My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

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Haha wow that's really someting

badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

something

badg, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 10:45 (fourteen years ago)

Anjulie - Behind the Music
http://www.youtube.com/v/U3_TSG4AkOE&fs=1&hl=en

can i just

aw forget it

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:34 (fourteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ok i just watched that clip from The Voice

good god

after LDR the other day it's just like...... on what grounds does this show have to "coach" anyone in ANYTHING

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 11:42 (fourteen years ago)

that is a beautiful trainwreck.

Thoughts? You must have loads. (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:49 (fourteen years ago)

I could watch that guy from The Script sliding along the floor miming to Tom Jones singing the "Touch me" bit all day. The look on his face is pricless, like he's clearly living out all his Bono fantasies right there on that stage.

Theres something so perfect about the way Tom Jones just suddenly appears clearly making up his own tune, then suddenly he just starts shouting really loudly, almost in a panic.

Kitchen Person, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)

is 3 second rule about how if you work in a kitchen and you drop some food on the floor you can still serve it to a customer as long as you pick it up quick?

l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

essentially

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:10 (fourteen years ago)

wowowow

kid steel (cajunsunday), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

omg that Voice clip

why is will.i.am there, he is not known for his "voice"

also lol @ Tom Jones being 5 million years old and still kicking everyone else's ass

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

the shame of TO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrGtUMm1f3M&feature=youtu.be

Simon H., Thursday, 3 May 2012 15:15 (fourteen years ago)

i listened to approximately 1.87 new mickey avalon songs just now

maura, Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:44 (fourteen years ago)

sorry about that

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 15:51 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OV3jkPoaWXs fucking shit

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Friday, 25 May 2012 05:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIDwgpBh0Aw

and, thank you summer jams thread:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkxolne0U5U

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 2 June 2012 00:51 (fourteen years ago)

would not have expected andy milonakis to impact pop in 2012

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 June 2012 20:46 (fourteen years ago)

NEATO massive knockers

Smothered, Covered and Chunked!!! (a hoy hoy), Monday, 4 June 2012 07:13 (fourteen years ago)

I generally measure the badness of these songs by how far into it I get before closing the window in disgust. NEATO was :51 in, but that's only cause the first 30 seconds of the video don't contain any music.

the mating calls of sarcastic sharks (jer.fairall), Friday, 8 June 2012 02:19 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lwUPyJQ3-c

oh god no

r|t|c, Sunday, 29 July 2012 13:27 (thirteen years ago)

Lisa Gail Allred is back! Was tempted to start a thread just for her, and if she does a third video I just might (there are more songs on the net so be prepared). But the talent that brought you "The 3 Second Rule" has returned with "Coffee Or Tea":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1sN1pEcPSA

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 21:58 (thirteen years ago)

this fucking song

keeping things contextual (DJP), Friday, 3 August 2012 22:15 (thirteen years ago)

This video too! So wonderfully North Texas.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 3 August 2012 22:18 (thirteen years ago)

omg

Spottie_Ottie_Dope, Friday, 3 August 2012 23:03 (thirteen years ago)

The hell?

Elrond Hubbard (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 4 August 2012 00:59 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-v-UUk5wQ

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS-v-UUk5wQ&feature=player_embedded

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 11 August 2012 17:19 (thirteen years ago)

.................wow

teledyldonix, Saturday, 11 August 2012 19:01 (thirteen years ago)

Is it too early to miss the "classic Pomplamoose"?

Noam Karavany 1 week ago 38

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:10 (thirteen years ago)

It is spectacular how everything in that youtube is so bad.

a hoy hoy, Saturday, 11 August 2012 20:11 (thirteen years ago)

Is this the fruit of their promise to make ”EDM”

Jandek at the Disco (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 11 August 2012 23:25 (thirteen years ago)

wow that is so very unredeemably bad

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 01:06 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aS85AvLl9Ik

billstevejim, Friday, 17 August 2012 07:42 (thirteen years ago)

I'm betting you love creep mode

Lee626, Friday, 17 August 2012 09:08 (thirteen years ago)

yeah, that song is fucking horrible.

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 17 August 2012 18:02 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Al0GXbCm8

goole, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)

And here I thought, "Oh this can't be worse than the time they ruined Music Sounds Better With You".

I was proven wrong.

MarkoP, Monday, 20 August 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)

Can't believe it took this long for the Blur hook to be swiped for a crap pop song, actually.

to welcome jer.fairall, pie is served. (jer.fairall), Wednesday, 22 August 2012 16:25 (thirteen years ago)

all songs from maroon 5's latest album belong here.

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Thursday, 23 August 2012 23:33 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYUkl8UzZgI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFmcOrLAWP0

I'm not too clear on when these were recorded (they may be leaked tracks from an album she recorded with Johnny Jewel of the Chromatics a few years ago), but holy god this person is awful.

crütis what we aim for (unregistered), Monday, 3 September 2012 13:54 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQErekXV9Qc

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:15 (thirteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDNjrMOE1vE

Johnny Fever, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:14 (thirteen years ago)

I never expected to hear a mall rock Die Antwoord. Impressively horrid.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 14 September 2012 14:19 (thirteen years ago)

Look for it to appear on Christgau's top tracks of 2012 list.

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:20 (thirteen years ago)

I'm kind of torn on this one. Pretty sure it's more terrible than it is anything positive, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lKHZK1NZ4

Jericko - We Party Hard

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 19 September 2012 16:17 (thirteen years ago)

MJ not so much remixed as dug up, bent over his gravestone and sloppily sodomized by Pitbull and Afrojack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eiq9xbSiWgY

this is the dream of avril and chad (jer.fairall), Thursday, 27 September 2012 02:08 (thirteen years ago)

oh this made me so sad when i heard it. SPEAKING OF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fci4WYQN2P8

'hey i have an idea, let's rework this pop song so that it's much longer and the vocal harmonies, which are KEY TO MAKING IT GREAT, are excised. the kids'll understand. at least it's for gum!'

maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:11 (thirteen years ago)

at least when i went to the show that served as this song's premiere duran duran did 'notorious' and 'wild boys'

maura, Thursday, 27 September 2012 03:12 (thirteen years ago)

lol, that is pretty bad

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:52 (thirteen years ago)

what the hell

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:57 (thirteen years ago)

holy shit, what did they do to the verse of "Hungry Like The Wolf"

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 27 September 2012 17:58 (thirteen years ago)


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