i mean she's totally beautiful too obv.
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
I'm trying to find a recent picture of Aphex Twin that doesn't have Penderecki in it because Penderecki is a major ladyboner killer. :-(
I don't like that second lady, she doesn't have any Rolands, this will not do.
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:27 (twelve years ago) link
is that nina kraviz, jim? i was wondering how long it'd be before she appeared here.
i'll put in a vote for ben klock. he always gets comments like "too mainstream-looking" or "too conventionally good-looking" or "looks like he works out" as if those are bad things
http://www.boingpoumtchak.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ben-klock-berghain-04.jpeg
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
that is an xpost
but that BoC pic looks like it could be any of a number of ilx dudes who post on wdyll
― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:28 (twelve years ago) link
that is nina kraviz yeah. ben klock is a good-looking dude, i don't understand "too conventionally good looking" as a criticism.
― zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:29 (twelve years ago) link
it's actually kinda funny how klock and dettmann are these sculpted cheek-boney aryan ubermenschen, so appropriate for berghain
― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
I don't like "conventionally good looking" dudes, they're just too square-jawed and even, I like the dudes who are kinda o_0 and ginger and weird looking and actually have interesting faces.
Also, it's the little dark one that is the hott one in BoC.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:31 (twelve years ago) link
ben klock's cheekbones look like they've been chiselled out of actual marble. that's exactly what i like.
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:33 (twelve years ago) link
The one on the left. He's the hott one in BoC:
http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Boards-Of-Canada-27-02-12.jpg
It's that beard/pointy Celtic nose combination. Slays me.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
i could go for some of those guys too.
xp that's not a pointy nose.
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:34 (twelve years ago) link
I'm so sorry about the Penderecki, but MAAAAANNNN, you want cheekbones chiselled out of actual Cornish granite?
http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/5423/0122krzysztofpenderecki.jpg
^^^^LOOK AT THAT MAN. JUST LOOK AT HIM. SO FUCKEN HOTT I CAN'T STAND IT.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
http://factmag-images.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Nicolas-jaar-3.22.20121.jpg
― owenf, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:37 (twelve years ago) link
can't say i see the appeal of those BoC guys, even correcting for preference
http://www.clr.net/images/large/33.jpg
^^ but dettmann i might switch teams for
click here to check out marcel's nipple
― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
nicolar jaar can keep those glasses on!
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:38 (twelve years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KkGYtWH4p0M/TH_kIdntN0I/AAAAAAAAASk/saANbt9BCrs/s1600/todd_terje_456_001.jpg
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:39 (twelve years ago) link
Jaar would totally be cute if he let his hair grow out a little. I can't stand that closed cropped thing.
Dettmann is a lot closer to what I like, but he's still a bit too chiselled and symmetrical and not strange looking enough.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link
Wow, when did Todd Terje loose the terrible facial hair? He's good looking under all that!
I mean, he's no Lindstrom, but he's got more of a Beck-ish puckness.
you know what this thread needs is more xosar
http://www.junodownload.com/plus/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/JPP30_art.jpg
― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
yes to dettmann
DEFINITELY yes to jaar who is actually way way way hotter irl
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:41 (twelve years ago) link
THREAD NEEDS MORE LINDSTROM
http://rcrdlbl.com/files/rblog_images/lindstrom.jpg
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:42 (twelve years ago) link
that's an old pic of todd terje, i think.
i'd switch then switch back for peter kruder.
http://www.timeoutsingapore.com/contentFiles/image/2010/december/clubbing/02-clubbing-kruder-482x298.jpg
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
I mean, look at that nose. Look at that hair. Look at that sculptured Viking perfection. Pillage my shores any time, baby.
http://new.assets.thequietus.com/images/articles/8032/Lindstrom_550_1329759049_crop_550x550.jpg
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:43 (twelve years ago) link
HOW CAN ANY HUMAN BEING HAVE A JAWLINE LIKE THIS?!?!?!?
http://www.magneticmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Lindstrom.jpg
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link
Getting a bit kinky, mayhap, but:
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/28085651/Klaus+Schulze+Klaus.jpg
― emil.y, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:46 (twelve years ago) link
Kinky is good if Klaus Schulze is involved...
