there was an episode of 'celebrity apprentice' a few weeks back where the teams had to sell some car, and when aubrey got on she told this story about how her mom and sister were badly injured in a car crash and if they had been driving the buick whatever whatever with its airbag system and safety ratings, they would've been fine. she started crying, then they cut to an off camera interview where she revealed that the whole story was fake and that she was there to win.
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:28 (fourteen years ago)
lol j0rdan nobly taking the "watches the worst tv imaginable" torch right outta my hands
― some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:29 (fourteen years ago)
ha
― if you feeling frogbs, leap (The Reverend), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:31 (fourteen years ago)
lol since i don't have cable i usually find myself flipping around the major networks on some nights and multiple times i've stopped on some random cbs or abc show and after three minutes been like "smh this must be what it's like to be al shipley"
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:38 (fourteen years ago)
you bastard
― some dude, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:42 (fourteen years ago)
minus having an adorable baby
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:47 (fourteen years ago)
still think this is aubrey's finest moment
http://www4.images.coolspotters.com/photos/37416/aubrey-oday-and-heart-on-my-sleeve-gallery.jpg
― lex pretend, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:48 (fourteen years ago)
the last danity kane album was really good btw
dawn gave them their name fwiw, after a fictional anime character of her own invention
Aubrey's finest moment is looking like a political hobo?
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:49 (fourteen years ago)
what else would you pick! that image is hilarious
― lex pretend, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:50 (fourteen years ago)
the DOG with the GLITTER BONNET and dyed pink ears
what else would you pick!
this is a pretty convincing argument
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
you just imagine the obama campaign staffers (this was from early 2008 iirc) suddenly seeing these pictures and being like "noooooooo"
― lex pretend, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:51 (fourteen years ago)
is that dog actually alive?
― Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
yup. it accompanied her to a number of events around this time.
― lex pretend, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:56 (fourteen years ago)
probably came close to dying of embarrassment
― Number None, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:58 (fourteen years ago)
tis a crying shame dawn's major in marine biology doesn't influence her music to the same degree her comic book nerdery does
― r|t|c, Thursday, 29 March 2012 18:59 (fourteen years ago)
All my people gettin' down on the floor-ahStingin' beats like we're Medusozoa
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:18 (fourteen years ago)
i knew everyone was trying to think of something there but i still expected better
― r|t|c, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:32 (fourteen years ago)
best i could do was a tilapia heart fwiw
― r|t|c, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:33 (fourteen years ago)
whats the name of this album everyone is raving over? I am having serious problems with my Internet literacy or something...
― dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:54 (fourteen years ago)
armor on
― sisilafami, Thursday, 29 March 2012 19:59 (fourteen years ago)
cool thx
― dies irate (loves laboured breathing), Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:08 (fourteen years ago)
hurry up, we're dreaming
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 29 March 2012 20:24 (fourteen years ago)
― lex pretend, Thursday, March 29, 2012 2:48 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark
<3
really wanna know what anime shows dawn watches
― dayo, Thursday, 29 March 2012 23:07 (fourteen years ago)
Just as ridiculous as the idea that this is an EP is that the 3+ min songs at the beginning and the end constitute an intro and an outro.
― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 07:56 (fourteen years ago)
first incidence of this sort of thing i recall is e.badu calling the 12-track, 45-min worldwide underground an "EP" in 2003
― lex pretend, Friday, 30 March 2012 08:26 (fourteen years ago)
I'm guessing there's some bullshit record company reason for it.
I don't think Bombs is a disappointment at all but it's certainly more, I dunno, route one banger than the rest of it. It's a big jolt though and feels totally necessary in the flow of the album (and the album flows really really well).
I think Faith fits well in as well - the thing with the whole record is how patient most of it is, a bit like a DJ mix, and by that point it's like "ah go on, you can have a peak-time banger".
― Homosexual Satan Wasp (Matt DC), Friday, 30 March 2012 08:53 (fourteen years ago)
DJ mix comment is otm - which is, of course, another interesting hybrid aspect to the dance/R'n'B genre play going on with the record.
― MikoMcha, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:01 (fourteen years ago)
I also like how she's grouped like songs together so there's a real "take you on a journey" aspect.
It is pretty remarkable that Dawn/Dupri 'get' house and what it can do so well (thinking esp. of "Change" and "Heaven")... As well as any house producer could have managed I think.
Rather than just whacking on a kickdrum, they've really thought about how to use house's little percussive flairs to enhance the songs in the same way that (obvious e.g.) Timbaland might have done with a stuttering triplet.
― Tim F, Friday, 30 March 2012 09:23 (fourteen years ago)
The irony being that Timbo doesn't get that.
― if you feeling frogbs, leap (The Reverend), Friday, 30 March 2012 11:35 (fourteen years ago)
I actually thought of 'Beats 4 Da Streets (Intro)' listening to 'Intro (Call to Hearts)'. Always wanted to hear more stuff done in the style of that Aaliyah opener, 90's r&b in full-dance mode, lover's jungle, etc.
― MikoMcha, Friday, 30 March 2012 11:53 (fourteen years ago)
i feel like other music is obsolete now
― TALiB KWELi SODMG (The Reverend), Monday, 2 April 2012 23:26 (fourteen years ago)
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Did you ever hear Janet Jackson's "Empty"?
That's the closest thing I can come up with as a precedent for Intro/Black Lipstick.
― Tim F, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:45 (fourteen years ago)
"empty" is the best song
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 April 2012 23:59 (fourteen years ago)
otm
― TALiB KWELi SODMG (The Reverend), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:00 (fourteen years ago)
Amazingly, nearly 15 years old.
― Tim F, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 00:15 (fourteen years ago)
Armor On is afaict self-released so i think it being an EP is less a 'bullshit record company' thing than just wanting to prolong the anticipation for a proper DEBUT ALBUM with mixtapes and other minor releases, because everyone always thinks their first album is going to sell a bazillion copies like 50 Cent and doesn't want to drop an album until they think it can do that
― some dude, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 01:12 (fourteen years ago)
the tone of the piano in SFMU remix just kills me
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:04 (fourteen years ago)
it's a song sung from the rubble
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 02:05 (fourteen years ago)
Cool, Empty is great! I never listened to that record besides the singles.
― MikoMcha, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 10:15 (fourteen years ago)
That album is amazing, breh
― TALiB KWELi SODMG (The Reverend), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:56 (fourteen years ago)
^^^
― Tim F, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 12:59 (fourteen years ago)
So many oversights. Downloading it now, especially after that track.
― MikoMcha, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)
Velvet Rope might be my favourite Janet LP and 'Empty' might be her best track. You know, depending on the day of the week and more likely if it's winter.
― Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:40 (fourteen years ago)
man, this mixtape
― goole, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)
"vibrate" is nuts
― pop the s1ock (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, February 22, 2011 1:13 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
one year! shit
wish so much she would release a mastered version of that mixtape
― dayo, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 22:50 (fourteen years ago)
every time I see the title "SMFU", I feel like it should stand for *shaking my fucking uterus* or something
― TALiB KWELi SODMG (The Reverend), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)