Electronic Artist You'd Most Like To Put In Your... Y'Know

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/426944_286044408127328_100001653139632_742562_567629341_n.jpg

Also I haven't really posted men because my taste in men is sort of particular. Asides some that have already been posted upthread here are another ones I find attractive:

diplo
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/74376704/Diplo.png

john roberts
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/59004903/John+Roberts+John_Roberts_1.jpg

dan snaith
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/13120217/Manitoba.jpg

apparat
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/7915/Apparat.jpg

And I remembered yet another electronicsche lady that I find quite cute:
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/69133234/Colleen+PNG.png

Im sort of a skinny person so I guess I also like my counterparts to be skinny, scruffy looking :S

I dig roberts and apparat too, Moka.

was going to post on this thread yesterday but was too tired to join in a conversation I feel has been had on this board a million times before. anyway, all I wanted to do was tell MB that I voted for Ben Curtis (and also that SVIIB are pretty much the most impossibly attractive band working today).

Happy belated birthday, booms. And to you too, NickB!

And hello, (non) Blondes.
http://www.salarazzmatazz.com/imagenes/artistas/blondes.jpg

and oh man, I loved Tiga back in the day (speaking of dudes who don't mind being perceived as sexy)

http://www.residentadvisor.net/images/features/2010/feat-tiga-with-mic.jpg

(and also that SVIIB are pretty much the most impossibly attractive band working today)

ha yeah, i was wondering why, given the og choices, none of the str8 boys had mentioned the deheza sisters!

i think this has mostly been a good conversation too, apart from the posters who came in specifically to be hostile. these are vexed but interesting issues.

pretty much all the girls in my rave crew lust over apparat massively, also pantha du prince - i don't quite see it myself but i like faces to be vertical rather than horizontal.

braiden is v v v hott imo, and even has the pointy nose beloved of WCC. y'all can GIS though, not gonna post photo as he is a friend and it would feel a bit weird.

haha for years i assumed tiga was gay and even now i'm like "SURELY he can't be str8"

i really hate that i find diplo attractive from certain angles

i really hate that i find diplo attractive pretty much all the time

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/30889989.jpg

I try not to shame anyone's perving objects here, but Diplo? Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh! It's not even what he looks like (even though I don't find him attractive) it's just that he comes across like such an unpleasant person. Do not want anywhere near my orifices.

Dan Snaith is wearing my shirt. That kinda disturbs me. But I guess he shops at Liberty, too. I think Ed also has that shirt for the same reason.

Also, LOL Tiga. I think everyone has the same reaction when they find out he's straight, like "WHUT?!?!?"

Apparat, like sometimes I think he looks really beautiful, and sometimes he just looks strange looking. Which usually I'm into, but... well, his music is really really pretty so I'll do a +1 on Apparat. Pantha Du Prince is just stupidly attractive. I don't think I could even imagine having sex with him, though, he's just *too* pretty. I would want to put him on the table in my sitting room and just look at him, I couldn't imagine touching him, like, he is so pretty he would probably break my hand if I tried.

And Lex, I don't mean to diss your friends, but although I googled Braiden and he does have a cute nose, um, I don't know how to break it to you, but your friend is kind of... a dog?

http://b.vimeocdn.com/ps/753/753929_300.jpg

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Sorry, couldn't resist, that came up first in GIS. I did find the dude, he's attractive, has a good nose, but his hair is not doing it for me.

And who is the desert-dude, Fantasy?

xposts is that Tiesto?

re: Apparat I think it's the odd symmetry of his face, similar reason I like looking at Jonny Greenwood too.

yeah aside from his personality, diplo's too much of a jock for me, which is a quality I sometimes like in actual jocks like tennis players and footballers but not so much in musicians where I like pretty much the opposite of that ie skinny, tall, kinda asexual/androgynous... and this whole thing is kinda funny now because i just remembered diplo saying in an interview a long time ago that irl Tiga was apparently even more of a jock than he was.

tiesto vertegenwoordigt de commerciele kant van het trancegenre. trance is eigenlijk al de meest commercieel klinkende kant van dance. daarbij ook de platst klinkende. alhoewel ik niets tegen trance heb, doet de muziek van Tiesto mij helemaal niets. het is me te plat, te gemakkelijk, te inhoudsloos, te spanningsloos. in tegenstelling tot vakbroeders als Ferry Corsten of Armin van Buuren speelt tiesto altijd op save, zoekt hij nooit het experiment of kruisbestuift hij zijn muziek nooit met andere gernes. de laatste single van Ferry Corsten, het fenomenale Punk, heeft alles wat Tiesto niet heeft. wat mij betreft dus: Tiesto: not!
― theo (theo), Sunday, November 24, 2002 8:36 AM (9 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

LOL I had no idea at all, what Tiesto looked like!

My Dutch isn't good enough to translate, but I agree with the last two words, at least.

lol

(I'm actually really laughing a lot and rather enjoying the way this thread is swerving between gender theory and bouts of complete objectification. Like, we're not even discussing these men as men, we're discussing them as paintings, or works of art.)

I just wanted to post tiesto

sometime's a man's gotta post tiesto

hahahah, Tiesto as palate cleanser to make all the really attractive men look more attractive by comparison.

We all have embarrassments. I don't see anything in Tiesto or Diplo but (deep shame here) from some angles, Guetta looks, um, kinda cute, if I don't realise who I'm looking at. ::dies of shame::

Apparat is another one that it depends what his hair is doing, because the photo above, he looks too much like Jonny Greenwood and I just don't get Jonny. Great musician, do not want in my orifices. But then, when he grows his hair out and lets his beard get all scruffy, then it's like, yes, hello!

http://static3.unlike.net/system/photos/0072/0269/APPARAT.jpg?1323696885

I mean, if you forget for a moment about the terrible music, and you forget that it's David Guetta I mean, just for a second there... almost...

