I remember my mom asking what that song was about when I was like 14 and me having to explain it to her lol
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:07 (fourteen years ago)
the "myth" being that all fingerprints are different etc
ive seen them all and maaaaan
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
He paid out without question over El Condor Pasa once it was pointed out it wasn't a trad arr job
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:08 (fourteen years ago)
I'm not knocking this approach at all fwiw
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
thanks Lamp! a victory of sorts
― Euler, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:11 (fourteen years ago)
thanks for the backstory guys. Interesting!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
at least in the case of "parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme" the main credit goes to "traditional". and he didn't fight the claims that daniel robles wrote "el condor pasa".
xp
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:12 (fourteen years ago)
could the winner in any other artist poll be a track made 30 years into their career?
This wasn't rhetorical btw, I've been thinking hard and genuinely can't think of one. Okay Tom & Jerry is a slightly artificial extension, but even so who comes close? Possibly Madonna, but that seems a fluke compared to what Simon was putting out in that era.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)
Tom Waits?
― any major prude will tell you (WmC), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:18 (fourteen years ago)
George Clinton
― the sir edmund hillary of sitting through pauly shore films (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)
Even guys who went on forever like James Brown ran out of gas before they reached the equivalent era.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
important worst song from the paul simon poll results
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:23 (fourteen years ago)
Alfred, wasn't it you on the voting thread who kept reminding us to check out "Obvious Child"? And it wound up missing your ballot! Maybe I'm misremembering who kept mentioning it.
Which is a comment on the richness of this guy's catalog.
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:29 (fourteen years ago)
nice save
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:31 (fourteen years ago)
I missed that 41-60 when it went up - I'm surprised The Coast isn't on there. Not that I'm a fan particularly, but I thought everyone else was.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:36 (fourteen years ago)
#56 - BLEEKER STREET#45 - EL CONDOR PASA (IF I COULD)
vindication!
― Fozzy Osbourne (contenderizer), Friday, 23 March 2012 21:46 (fourteen years ago)
41-60 is my favorite part of the results on this one! These are all faves (votes in bold):
#58 - STRANDED IN A LIMOUSINE #57 - ALL AROUND THE WORLD (THE MYTH OF FINGERPRINTS)#56 - BLEEKER STREET#55 - PAPA HOBO#54 - PARANOIA BLUES#53 - FATHER AND DAUGHTER#52 - ST. JUDY'S COMET#50 - ARMISTICE DAY#49 - THINK TOO MUCH (B)#46 - THINK TOO MUCH (A)#43 - RUN THAT BODY DOWN
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 23 March 2012 21:54 (fourteen years ago)
my ballot:
1) Peace Like a River2) The Cool, Cool River3) Duncan4) Hearts and Bones5) The Obvious Child6) Think Too Much (b)7) Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes8) The Only Living Boy in New York-S&G9) Born at the Right Time10) Papa Hobo11) Take Me to the Mardi Gras12) My Little Town13) That was your Mother14) Train in the Distance15) I am a Rock (solo version, if it matters)16) Stranded in a Limousine17) Something So Right18) The Afterlife19) Rewrite20) Have a Good Time
thank u, Lamp!!!
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:41 (fourteen years ago)
Alfred, you voted for "That was your mother," too! come sit by me!!
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:50 (fourteen years ago)
hmmm based on the rest of yr ballot i would take you for a think too much (a) voter
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:55 (fourteen years ago)
also i quoted it a lot itt! it was excruciating to cut it but i don't know, somehow "the smartest people in the world have gathered in los angeles to analyze our love affair and finally unscramble us" kills me.
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:56 (fourteen years ago)
also my ballot is a bunch of nonsense, particularly the ranking which was almost arbitrary; i just knew i didn't have to vote for some songs. i think i might have cut out "only living boy" out of spite if i had known about the s&g avalanche because i am petty.
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)
sad i couldn't vote for "crazy love vol. whatever" and "tenderness" off of rhymin' simon and and and
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:59 (fourteen years ago)
this poll if nothing else has revealed 'different ways of thinking abt paul simons career'
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 March 2012 22:59 (fourteen years ago)
50 ways to think abt paul simons career
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)
<3 fat charlie the archangel
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)
or at least like 3
yeah it hurt me to leave fat charlie out, hes been through so much already
also it has taught us a lot about museums
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:01 (fourteen years ago)
he doesn't claim to be happy about this
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:01 (fourteen years ago)
its true that we have learned abt museums in this thread
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:02 (fourteen years ago)
"america" seems like a pretty good song, huh? is there a simon solo version lol but i'm serious though.