Gutted that Thommy has lost his adorable little belly
http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7213/6917640944_6a22fa1ab1_b.jpg
^^^^and now appears so light that he is actually levitating and floating away.
Needs to be force-fed hummus or some other fattening vegan food until the belly returns.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:48 (twelve years ago) link
not for me, really, but possibly for kate.
ben frost.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MgfBNd2e4us/SnXsHYNjWfI/AAAAAAAADy8/-ppyx5gq42A/s400/ben+frost2.jpg
or danilo plessow
http://www.dj-kicks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/MCDE_small.jpg
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:49 (twelve years ago) link
YESSSS, jed, either of those would do.
But Ben Frost is too implausibly good looking for his music to be any good, though.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:51 (twelve years ago) link
Guys who make music I tend to like tend to look more like this:
http://www.daysarenumbers.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Irmin_Schmidt.jpg
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
it isn't. xpost
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:52 (twelve years ago) link
Am I thinking of another Frost that makes limp indie?
(I'm so shallow but even I can't find it in me to fancy him Irmin Schmidt, despite the Synthi)
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
want someone to post Hawtin for real
― owenf, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:53 (twelve years ago) link
His hair could have its own thread.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:54 (twelve years ago) link
is harvey hot? He def has a jawline that you notice
http://redbullmusicacademyradio.com/uploads/show_pics/dj_harvey_456_001.jpg
― owenf, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:55 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry, I'm still stuck on Richie Hawtin's hair.
http://www.djmix.com/wp-content/gallery/richiehawtin/RichieHawtin-01.jpg
^^^^Benjamin Curtis was clearly taking notes.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
http://redbullmusicacademyradio.com/uploads/show_pics/au_revoir_simone_456_001.jpg
they just play keyboards, but close enough
― kelpolaris, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:57 (twelve years ago) link
nah i guess ben frost is good, it's just nothing i have much interest in any more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qheTGTNxRVs&feature=related
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
Richie Hawtin was born in ~Banbury~?!!?!?!?
I always thought he was Canadian. Man, they sure grow those boys cute in Banbury.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
Banbury Ontario.
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
No, Banbury, Oxfordshire. He moved when he was nine. Just like me. Sigh.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:01 (twelve years ago) link
o_O
― jed_, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
(Gave up on the Ben Frost track you posted and went back to Rosin Murphy after like two minutes.)
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
tom jenkinson, hello.
http://walrusmusicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/retro/1296blog_squarepusher.jpg
― jumpskins, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link
NZ trance DJs, might actually be horse-faced in real life, can't tell
http://www.maxumi.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/maya.jpg
― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:36 (twelve years ago) link
What is it about the name Thomas and absolutely TERRIBLE hair?
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link
(His baby brother Andy is cuter anyway.)
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:52 (twelve years ago) link
i found my pic in this u+k blog post
Girls and DJs are possibly our two favourite kinds of people. So you can imagine how excited we get when the two combine – here we feature some of the sexiest, most talented and upcoming female DJs in the world. Breastacular!
― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:54 (twelve years ago) link
I'm not even going to click on that link. It's still my birthday for 5 minutes and I refuse to be enraged.
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
although they are undeniably "fit"
http://www.dancemusicblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/MayaVanya-450x324.jpg
there is definitely a sort of realdoll i mean "uncanny valley" effect
― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:57 (twelve years ago) link
oh mean i knew they were a little creepy but now i see evidence in the lower left that they're actually disguised reptilians
― the late great, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 22:58 (twelve years ago) link
((also Jenkinsons, not Yorkes, in case that wasn't clear - Ceephax Acid Crew is hott. Andy Yorke is somehow taller, more chiselled, more symmetrical and has less terrible hair than his brother and oddly somehow not as sexy))
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Tuesday, 10 April 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link
A Fantastic Voyage.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:13 (twelve years ago) link
in search of roughly cylindrical electronic artists between 6 and 12 inches in length
― BEMORE SUPER FABBY (contenderizer), Monday, 16 April 2012 21:16 (twelve years ago) link
When Thom Yorke sings "I will shrink myself into your pocket" what on earth else could he mean?
