Guns n Roses: Critical Rehab

UYI needs more snake-hips-microphone-dancing

estranged does not have slash doing a solo on top of a piano <-- argument that it wasn't pretentious enough.

"Put 20 of your prettiest models in the front row. Then put your second prettiest models in the second row. Then the third prettiest models in the third row. And so on, until you've run out of girls. Then take the girls in the last row, put them in the front row, and tell them they are now the prettiest."

lool

I got an email yesterday from Time Out's attempt at doing Groupon. They were pushing 2 for 1 ticket sales on the GNR nights @ London's O2 Arena. It really does not look as if it is selling very well.

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Dj-Slashba-Tattoo.jpg

That better be his mom.

none of those people look like anyone from GNR

p sure they are all meant to be DJ Ashba

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/251043_205564389487371_8225510_n.jpg

my girlfriend heard me listening to "One in a Million" the other day. When the lines "Immigrants and faggots / They make no sense to me / They come to our country / And think they'll do as they please"
came on, she perked up and said matter-of-factly, "Faggots come from Faggotland." LOLZORS

btw, does anyone understand how the chorus of that song is related to the verses? I don't really get it.

i've never heard it -- is it worth listening to?

it's the most controversial GNR song. It's well liked as a tune, but certain sentiments are disturbing.

there was a lot of controversy over that manson song they covered, but it was a pretty weak song...

All day, I've been assuming this thread got bumped for Rock of Ages.

Dude on far left of that tattoo looks more like Johnny Rzezezeinck from the Goo Goo Dolls.

the middle one looks like a cross between the Crow and Michael Jackson

"Yes, I'd like the Guns N Roses tattoo but can you include variations on Criss Angel instead of the band?"

my girlfriend heard me listening to "One in a Million" the other day. When the lines "Immigrants and faggots / They make no sense to me / They come to our country / And think they'll do as they please"
came on, she perked up and said matter-of-factly, "Faggots come from Faggotland." LOLZORS

― Poliopolice, Wednesday, June 13, 2012 4:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sigggghhhh. The two phrases relate to the two groups separately. It's a lyrical trick. The next line makes it clearer "Like start some mini-Iran, or spread some fucking disease."

I feel like the Republicans should start blasting this during their rallies.

The next line makes it clearer

glad we cleared that up

always important to establish the logical consistency of bigoted morons

But tying them together with the "It's all Greek to me" wordplay.

But, hey, lyrics that deal with the world in a rational way are the least interesting.

i never bothered with Lies so i've been hearing about that song for 20 years before finally giving it a listen on Spotify because of this thread. pretty lame, lyrics definitely not redeemed by the music remotely as much as on "Get In The Ring" or anything.

why are you listening to Lies when you should be listening to the Bee Gees

:(

just from this sampling, I'd say "get in the ring" represents a maturation in lyric craft. less show-offy is better.

^^^first time "What, you pissed off 'cause your dad gets more pussy than you?" has been praised for its subtlety and maturity

from the AMG review:

"[the] emotional directness [of "Patience"] makes the misogyny of "Used to Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her)" and the pitiful slanders of "One in a Million" sound genuine. Although the cover shrugs them off as a "joke," Axl Rose's venom is frightening -- there's little doubt that he truly does believe that "faggots" come to America from another country and that "niggers" should stay out of his way."

"he" "truly" "does" "believe"

ugh Get In The Ring is as embarrassing as One In A Million, for completely different reasons. But both underline that Axl is crazypants. the end.

I loooooove Get in the Ring!!!!

I got a thought that would be nice
I'd like to crush your head tight in my vice...pain!!

And my personal fave:

I don't like you, I just hate you
I'm gonna kick your ass

I hum this to myself all the time.

i like how they added like 5 new members to the band so they could get their weigh-in up for that song.

matt sorum is a total pawg

is loving Get In The Ring like loving Megashark Vs Giant Octopus? i think i could understand that :)

"Get In The Ring" belatedly became one of my favorite GNR songs when i started revisiting UYI the last few years, it's so insanely catchy

see I dig a lot of UYI, but Get In The Ring just makes me cringe now
I can't stand it

yeah it grated for a long time, but now it just feels so goofily triumphant -- those huge swinging slash leads, the title chant, duff's final rant, it's glorious.

It's just so unhinged but oddly funny in a stupidly endearing sort of way. Like, the ridiculous rhyme scheme of those first lyrics I quoted, which end in the grunt of "pain." And the way the other lyrics I quote don't even work rhythmically.

Also awesome because a couple of those dudes accepted Axl's challenge to fight and we wimped out.

haha really? hilarious

And my personal fave:

I don't like you, I just hate you
I'm gonna kick your ass

I hum this to myself all the time.

― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, June 14, 2012 7:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is the best part of the song.

i'm pretty fond of "there's a smell of retribution in the air"

nothing in get in the ring is as cringeworthy as "what's so civil about war, anyway?" or "human grocery store, ain't that fresh"

i generally try to avoid linking something i wrote but it seems important to drop this into the convo: http://www.splicetoday.com/music/use-your-interjection

Oh my distorted smile.

PS: wrong lineup in the photo Al

ain't that fresh rules!