My God, It's So Full of Shit, Video Gaaaaymes... Rolling Worst Songs of 2012

the macklemore thing is so bad I would rather listen to Kid Cudi

i wish, xxp

COME BACK THE STREETS, ALL IS FORGIVEN

xpost

haha i was wrong and it's somehow worse

also macklemore looks like the youngest dude that works at every muffler shop in south minneapolis

think that's the name of his new mixtape
but all the s's are $'s

http://farm2.staticflickr.com/1343/5120168036_4f63f2036f_z.jpg

"Yah, man...you definitely got some holes from rust, we're probably going to have to replace the whole thing....new you're talking $400 for the parts plus labor"

kid cudi sampler track is mind-blowingly bad, too. so dismal! snapshots from an album made while asleep. kind of want to hear the whole thing.

i'm gonna guess it's the first hip hop song to sample The Hooters?
These guys did it in 97:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7ZO8mM4Vfw

my understanding is that the alyssa reid track went to #1 in canada; the revised format has gone to #1 in the uk

― little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:18 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Alyssa Reid track never got to #1 in Canada, or at least not on the Canadian Hot 100. We just finally got a Canadian number #1 that wasn't related to some sort of event or charity a few weeks ago with Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, the first since Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend.

― MarkoP, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 12:38 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Alyssa Reid didn't go to #1 in Canada but it was the most requested/played/etc. Canadian song on Canadian radio of 2011. Not in any particular week, just like...consistently, overall, etc. it was spun more times than any other Canadian song.

it's amazing it's been played at all is what i'm saying

Macklemore the first track on this thread that I haven't been able to listen to all the way through.

Wait, is this ilx's introduction to macklemore? Search is proving me right so far.

Buahahahahaha, get ready.

he/they are horrifying

i ran into that on the xxl freshman class thread fyi, forget the exact link tho

Macklemore is a perfect example of a really sweet awesome guy making music that's so Seattle/Pacific NW centric that civic pride alone is making him a local superstar. He can sell out Safeco Field here, do very well in Portland, then so far crickets elsewhere. Again, personally I wish him the best, but I knew from the first verse I've heard from him "ilx's gonna be so allergic to Macklemore, we'll need ER"

does every city have an earnest working-class white guy rapper now?

if Sacramento has one/gets one I will make it my mission to personally eradicate him

/her

though lol Sacramento ever having this

... I don't think Macklemore is terrible overall, actually. The backing tracks are ok. I can't get past the wheezy asthmatic flow. And there's one jokey disco/party song released that's terrible. I haven't heard the above yet, though.

the above is a jokey disco/party song

is "ryan lewis" his producer/sidekick? don't see much evidence of him have a separate existence.

sad you didn't change yr display name to "mackromore", mm

I can't. I'd be killed by the Macklemafia.

I tried to warn motherfuckers about Macklemore years ago

he wasn't even a bfd in seattle yet, really. and now he's on the cover of xxl? ffs.

does every city have an earnest working-class white guy rapper now?

― goole, Monday, March 5, 2012 9:38 AM Bookmark

seattle could fill half of america's EWCWGR quota alone :/

On R.I.O. and U-Jean's "Turn This Club Around" upthread:
The most utterly generic thing I could imagine possible in 2012.

Agreed! I came across this last year from looking at the German charts, where it was massive. The fact that U-Jean was a US army guy who was in a military band and then stayed in Germany to pursue a pop career is many times more interesting than the music.

I have a unjustifiable affection for pretty much everything R.I.O does.

imagining rev running out all soylent green in a jumpsuit screaming "MACKLEMORE IS PEOPLE"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=U7pv7sO5Gng

I wish Anal Cunt were still around to do their own Santorum song.

they live on in our cunts

is that a link to the game on song? I really couldn't stand looking at the girl with the feather earrings. The kid in the KONY video was easier to deal with than her.

yup, that's the one.

i like it when they're in front of the bus that says SPECIAL in big letters

god i want someone to punch the feather earring chick in the face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HeE6NWmDE

Is this a joek?

probably someone trying 2 capture the rebs black vibe in the 2k12

two girls, one preset

i saw this earlier.. I thought it was Miley and Jamie Lynn at first, and then I was like "why aren't they autotuned" and then I realized it wasn't them.

my true cool story of the day.

I don't know the year but One Direction's songs make me want to puke and pee blood

which ironically is the same reason their fans love them

I like the caption under the video above:

"Old Bailey Productions did not create any of the audio or lyrics for this video. We produced the video as a favor."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGkOmsO-Nyw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls0vZ9WsAK4&ob=av2n

Ha! I was just now introduced to "3 Second Rule" and came directly here to post it. Jon Lewis beat me by a few days.

My God, It's So Full of Shit!

sorta limited to spotify's offerings but
http://open.spotify.com/user/maurajohnston/playlist/7LR1QkQnEPvLAIUTRxwCpr

the title is ironic, i guess

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pr7pEzgW_7Y

oh mannnnnn was that ever a chore. I don't know if it'll really be the worst song of the year, but it's certainly boring as hell. Nobody coming off good there.

oops should this be on the 2013 thread?

i can't tell if britney is trying a british accent with that. her lady sovereign getup is also quite something.

are all of them trying to parody random artists? britney's faux accent and chav getup suggest lady sovereign. will.i.am sure seems to be doing a kanye parody. meanwhile waka says "yolo" and "ice like a$ap"??? and then hit-boy rapping like 4 bars? this is so weird.

weezy, of course, has been in a constant state of self parody for the past couple years now

it's pretty likely that britney has no idea who lady sovereign is

she's probably just aping madonna and nicki's fake brit accents