Public schoolboys are ~dirty~
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Monday, 16 April 2012 21:45 (twelve years ago) link
I think Carl Craig is a fine looking dude too but he really does love the turtle neck and shitty leather jacket
― owenf, Monday, 16 April 2012 22:03 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
Armand Van Helden sort of looks like he came out of a boy band but I can definitely acknowledge some peeps would be attracted to him.
The body might be boy band, but it's that facial blend of (per Wikipedia) Dutch-Indonesian father/French-Lebanese mother that does it for me.
That, and sexy videos like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGRQGm4-A4k
― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 05:59 (twelve years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
My black labrador Dogsby, would have probably got more votes than Pete Kember.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 00:50 (twelve years ago) link
Well. Dear Aphex Twin.
Welcome to my vagina, I suppose.
Again.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 07:20 (twelve years ago) link
i'm so glad benjamin curtis didn't lose to thom yorke!
― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 07:27 (twelve years ago) link
And yet, some former lust object... turns up out of the blue and says...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 08:46 (twelve years ago) link
8 former lust objects, and I don't think my vagina would fit them all, thank you very much.
― Popcorn Supergay Receiver (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 08:58 (twelve years ago) link
Fair enough.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 18 April 2012 09:24 (twelve years ago) link
Great thread.
― Roz, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:20 (eleven years ago) link
Also, Lindstrom and Todd Terje popped up on my news feed today.
http://distilleryimage0.instagram.com/f2edbc48e17311e19c6622000a1e89ba_7.jpg
― Roz, Wednesday, 8 August 2012 17:21 (eleven years ago) link
Wow, there is just something so crocodilian about Lindstrom's smile.
I must really just be into dudes with slightly scary smiles because I mean, really...
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480406_10151085069155489_822618422_n.jpg
Just when I think I am so completely ~over~ dudes and they are utterly uninteresting in every way, this thread pops up again to remind me.
― Fake Ve-EEEE-gan Cheese (White Chocolate Cheesecake), Wednesday, 8 August 2012 19:58 (eleven years ago) link
In a similar way to Lex getting annoyed that no one had ~told him~ about the Daphni Remix of Emeralds until years later, WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THAT THIS WAS A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED IN THIS WORLD?
http://soundcloud.com/smalltownsupersound/lindstrom-lovesick-four-tet-remix
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Thursday, 18 October 2012 09:34 (eleven years ago) link
I just did!
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 09:46 (eleven years ago) link
Two years after it happened!
I have about a billion remixes of that song! Why did I never have that one?
Or did I find about it and my brain just chose to ignore it because the immense ladyboner power of the idea of Lindstrom and Four Tet making beautiful wibble together melted my memory creation circuits?
― White Chocolate Cheesecake, Thursday, 18 October 2012 09:48 (eleven years ago) link
I did say I thought it was probbaly stupid to point it out to you; can't believe you didn't know it!
― comedy is unnatural and abhorrent (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 18 October 2012 10:09 (eleven years ago) link
the exotic xosar
http://www.residentadvisor.net/feature.aspx?1761
― the late great, Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:39 (eleven years ago) link
― the late great, Tuesday, April 10, 2012 10:41 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Prophetic and perpetually OTM.
― formerly EDB (ed.b), Saturday, 16 February 2013 02:55 (eleven years ago) link
While trying to restore all the bookmarks I lost overnight, I re-found this thread. Kinda sad (RIP), kinda LOL.
Aphex Twin is back and hotter than ever.
Benjamin is obviously no longer with us but I've got a super-crush on the guitarist from his brother's current band. (But I don't think he can be included as an "electronic artist" until he records an album full of SAWs. I'm not holding my breath.)
Thom Yorke finally shed all of his hottness by starting a shitty, shitty band with dude from RHCP and growing a Santa Claus beard *shudders*.
Who are the hottest dudes working in Electronic Music today. Enquiring Minds want to know.
― Shugazi (Branwell with an N), Saturday, 13 September 2014 12:03 (nine years ago) link