IT BEGINS
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
Graham Norton, Azerbaijani government spokesman "There have been stories about riots. I've seen no trouble."
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)
I still don't like the UK song, but Eng's vocals are better live than on the recorded version.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
The Hump has a certain... presence, it must be said. Song also Not Bad At All.
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
Also the botox has worn off and he doesn't look like embalmed like he does in the video.
This is probably the best of the ballads, tbh.
― Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:15 (fourteen years ago)
There are a lot of ballads this year, hopefully Eng's performance has shown people 'how it's done', so to speak, and we'll get some votes out of it.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:16 (fourteen years ago)
liking hungary a lot more this go-round - getting kind of a nu-george michael vibe (enough with the wobble bass already tho)
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)
Hungary: much effort into what sounds like a bare skeleton of approximately nothing
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:19 (fourteen years ago)
HORSEMEN LAND
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
The person doing the subtitles tonight is a faster typist than whoever was doing it during the semis.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:20 (fourteen years ago)
TAILPIPE MAN LAND
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
xxp
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
That long plait of hair going across her chest looks like a turd.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)
markedly less terrible than the semifinal at least
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
Albania is like alien music on Star Trek...not a gd look.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
emil.y does a mean goth retaliation, it must be said -- this is wtf in all the most fabulous ways
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)
CITY OF DRIVE
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:24 (fourteen years ago)
It'd be funny if everyone left the building before he took off the blindfold.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:25 (fourteen years ago)
Hahahaha!
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)
The 'rrrruuuhhhh' bits make him sound like the singer from Bros.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)
would have been better if he'd done those acrobatics with the fold on
― Ludo, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:27 (fourteen years ago)
*does somersault and nuts self unconcious on the floor*
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:28 (fourteen years ago)
The Boz/Herz entry is like a subdued Celine Dion B-side. Really forgettable.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:31 (fourteen years ago)
For a second I thought 'what are those huge lumps on the Russian grannies' faces?', but then I realised that they were microphones.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:32 (fourteen years ago)
UDMURT
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:33 (fourteen years ago)
I have a feeling they'll be advertising car insurance for whoever Russia's equivelent of Shelia's Wheels is.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
Just turned on and those grannies are bluddy awful.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
Iceland = time for a piss break
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
Umpty-tum nonsense. But would have been top 3 10 years ago.
OOH KEY CHANGE
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:39 (fourteen years ago)
if you liked that key change, you're gonna love moldova
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)
I wait with bated breath.
This Cyprus thing sounds like a David Guetta b-side.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
I must disagree with Aldo. Rabid grannies for the win!
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:43 (fourteen years ago)
But info quite like Cyprus ( actually I seriously do warn Enge to win, I just don't think it will happen)
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
France = shit.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
It's a bit 'mid 90's French Eurovision entry'. They've never really moved beyond that.
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)
Oh I dunno. It's OK. I'm quite perversely thinking of It Bites.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:47 (fourteen years ago)
it's kinda like the climax of a jodorowsky film
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
France = ok indeed.
xp lol It Bites!
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
LAND OF CARPETS
Italian woman has annoyed me enormously in the build up, but the song has a chance.
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
Cut price Winelodge.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
"you're an independant Roman after all"
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:50 (fourteen years ago)
Yeah, I think your rightXpost
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
"Come on audience, sing along to these lyrics that are very likely to be in a language that you don't speak!"
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:51 (fourteen years ago)
"I bought a gunshot"?
― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
Barry Manilow!
― Guilty_Boksen, Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
He needs some headphones to hold to his ears as he emotes.
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
Norway - if Skrillex was Turkish
― Radical Jedward (snoball), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
PUSH MEAND THEN JUST TOUCH METILL I GET MYSATISFACTION
― I must be old, I recognise nobody in ITV2 idents (aldo), Saturday, 26 May 2012 19:57 (fourteen years ago)