Guns n Roses: Critical Rehab

shall we do a close read on the lyrics to see which song is the victor?

― Philip Nunez, Thursday, April 19, 2012 1:25 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^the only reliable metric for comparing the quality of two pieces of music IMO

might be coincidence, but it's striking that both songs start out in the second person, and end with the same word on the A part of the ABAB. My World, though, clearly packs more ideas in the first few lines, so on information density alone, it's already ahead.

it's also a putrid techno hip hop pastiche whereas "Estranged" is one of the band's most musically ambitious rock operas

lol sorry that came out pretty hongro

Yeah, I agree with some dude. Love "Estranged," skip "My World." The coda of "Estranged" is one of my favorite bits on those albums.

my world is like "what if the announcer from a monster truck rally commercial did a rap record with trent reznor?"

c'mon, my world isn't THAT good.

Do rock guys make poor attempts at rap anymore? Would love to see recent examples of this.

my world is like "what if the announcer from a monster truck rally commercial did a rap record with trent reznor?"

umm wtf that would only be the best album ever

"Your cat-scan shows disfiguration
I wanna laugh myself to death
With a misfired synapse
with a bent configuration
I'll hold the line while you gasp for breath"

ok so i'm not as familiar with medical technology as someone has howard hughes-ish as axl is, but is that how CAT scans work? also, isn't it neurons that fire across a synapse? "misfired synapse" sounds like bullshit. and how can it have a "bent configuration"? "I'll hold the line while you gasp for breath" Axl's talking with Stephanie Seymour on the phone WHILE she's getting a CAT scan?

Still, bullshit content is more interesting than the contentless mush of:

So nobody ever told you baby
How it was gonna be
What'll happen to you baby?
Guess we'll have to wait and see

god please stop, this is so tedious

my world is pretty much over at this point. it's estranged that goes on forever.

"respected bullying expert and Guns N' Roses guitarist Dj Ashba"

http://gawker.com/5903486/internets-sleaziest-pornographer-calls-it-quits-im-done-with-looking-at-little-kids-naked-all-day

lol

jesus fuck

i'd never ever heard of that site. yay me.

what are his qualifications, I wonder

He wears dumb stuff that makes me want to punch him?

he looks like Mick Mars, except, um... younger

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Mick_Mars_2012.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Ki9Ep.jpg?1

Mick Mars looks a lot like one of my aunts now, yikes.

Alice Cooper IS Chrissie Hynde

A lot of these midwestern ladies that love eyeliner and chainsmoking end up with that look.

huh mick mars is 60, so says wiki

Mick Mars IS Mum-Ra.

DJ Ashba's website is really weird, he has this whole Sims-like social networking thing where people pick avatars that march around. 99% of the people on there are really hot goth chicks so I guess it's a huge success for him.

lol

DJ Ashba looks like a hot goth chick. But not hot.

Live I was totally distracted by his overwhelming weirdness:

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv6nomgarc1qjlzkt.jpg

that man made some good decisions re: ink

i like the ravens

are those tattoos under pinky nails?

ewww

Did anyone else catch that Axl Rose apparently served three days of jury duty a month or two ago?

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/images/story/axl-rose-serves-jury-duty-20120113/1000x306/main.jpg

Welcome to the Jury

Can you walk into a courtroom with your shirt unbuttoned like that?

only in the jungle

docket queen

history hides the lies of our civil court

one angry man

lol @ "docket queen"

http://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/317961_414370725269687_156211814418914_86615048_1518663677_n.jpg

are those axl's daughters

I HATE HIS GINGER FACIAL HAIR AGGGGH MAKE IT STOP

Axl was good but they should getta guy named Yodel to sing for GNR

ROCKERS Guns’n’Roses have requested the front row of their Scots gig is filled by stunning models.

The legendary band, fronted by Axl Rose, contacted a model agency to demand 20 of their prettiest girls for their gig at Glasgow’s SECC on Friday.

Sources claim the Sweet Child of Mine and Paradise City rockers are keen to have eye-candy in the front row during their gig.

The band’s promoter invited 20 models, from All Talent – The Sonia Scott Agency, to join them backstage after the concert.

The band will then party into the night with the girls.

A source said: “The band’s promoter contacted Sonia and asked if she could provide the band with models for the gig.

“He asked Sonia for 20 of her prettiest models to stand in the front row and wow the band while they’re performing.

“The girls have then been invited to join Axl and the boys backstage for drinks and they’ve even asked Sonia if she can arrange a party for the band.”

Our source revealed the band have a soft spot for Scottish girls.

"the band"

what an embarrassment for All Talent – The Sonia Scott Agency, to have this private business transaction splashed into the press

The band will then party into the night with the girls.