"I don't know what I'm doing tonight but this birdshit is making me stronger"
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
Enge is back! Come on Enge!
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
Bless, Arnold Dorsey forgot his stage name for a minute there.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
"looking like a 8NP rally" lol Graham
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:01 (fourteen years ago)
LOL, I'm watching the Queen Elisabeth Music Competition (Violin this year, last two competitors of the finals + declaration of the winners tonight) instead - don't think I'll start a thread about it I guess :-)
― StanM, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
Azerbaijan's song is a bit Sam Brown's 'Stop'.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
I was just thinking the same.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:04 (fourteen years ago)
Clearly they have good dentists in Baku.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
Aye, me three. Sam Brown xpost
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
pogo! pogo!
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
"When you make me pee"
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
i like the moonwalking bagpipe player
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
liking the unplayed instrument with THREE brass bells sticking out of big brass bell. That can't be real, surely?
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:09 (fourteen years ago)
It's the pro musician's trick of storing multiple vuvuzelas in a Wangerian Tuba.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
Denmark - rhyming 'stranger' with 'stranger', good job.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
Denmark- she is both the Captain and Tenille (thanks for that one, Molly)
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
Greece definitely dont want to win this year.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
I think that Greece's song is going to do well, even if they don't want it to actually win.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
It's the closest we have to an obvious Shakira clone this year.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)
I actually thought she was miming for about the first two bars, then she hit that flat note and has been pitchy ever since. </randyjackson>
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
This reminds me of the Greek entry from the year their stage routine included a giant white neon stapler.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
er, yes, this could really win...Germans en masse to vote for it.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:17 (fourteen years ago)
"University of Surrey in London" ffs Norton, it's in Guildford.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
ideas on how could they host? Def open air, for a start...taking right back to classical basics. xp
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
greece winning would be hilarious
― sonderangerbot, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
if Greece wins Cyprus will host i think
― Ludo, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
Sweden sounds much better than the semi-finals.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
I am loving Sweden cos I have always wanted Bats for Lashes to do a straight dance track.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
A few times in the past, countries have won and then couldn't afford to host. Luxembourg won in 1973 (for the second year running?) and the 1974 contest was hosted in the UK.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
I actually don't like this Swedish one.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)
We'll have a bunch of Olympics stuff lying around unused anyway.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:22 (fourteen years ago)
I hope he saved some Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrkeeeeeeeeeeeey for us!
BOATMAN LAND
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
"My chef is big, uh-hunh"
This so is Sacha B-C
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
They fucked up the manboat.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:26 (fourteen years ago)
NAKHCHIVAN!
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:27 (fourteen years ago)
Spain's singer looks constipated and I'm not surprised. "No pressure, but don't win, OK?"
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:29 (fourteen years ago)
Germany's song has 'Jamie Cullum joint' written all over it.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:32 (fourteen years ago)
Agreed. Germany is diabolical.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
I quite liked Spain. Germany is pretty awful though, like a cheap version of The Script. Jamie Cullum you say?
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
Fun fact: you can pretty much sing the chorus of last year's winner on top of this German one
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
xp he's co-writer
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:33 (fourteen years ago)
This performance would be better if he a) stopped grinning, and b) actually stands still while singing the line 'standing still'.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
The Shadows are back!
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
THIS IS SO SHITE THIS IS SO SHITE
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:37 (fourteen years ago)
Those Southern Europeans must've have used all their idle time to bring it this year: Cyprus-Greece-Malta to co-host it next year.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:39 (fourteen years ago)
"come on give me a hug" -wtf??
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:40 (fourteen years ago)
FYR Macedonia's answer to Bonnie Tyler.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
Macedonia for the win.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:41 (fourteen years ago)
I don't think that guy's actually playing that guitar.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)