God, this is wall-to-wall shite today.
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
All part of the international conspiracy to screw Trackshittaz out of a placement. Thank you, international conspiracy.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
I hope Trackshittaz come back next year. Like Jedward.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)
Maybe they could collaborate on an album.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:39 (fourteen years ago)
Slovenia draft in Ulrika Johnson to sing the high bits...
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
God we're in a poor stretch here.
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:41 (fourteen years ago)
bosh bosh and Euroballads = ZZZZZZZAt least the 1st semi-final had the entertainment value of frequent wacky Eurovision incompetance and non-sequiteurs.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
bring back the bosh tbh right now
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)
speaking of which, Sweden's up next
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
Some of these countries really love their 80's power ballads.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:45 (fourteen years ago)
Half of tonight so far has sounded like a piss-poor Ministry of Sound compilation.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
Celine Dion on beats
― Ludo, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:48 (fourteen years ago)
Did she just ninja kill that dancer dude?
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:49 (fourteen years ago)
Erotic disco monks. Now we're ok.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
Back on course.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
I'M A POKERIN THE LOCKER
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:52 (fourteen years ago)
I'm a joker I'm a rocker I'm a fucker
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
i'm a hairdresser more likely
― Ludo, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:53 (fourteen years ago)
Are we sure this isn't Sasha Baron-Cohen's new character?
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
this rules
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
My ship is made from rope jism for a bay?
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
hop onto my ship baby, I'll make you fly
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:56 (fourteen years ago)
lol boat-head-man
― Ludo, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
A flying ship made from men wearing sheets.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
This does not rule.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
WRONG
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 19:58 (fourteen years ago)
ALL -- BY-- MY-- SE-ELF, Don't wanna be...
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:00 (fourteen years ago)
He was on Estonian Pop Idol. Nice to know that other countries don't give a shit about sending some unknown Johnny as their entry.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
That was actually quite lovely.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:02 (fourteen years ago)
Come on Slovakia!
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:03 (fourteen years ago)
Oh, I thought this could be good but the singer is too Bon Jovi. False metal!
― emil.y, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
It's Def Leppard!
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:05 (fourteen years ago)
IT'S THE FI-NAL COUNT-DOWN!!!
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)
Please be in tune, i have money on you.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
sharivari otm
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:10 (fourteen years ago)
The best entry tonight so far.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
BUT THIS RUSSIAN IS MAKING ME STRONGER
― scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:11 (fourteen years ago)
is he talking about putin?
Pitch went all to hell in the last minute.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
actually I like Sweden better (btw they share 1 x songwriter)
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:12 (fourteen years ago)
She's about the right age to be the lovechild of Joni Mitchell and Ming the Merciless.
― Three Word Username, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
"Euphoria" is both anthemic + catchy enough to be a bona fide worldwide (well pan-European at least) hit even outside ESC season I think
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:14 (fourteen years ago)
That piano had better transform into a fire breathing robot or I'll fall asleep.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)
Don't want the expense of hosting the contest next year? Simply get someone from a TV talent contest to sing your entry!A tactic more and more countries are using.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:18 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not sure all ESC-heads regularly check the Bobby Bare thread, so I'll post this fun fact here as well. Just think what might have been, with Engelbert only the second-oldest old-skool star in this year's final...
Bare was a participant in this year's Norwegian selection final for the Eurovision Song Contest, partnering up with some other dude. They finished third.
http://g.api.no/obscura/pub/298x1000r/04173/1329041281000_tooji20120212_4173568298x1000r.jpg
(Bare second from left.)
― anatol_merklich, Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)
Lithania's answer to Josh Dubovie.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:20 (fourteen years ago)
Here we voted for Malta, Turkey, Slovakia, Georgia and Indian Joan.
― nagl lack (seandalai), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:34 (fourteen years ago)
But I'll be happy if we avoid a Balkan power ballad sweep.
I think they'd be happy to avoid that too.
― banal like a null (snoball), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:36 (fourteen years ago)
Balkan power ballad gold.
― Just like you, except hot (ShariVari), Thursday, 24 May 2012 20:41 (fourteen years ago)