthers (Waterbury, Ct) has just won the league championships and are entering the state tournament with a 21-0 record, and are seeded Number 1 in Class L. (In Connecticut we have Class L, LL, S, and M). I'm jealous but also proud. If only i would have played my senior year. I wont brag about my skills but let's just say i'm one of the country's best kept secrets. Dont sleep, but Ct got some ballers too. NY gets props; they will ball in rain, sleet, even snow (brush off the snow wit brooms). Well peace out!!

I'm out like

3:16, you old Jud Buechler wanna be...

"You're the S to the T to the E-V-E/fuck the name, your assist to turnover ratio is 3:16//called my boys in UK, they said your jumper's suspect/you'll be waitin mighty long for a 3:16 shot to connect//3:16, you lack Qoolout's made up word, SKILLis/the competition for H3K is NILis//watch me put this 3 pointer in ya GRILLis/any shot on the court, guranteed Hillis will drill it//Great Britain, straight sittin STILL when H3K comes to town/Great Britain, straight shittin they draws when the 3s start rainin down//you deserve as much PT as the water boy for the Dallas Mavericks/you got a one 3pt. shot every ten year average/and that's so LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!/dunk on you and do the rest of the Childcats the SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME!..."

Aiight, 3:16, on the real good luck in the Finals. You know if you lose, I gotta fuck wit ya! J-Dolo, be forewarned: challengin Hillis 3000 in b-ball means you will be annihilated! Qoolout, I bet you can tell how much I liked that SKILLis line by my rap. Big J, yo high school squad ain't done yet, are they? What y'all talkin bout (Willis)? Speakin of Willis, 3:16 gets mad props for bringin it back. I was LOL. But for real Q, SKILLis is officially a classic now. All right, I'm bout to leave you non ballers. I'm gonna pull my "I'm out like" line from the PLETHORA of phrases floatin round my head (y'all like how I used plethora)...

I'm out like shout. Peace

Oh yeah, 3:16...

"Oh, I get it. It's very clever." - Edward Norton in Fight Club

okay, im back,..................What'd i miss?

The Best, I know since you probably eatin raw fishes and stayin off the grass, you gon be upset to see some Nas hatin when you get back, but I gotta let you know why Nasir's third album sucked ass.

Intro - Nas? What's up with the children?

NY State of Mind II - sucked major dick. Everyone knows sequels suck.

Hate Me Now - You can't be serious, Nas

Small World - not bad, but nothin to write home to mama about

Favor For A Favor - decent, not bad at all

We Will Survive - song only halfway good cuz he rhymed about PAC and BIG and that was popular then

Ghetto Prisoners - Chesney Hawkes track because I don't remember this song

You Won't See Me Tonight - Aaliyah and Timbo couldn't save this sub- par outing. Not one of Tim's best or Nas's "ether" (get it? either? ether? get it?)

I Want To Talk To You - Nas, I want to talk to YOU for the horrendous singing!

Dr. Knockboot - tight as hell. Can't hate.

Life Is What You Make It - Thank you, DMX for saving this song! Shitty beat, subpar lyrics, at least X was decent.

Big Things - nice song. I liked it.

Nas is Like - This song is like good. The rest of this album is like trash...

K-I-SS-I-N-G - who shitted out this song? did he eat some bad Taco Bell? Hell to the naw, Nas. Hell to the naw...

Money Is My Bitch - not bad, but who told this nigga he could sing?

Undying Love - one of Nas' tightest songs. That nigga can tell a story

The problem with I Am is that there were no standout tracks! I mean, there were no career killing songs, but shit! This album kind of just sits there. It's not good at all. Better than Nastradamus, but still not any good. Anyway, that's just MY humble opinion, but I think I make some legitimate points. It's all about taste, and I ain't taste Nas on this one.

I'm out like "of sight." Peace!

HAHAHAHAHAH Q that shit about hillis throwing up bricks has to be the funniest thing ive read on a rap!

out of time so im outta here

"out of time so im outta here"-me

damn,you motherfuckers heard about R kelly?been hearin crazy shit like he was fuckin some 14 year old chic and she pissed herself,then he made her dance for him nude,pissed in her mouth and bust in her face.pretty crude shit man.l dont know if lam gonna be able to respect dun if it turns out to be true.