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:02 (fourteen years ago)
ha
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:03 (fourteen years ago)
My poll. Kinda wish I hadn't voted for Hazy Shade of Winter in retrospect. I listened to it again after I voted for it and I felt like it wasn't so great, Bangles totally do a better job with that rhythym section than those two hippies
Late in the Evening - 40The Only Living Boy in New York - 36Slip Slidin' Away - 33The Obvious Child - 30St Judy's Comet - 28Bridge Over Troubled Water - 2650 Ways To Leave Your Lover - 25Graceland - 24Duncan - 23Homeward Bound - 22Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard - 21Diamonds on the Soles of Her Shoes - 20America - 19Cecilia - 18The Boxer - 17I Am A Rock - 16Kodachrome - 15Sounds of Silence - 14Rene & Georgette Magritte With Their Dog After The War - 13Hazy Shade of Winter - 12
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:04 (fourteen years ago)
poll? My ballot.
i also like that weird song "night game" on still crazy that's like 2 minutes long where the pitcher dies and simon basically whispers the whole thing but i thought it might be trolly to vote for it.
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:04 (fourteen years ago)
i like your ballot, VG! sad i couldn't vote "st. judy's comet"
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:05 (fourteen years ago)
I hadn't heard it before the nomination thread, and listened to it 10 times in one day...couldn't get it out of my head. Felt very much like the Paul Simon I was already in love with.
Duncan too!
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:06 (fourteen years ago)
I just opened a pretty good pinot too!
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:06 (fourteen years ago)
Here's my ballot.
1. The Obvious ChildThe Boy in the BubbleBridge Over Troubled WaterGracelandMrs. RobinsonMother and Child ReunionAmericaI Am A RockSounds of SilenceSlip Slidin’ AwayThe BoxerAmerican TuneHomeward BoundCeciliaDuncanLove Is Eternal Sacred LightYou Can Call Me AlThe Only Living Boy in New YorkArmistice DayDiamonds On The Soles of Her Shoes
― kornrulez6969, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:26 (fourteen years ago)
I'm really disapointed "Red Rubber Ball" didn't place. Otherwise, most of my faves are here, though in a vastly different order than I'd have put them. Impressed that "Duncan" was in the top 5.
― everything else is secondary (Lee626), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:27 (fourteen years ago)
No 'The Coast', no way.
― The Jupiter 8 (Turrican), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:31 (fourteen years ago)
omg jho u voted for "allergies"
"proof" is a good one...kind of a slow burner for me. def could have voted for all of rhythm, paul simon
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:31 (fourteen years ago)
i like that there is a song abt allergies, the world needs more songs abt this topic
― lag∞n, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)
my heart is allergic to the women i love and it's changing the shape of my face
― horseshoe, Friday, 23 March 2012 23:35 (fourteen years ago)
does he do one abt lactose intolerance?
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 23 March 2012 23:35 (fourteen years ago)
1. The Boy In The Bubble2. Duncan3. Cecilia4. 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover5. Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard6. At The Zoo7. Late In The Evening8. The Boxer9. America10. Hearts And Bones11. The 59th Street Bridge Song12. I Know What I Know13. Slip Slidin' Away14. Keep The Customer Satisfied15. Armistice Day16. The Afterlife17. That Was Your Mother18. The Late, Great Johnny Ace19. Getting Ready For Christmas Day20. Paranoia Blues
― Mike Love Costume Jewelry on Etsy (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:07 (fourteen years ago)
thank you lamp you are my favourite here is my ballot
hearts and bonesthe only living boy in new york - Simon & Garfunkelborn at the right timepeace like a rivergumbootsmother and child reunionlate in the eveningthe obvious childcecilia - Simon & Garfunkelthink too much adiamonds on the soles of her shoesrun that body downthe boxer - Simon & Garfunkelspirit voicesst judy's cometamerica - Simon & Garfunkeljust a boy - Jerry Landisme and julio down by the schoolyardpapa hobothe cool, cool river
― judith, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:29 (fourteen years ago)
just heard "rewrite" on the radio of all places. you could say he's just reworking "slip slidin'" but damn these lines kill me.
I’ll eliminate the pagesWhere the father has a breakdownAnd he has to leave the familyBut he really meant no harmGonna substitute a car chaseAnd a race across the rooftopsWhen the father saves the childrenAnd he holds them in his arms
― all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Friday, March 23, 2012 6:09 PM (Yesterday)
just this so much. i only heard rewrite after i submitted my ballot but damn. my housemate pointed these particular lines out to me. they kill its true. so overstuffed with longing. so saturated with regret. so filled with ways that everything could have been so much better.
― judith, Saturday, 24 March 2012 00:33 (fourteen years ago)