GOON POLL: Riff Raff vs. TKO Capone

I ordered dry water

<3

reminds me of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWN8OohlU_I

BIPOLAR PAINT, SEATS LOOK LIKE TIGER PAWS
EATIN LOBSTER, SHARK, SCREENS ON WATCHIN JAWS
RAP GAME JULIO FRANCO, CHUCK NORRIS, TEXAS RANGER
ICE ON MY FANGAZ LOOK LIKE I SLAPBOXED A PENGUIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL1raKw-GW0&feature=youtu.be

riff very throwed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNI_0Bewr5I&feature=youtu.be&hd=1

LOCKIN DOWN THE GAME LIKE A MOZART
FUCK A 9 TO 5, I SHOW START

Sometimes riff raff's lyrics scan like kool keith lyrics when I see them printed

Pulled up at the opera
Rockin dockers

and something about the knickerbockers

riff raffs new look is a lill too lmfao imho

riff raffs new look existence is a lill too lmfao imho

i can't get over this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAMXQkv3ruE

YES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkxolne0U5U

yeah that's pretty awesome

riff raff's first verse is nuts

http://i.imgur.com/0Clgz.jpg

This is good times.

WAKA FLOCKA SEAGULLS!!

ha whiney made that pun on ilx like three years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=zeUOhCAy1gU

totally missed that

I was going to go to bed but have instead played this 4 times...and counting. Aaargh!!

candy cheeto steamboat

YEAH NEATO i BEAT UP THE BLOCK LiKE STEVEN SEGAL
PULL OFF ON A PELEGRiNO, DRiViNG BACKWARDS THROUGH RENO
CORNY SiDE OF DORiTOS, GO HEAD SHOOT THE FRiTO
i PULL UP AT THE CASiNO, CANDY CHEETOS STEAMBOAT
DESERT EAGLE, FLASH THE BUiCK REGAL
i PULL UP ON YOU PEOPLE, BUTTER CREAM BEETLE

to live in riff raff's mind for a day

http://i.imgur.com/0Clgz.jpg

― ♆ (gr8080), Friday, May 18, 2012 5:23 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark

wow 3 dudes who all came to fame as MTV personalities on their road to becoming funny white internet rappers. does jesse camp rap yet?

this is ABSOLUTELY my bailiwick

It's just a blur to me. I think there was a "dick short like danny de vito" and "she dropped to her knees and did the tim tebow" in there somewhere.

al you can do better self-parody than that

xxxp

that was a genuine amazed observation! the first part anyway, the second part was just trolling.

haha ok

the "looked out on my back porch" zing on riff raff haunts my thoughts btw

lol

if i try really hard to be better at self-parody will you post my youtubes and worship me ironically?

sure

i'd have to see the youtubes first, but possibly, yes.

i worship al shipley, the actor ironically

also i understand that riff raff's whole thing is soaked in irony but my appreciation for him is mostly genuine.

haha this is not the thread for it but i probably SHOULD share with ilx the youtube link for the student film horror movie i once starred in for a college friend

"next year i'm in the movies, quentin tarantino"

we can only hope

can't see youtube at work but maybe i will put it on 77 this weekend (xpost)

tarantino would totally cast riff raff, too

iirc there was a thread where latebloomer posted his old homemade horror movie youtubes

http://www.laweekly.com/2012-05-24/music/riff_raff_sodmg_mtv_diplo_mad_decent/

one thing i do like about Riff Raff is that he stole Whitefolkz's career

it's riff raff day on the internet i guess

http://gawker.com/5912835/riff-raffs-got-a-record-deal-making-sense-of-the-most-viral-human-being-in-music

piece is good tho

every day is 'lonely blogger thinkin baout the societal ramifications of white rappers' day on the internet

I asked Riff Raff in an email interview if he'd ever had problems with the law and he replied, "Yeah, I do actually have a problem with them because every time they come around they want to give u ticket to pay them ... But then one time I tried to pull a police man over and ask him for money and he wouldn't give it to me .. Why?"

Also I would v much like it if one day Riff Raff did in fact own a diamond-encrusted school bus.

Although he gained notoriety from his appearance on the show, briefly changed his rap name from Riff Raff to MTV Riff Raff after it aired, and got the MTV logo tattooed on his neck, Riff Raff does not like to talk about From G's to Gents anymore: "They were going to have my name be Hector on the show and they weren't gonna let me wear my chain," he told me in an email last week. "I would like to never allow magazines to ask me about it at all, because that is to me what Rihanna is to Chris Brown. Nothing good came from it."