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the chateau walmart

― some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:41 (fourteen years ago)

alley-oop dad joke

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 02:43 (fourteen years ago)

i was literally just putting words together from the 2 previous posts, not even wordplay, let alone a joke

― some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:50 (fourteen years ago)

With your bitch slap rappin'
And your cocaine tongue
You get nothin' done
I bet you could be mine

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/popcrush.com/files/2012/04/axllana.jpg

― buzza, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:08 (fourteen years ago)

i was literally just putting words together from the 2 previous posts, not even wordplay, let alone a joke

― some dude, Sunday, April 8, 2012 4:50 PM (21 minutes ago)

i meant it as a compliment, "marmont" sounds enough like "walmart" to be considered wordplay imo

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 03:12 (fourteen years ago)

yeah i guess. i'm just wary of "dad joke" being thrown around liberally.

― some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:14 (fourteen years ago)

will be very careful how i use the term "dad joke" from now on

― ♆ (gr8080), Monday, 9 April 2012 03:17 (fourteen years ago)

cool thanks

― some dude, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:18 (fourteen years ago)

Axl and Lana somehow makes sense on some level imo

― Chris S, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:19 (fourteen years ago)

axl rose is an anagram for oral sex

w. axl rose is an anagram for oral swex

― ┗|∵|┓ (sic), Monday, 9 April 2012 05:07 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.ireport.cz/images/ireport/clanky/Lana_del_Ray/lana%20manson.jpg

― Shitschnitzel (admrl), Monday, 9 April 2012 05:10 (fourteen years ago)

lana needs another hit

lol

― billstevejim, Monday, 9 April 2012 05:21 (fourteen years ago)

Besides, I ain't got nothing better to do, and I'm bored.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 April 2012 12:47 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_o5-rsTtA1Ow/R6JK1EHRROI/AAAAAAAAACQ/Fb-4HnZoVdw/s320/GenuineMustacheRides.jpg

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 April 2012 12:49 (fourteen years ago)

yer led anal

^ why she changed ray to rey

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 9 April 2012 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

Welcome to the jungle
We got video gaaaaaaames
We got everything you want
Honey you're born to die

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:40 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe she can actually pick up some dance moves.

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 9 April 2012 17:45 (fourteen years ago)

the king's fleece...

― L'ennui, cette maladie de tous les (Michael White), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:01 (fourteen years ago)

your bitch slap rappin'
your cocaine tongue
playin' video games

― the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)

immigrants and faggots
get out of my way
I'm playin' video games

― the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:32 (fourteen years ago)

She's got eyes of the bluest skies
as if they thought of rain
I'd hate to look into those eyes
and see my video games

― Frank Youngenstein (Phil D.), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― ghostface protocollah (some dude), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:40 (fourteen years ago)

someday one of these will be funny. it's a mathematical certainty.

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

^ dick

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 9 April 2012 18:43 (fourteen years ago)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

― the hairy office thing (Eazy), Monday, 9 April 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

I lol'd at the 1nce in a million one

― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 9 April 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

someday one of these will be funny
it's a mathematical certainty
video gaaaames

― lex pretend, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

in other news i really find myself listening to lana del rey when i'm hungover a lot

― lex pretend, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:11 (fourteen years ago)

¯\_(^o^)_/¯

― markers, Monday, 9 April 2012 23:12 (fourteen years ago)

_/¯(ˇoˇ)¯\_

― preternatural concepts concerning variances in sound and texture (contenderizer), Monday, 9 April 2012 23:19 (fourteen years ago)

so the logical conclusion to this whole thing was Lana Del Ray dating Axl Rose, right?

http://dlisted.com/files/axllanadelrey.jpg

― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 03:59 (fourteen years ago)

Beaten to death in the previous posts.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:02 (fourteen years ago)

oops

― Mississippi Butt Hurt (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:09 (fourteen years ago)

IDK how these pics are supposed to suggest some kind of simmering sexual tension. They remind me of the pic of Calum standing behind those two horror guys.

― does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:51 (fourteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v323/kenjuggle/kencal.jpg?t=1201788365

minus ken c

― does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 04:52 (fourteen years ago)

wait is calum axl or ldr

― diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 15:30 (fourteen years ago)

axl

― does Red Stripe work like poppers? (Abbbottt), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:03 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.nypost.com/rw/nypost/2012/04/11/pagesix/web_photos/SPL380051_029084927--300x450.jpg

http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/lana_del_rey_wears_guns_roses_tank_lQVP6ReUmlEpWd5Ks0iyVN

― eyes of dora maar (get bent), Thursday, 12 April 2012 00:15 (fourteen years ago)

axl/manson:lana :: tom cruise:katie holmes

― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 12 April 2012 01:23 (fourteen years ago)

Okay hold on

http://eatthis.inmusic.ca/2012/04/boy-george-covers-lana-del-rey-listen-announces-covers-album.html

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:28 (fourteen years ago)

Yeah, I can imagine it suiting him..

― Mark G, Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:31 (fourteen years ago)

ugh that really cements my feeling that the song is just horrible

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 15:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01g4f67

just dreadful

it's like she feels this weird need to sabotage herself, she can't possibly think her croak/shriek is agl??

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Monday, 23 April 2012 10:23 (fourteen years ago)

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1ixxpS1eK1qkax1ko1_500.jpg

huh

― supreme sundae (reddening), Tuesday, 24 April 2012 09:45 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il7bRyv1heA

i actually quite like this gender-flipped cover (james dean becomes vanity!), though lol @ "sweater" being deemed too unmasculine

― liberté, égalité, beyoncé (lex pretend), Friday, 27 April 2012 18:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://soundcloud.com/bnlx/bnlx-video-games

BNLX (new band from Ed Ackerson of Polara) covered "Video Games"

― l0u1s j0rdan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 27 April 2012 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

the only thing remarkable about this video games song to me is the production. everything else seems like camp of an unimaginable order.

― Poliopolice, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:22 (fourteen years ago)

"camp of an unimaginable order" --> "unremarkable" = ?

― goole, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

Uh-oh. You caught me making a statement with seemingly faulty internal logic. By "remarkable," I really meant "good."

― Poliopolice, Friday, 27 April 2012 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moQ9yV6fIKY

clevor

― poxen, Saturday, 28 April 2012 15:47 (fourteen years ago)

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