And if thou gaze long into a dick, the dick will also gaze into thee
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 21:59 (twelve years ago) link
wait dicks have eyes...?
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
xp How about one that doesn't shift blame to the reader for not getting the intended "sarcasm" and one that includes the bit about how Ric Delgado's submissions will no longer be welcome by any outlet of the New Times corp?
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, April 25, 2012 5:58 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark
yeah, i responded w/ this (in so many words) so we'll see if he gets back to me
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:00 (twelve years ago) link
RicDelgadoRocks
― sleepingbag, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:05 (twelve years ago) link
I've affixed googly eyes to mine.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link
it bears repeating
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:22 (twelve years ago) link
this is terrible, no doubt, but i have to admit my second thought was "these are the shitbags now taking beer money out pf my pocket."
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:23 (twelve years ago) link
Where are Delgado's friends in all this? Why are they letting him watch so many Tosh.0 reruns?
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Wednesday, 25 April 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think he has friends, unless you count realdolls.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link
So he's supposedly daring people to write in and get him fired...
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 April 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
Anyway, this link you should all happily click on:
http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/countygrind/2012/04/why_rick_delgado_pleasantly_plump_listicle_was_not_okay.php
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 April 2012 15:29 (twelve years ago) link
HUGELY INFLUENTIAL ONLINE VIA HIS TWITTER FEED
― cosi fan whitford (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:23 (twelve years ago) link
Trying to parse this:
Ric Delgado @RicDelgadoRocksGood piece by @ariellec: Another View: Why Ric Delgado's "Pleasantly Plump" Listicle Yesterday Was Not Okay
tess_rae @tess_rae@RicDelgadoRocks @ariellec not really clear on how you can say this is a good piece while continuing to defend all you wrote.
Ric Delgado @RicDelgadoRocks@tess_rae @ariellec is a great writer who made clear and well written points.
― ], Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
I didn't know H@rvey was the author of that tumblr!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:28 (twelve years ago) link
In another response, he told a woman she "must be single" for calling him out.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:31 (twelve years ago) link
that really seems like a trick that loses a lot without the visual component
microphone placement is key
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:39 (twelve years ago) link
Ric Delgado @RicDelgadoRocks Reply Retweet Favorite · OpenI appreciate you thinking there was a first time. RT @heycalliejoy: @RicDelgadoRocks, also, good luck getting laid ever again.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:46 (twelve years ago) link
okay that is the first funny thing I've seen dude write
― I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:47 (twelve years ago) link
he should have to spend the rest of his life w that article stapled to his clothes.
"maybe you've heard of me? i wrote that thing about adele's kankles. i'm kind of a big deal."
― THE KITTEN TYPE (contenderizer), Thursday, 26 April 2012 16:58 (twelve years ago) link
now that they've caught the rogue blogger, I'm sure the New Times will never post another offensive, inane listicle again
― da croupier, Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:25 (twelve years ago) link
that piece is good and all the points are OTM and i understand why a woman would want to write it but i guess i find slightly regrettable that neither the male writer of the piece nor the male editor of the paper decided to write that piece -- it sorta reinforces the lasting message of "hey, we're sorry that we offended you, but WE don't think we did anything wrong"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:28 (twelve years ago) link
also how the hell was this published by a female section editor smh
She probably thought it was going to generate a lot of hits so she didn't care about the content being offensive.
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:42 (twelve years ago) link
isn't spike tv's director a woman or something
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:50 (twelve years ago) link
maybe the job was a prize she won at the "guys' choice awards"
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:53 (twelve years ago) link
"hit count" is the answer
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 17:55 (twelve years ago) link
Ric Delgado @RicDelgadoRocks Reply Retweet Favorite · Open@ariellec if comedians concerned themselves with the people that got offended then there'd be no Lenny Bruce, Richard Pryor, Louie CK, etc.
― am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, i'm pretty much over the sexism thing and more pissed that he sees himself as following in the footsteps of louis ck and richard pryor
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
move over, dennis perrin, we got ourselves a new comedy outlaw
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:12 (twelve years ago) link
All of those comedians concerned themselves meticulously with the people they were offending, tho
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:15 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, Ric here misses the absolute essence of what made those guys who they are.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link
it blows my mind this guy is over 30
― da croupier, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:46 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, i'd've pegged his iq somewhere in the low teens
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 26 April 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link
@LennyBruceRocks
― am0n, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:22 (twelve years ago) link
― ✧✧✧✧✧✧@are.forever (some dude), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:31 (twelve years ago) link
It blows my mind that he thinks a publisher would accept a novel he wrote.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:44 (twelve years ago) link
The sense of superiority coming from the rock crit circle jerk that forms when something like this happens is almost as repellent as the original article. I can understand a few tweets, a few comments. But whole blogs getting set up seems a bit much.
― Position Position, Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:52 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, a bunch of jerks feeling superior because they didn't write "Plump Female Musicians I Would Bone"
― seapunk run. run punk run! (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:53 (twelve years ago) link
yeah dudes i for one am really sick of all the shrill protest that occurs when something misogynistic surfaces in american culture
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
x-post, you must be single.
― like a musical album. made by a band. (fucking in the streets), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:54 (twelve years ago) link
there's still time to be included in Delgado's followup: "Sympathy Trolls I Would Bone."
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 20:57 (twelve years ago) link
Ric DelgadoYesterday via TwitterI'm going to hell for this one: 8 Pleasantly Plump Female Musicians We'd Like to Get Down with http://t.co/a1O4jIWp via @NewTimesBroward@RicDelgadoRocks on Twitt · via Twitter
Cary Garcia I knew you would have Beth Ditto on there! Love her!Yesterday at 9:46am via mobile · Like
― JIM THOMETHEUS (zachlyon), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:04 (twelve years ago) link
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 26, 2012 4:44 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Saw someone reading Tucker Max's book at the airport. Wanted to spill hot coffee on his shit face
― suidavyvan eht nioj (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
it's just a book, man
― jesus christ (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:19 (twelve years ago) link
if we can't hate shit books and shit bloggers what else can we hate?
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:23 (twelve years ago) link
ourselves
― pandemic, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:26 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP8Pe8tp2TQ
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
position position really trying to make some major moves -- i see you
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link
he'll be a regular in about 3 months
― dharunravir (k3vin k.), Thursday, 26 April 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link