Is SPIN really circling the drain?

If Sleater-Kinney joined forces with J Mascis in a New Jersey basement to channel late Black Flag and early Smashing Pumpkins, they might come up with something approximating Paternoster's maelstroms.

*dies*

who the fuck is the #99 guy, can someone tell me?

otoh, I think I got the Jim Dunlop Guitar Products facebook page to really like me this afternoon, so maybe next week I'll win a free Phase 90 or something.

99 guy is awesome! I hadn't heard of him either.

also if you're gonna go with a guitarist who wouldn't be shit w/o his effects rack go with the motherfuckin' OG The Edge instead of Nick Zinner from the Yeah Yeah Yeahs

they went with the edge.

skrillex. you know, for the kids.

aerosmith, did you honestly just find the complicated, roundabout way to say, "These writers don't know the first thing about playing a guitar, man"

sorry joe perry wasn't on the list :(

yeah they did go with the edge.

zinner is possibly the most defensible 2000s choice!

Also, if anyone thinks there's some mysterious agenda for putting Skrillex on that list beyond exactly what my blurb says, i got some illuminati websites to show u

perry is on the list with the jam master jay placing in a way

alright whiney, you've convinced me to load up the list to read your skrillex blurb.

i think i'm too dumb to understand your blurb. sorry. i guess he's the 100th best guitarist bc his music translates really well to guitar covers?? and bc 'riff' = 'drop' or something?

to make up for skrillex you have to put tom morello on your lists of the greatest DJs of all time

oh good, this generation's "smoke on the water"

which skrillex generation is the worst?

are we still on generation Y

or are the millennials different?

i hear those kids think they are hot stuff with social networking and entitlement

anyway jeff beck owns man, dig on beck-o-la and come talk to me

aerosmith, did you honestly just find the complicated, roundabout way to say, "These writers don't know the first thing about playing a guitar, man"

well, yeah! I mean, you wanna characterize that as an unsophisticated stance, I guess but when literally none of the writers seem to know anything about guitar, it's hard to think of the list in any serious way - the list might be called "list of 100 people we wish to associate ourselves with publicly," because in 100 entries about guitarists (or, in one case, a guy who samples guitarits), there literally won't be on non-impressionistic description of somebody's playing. To write about who's the best guitarist, some credential beyond "I'm good at creative writing" sorta oughta go with the territory - you're talking about a technical skill, playing guitar, so "write about how the people play guitar and what makes their playing distinctive or innovative" hardly seems like a big muso demand.

i for one eagerly await spin's list of best bass players

1) Police Academy's Michael Winslow

srsly tho there are tons of great guitarists on the list

Forreal, why you gotta be such a drag, aerosnith

Connor 54 minutes ago

#2 Kevin Shields: Didn't know writing boring pentatonic metalcore riffs based off of Maiden tunes would get you on any list anywhere.

okay this gave me a much-needed lol

When it comes to guitar I think we all know Django Reinhardt can't hold a candle to Skrillex.

this is basically stylus's top 50 drummers list but shitty on purpose:
http://www.stylusmagazine.com/articles/weekly_article/stylus-magazines-50-greatest-rock-drummers.htm

oh lord ship

yeah i mean think of it this way, whiney: skrillex trolling is one thing, but at least you didn't publish a list where the guy from modest mouse placed ahead of ziggy modeliste.

at least on our Stylus list the Yeah Yeah Yeahs guy placed ahead of Rat Scabies

This is like some dude's list of the Top 50 daytime talk shows of 2008 but shitty on purpose

i think you just called your own list shitty on purpose.

i thought that was the point?

i can't believe there are FIFTY daytime talk shows. at this rate we'll all have one.

it would actually make me so happy if that list existed

workin on it, flop

if i click on the list, do i get to see a picture of skrillex having sex with a my little pony?

you get to see john fahey fisting dimebag darrell

current friends facebook status: i like SPIN

friendship is magic

you get to see john fahey fisting dimebag darrell
--jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad)

This is what the new Horseback record sounds like

genuine lol

tho i do like that record

Sorry Son House, but you're no Ira Kaplan.

tho i do like that record
--jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad)

Yeah it's great!

i like that simply by compiling a list of people who play the guitar you've pissed off so many people.

where did vini reilly place

to be fair you put the words "all-time" and "greatest" atop a list of anything and you're going to piss off so many people

i like that simply by compiling a list of people who play the guitar you've pissed off so many people.

Yeah, it's expert trolling for sure.

The first Vini Reilly Invasion record smokes

classic he1go interjection