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/_VkmKM1A0EyA/TYSIas9L8GI/AAAAAAAADcs/MPDFAL-mugk/david_gu_45.jpg

GOD THAT IS SO SHAMEFUL. HIS MUSIC IS SO TERRIBLE.

But that particular haircut, just looks better on Yasutaka Nakata.

http://www.wotakunow.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/capsule11iyci1.jpg

Who is also a musical genius, so I don't feel ashamed of fancying.

http://blondesearch.ru/img/57/571/Perfume_Yasutaka_Nakata_with_English_subs_.jpg

He is just so fucking pretty it's not even funny. But I bet he is even shorter than Thom Yorke. Sigh.

http://aoaoblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/lunice.jpeg

(also known as the dancing guy from the "212" video)

He is ~pretty~ but I could just be a sucker for a French Inhale.

Diplo? Ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh! It's not even what he looks like (even though I don't find him attractive) it's just that he comes across like such an unpleasant person.

yup i'm guessing that's why rev and i hate that we find him attractive ever :(

i knew tiesto was all buff and muscled but for some reason i thought he was blond - a friend of mine flew out to ibiza to interview him a couple of years ago and apparently he was an incorrigible flirt (but not in a remotely good or subtle way)

nguzunguzu! they are both beautiful people

http://www.electronicbeats.net/sites/default/files/imagecache/detail_image_500/img/n1.jpg

Jimmy Edgar, y/n

http://83.142.229.90/~harderbl/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/jimmy-edgar.jpg

http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/jimmy.edgar_.live_.08.24.2010.jpg

hey smoking dancing 212 dude

Lex your boys are all so *clean* looking! We have such different tastes.

Jimmy Edgar looks wise is an enthusiastic yes, but what's his music like? I distrust men that beautiful.

He looks a bit like Kristian Capitol K who is fit but he so so knows it. :-P

He does "click-hop"/instrumental hip-hop/""BASS"-music" nice textures but sort of fatiguing on the ears after 10 minutes or so.
He needs to slow down on the facial piercings before he gets into Dennis Rodman territory, though.

Well Jimmy Edgar has a song called 'I Wanna be Your STD'.

It's pretty dope actually. (ignore the fanmade video).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW0BOHHd9ig

I too think diplo might be sort of unpleasant in person but secretly I wish I had his life.

Well, he used to work as a teacher in Philadelphia and he created a non profit organization in Australia so he can't really be that bad, can he?

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4259434375_89f5d35fe3_o.jpg

Ryuichi Sakamoto

http://thebigupmagazine.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rephlektorlist_skmtartistphoto2_1.jpg

have serious lust for Tujiko Noriko but won't post a pic because i don't feel comfortable with the fixing of picture posting, like 1 jpeg wd be like "this is why i like you" but it wd be a lie cos still pictures depersonize people

thread's missing jb

http://culturepop.me/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Fader-Cover-James-Blake.jpg

Yeah, see, this is why I'm suspicious of boys that look like ~that~ - because they end up having songs called nasty things like "I Wanna Be Your STD." And though the music is not objectionable - and though a song called "I Wanna Be Your STD" could be ~amazing~ in the hands of someone like Beck - it just comes off icky, and it's turned my yes to a no. Because I'm shallow like that.

But then again, this whole thread is all about teh shallowness and depersonising ppl so that's OK.

Ryuichi Sakamoto, OMG yes.

James Blake, get tae fuck.

And now I've seen this, all other thoughts have gone out of my mind.

http://i.imgur.com/FvV1h.gif

talking bout gingers

http://www.rennat.pri.ee/dnbartistid/images/Photek%20aka%20Rupert%20Parkes.jpg

my kinda guy

http://de-bug.de/musik/files/2010/12/mg_5235a.jpg

i wasn't really objecting to objectification last night btw, just drunk and in an odd place

Surprised at the absence of Sasu Ripatti.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/42256.jpg

And though mentioned, Pantha also deserves a picture.

http://www.bestival.net/media/pantha_du_prince_2_1291160418.jpg

Portable

http://uzurirecordings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/portable_250.jpeg

Midnight Mike

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/334301/Midnight+Mike.jpg

oh hello there midnight mike!

Wolfgang Voight

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luqu5mmRbP1qhzfrb.jpg

Is picking the least electronic member of Harmonia cheating?
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/9354/harmoniamainlarge125726.jpg

xp Voigt is p. striking, isn't he? And Jörg Burger was cuet in the 90s (may still be, I dunno) so I was trying to find a pic of them together but they all looked great in thumbnail and then had some kind of unnerving dark alley quality at full size. Here is one with added fish:
http://rcrdlbl.com/files/rblog_images/BurgerVoigt%281%29.jpg

Sadly Midnight Mike's long-haired pictures have drowned out his short-haired ones.

I question the shift from this:

http://www.gardenofearthlydelights.com/mm.jpg

to this:

http://dalstonsuperstore.com/wp-content/themes/dalstonsupertheme/timthumb.php?src=http://dalstonsuperstore.com/wp-content/files_mf/mickeymoonlightatdalstonsuperstore.jpg&w=300&h=365&&zc=1

Tellingly the first image is found at gardenofearthlydelights.com while the second is at daltonsuperstore.com