Van Halen!

From the POV of a DLR-era Van Halen geek, Klosterman nails it. Why does a review have to come down to a single opinion?

yeah, OTM. esp love the summary in the 2nd to last paragraph. sure, the "to a degree" might be unnecessary, but that's such a minor quibble.

I like Tattoo more and more and more. I seem to be alone in this.

it has grown on me a little (but i still haven't heard the rest of the album)

as a piece of music, "tatto" is pretty great. the only real problem is the lyrics, and i have the same objection to "stay frosty". when dave tries to be all comical, hip and topical, he comes off like a drunk uncle at a bar-b-que. and there's nothing really wrong with that, uncles are cool and all, but it does make me cringe a little. stop saying "mousewife to momshell", dude. i know it sounds clever in your head, but it really should have stayed there.

still, though "tattoo" is arguably catchiest thing on ADKOT, the best shot at a hit, it's not what the band does best. the eight-song stretch from "she's the woman" through "the trouble with never" does a much better job of demonstrating where VH are at these days and what they're capable of. i can't believe how sharp, heavy and focused this sounds, given that it's been thirty freaking years since they last released an album i could so much as stand to be in the room with. maybe the key to this is that they've moved back more than forward. as far as this album is concerned, it's still socal in the 70s/80s. cutoffs and empty pools. you can hear both the echoes of zappa and the inspiration that would later be taken by bands like the red hot chili peppers and the minutemen. thing is, despite this fealty to their heroic past, ADKOT doesn't sound like a tired, nostalgic throwback. aside from a few drunklish outliers, these songs are fresh and full of life, familiar yet totally unique. nobody else sounds like this. van halen helped define their era, but they don't have an ossified "period" sound. they just sound like van halen.

alex and eddie haven't slipped a notch in 30 years (or well, slipped more than one), and wolfgang is a better bass player than michael ever was. listening to this album feels like being knocked around inside a pinball machine or a motorcyle engine. the interplay between guitar and drums is dizzying, almost ecstatic. my only real complaint is that the sound is a little one-dimensional. when the band are really ripping, it works just fine, but there isn't much depth or subtlety on the quieter parts, like the unicorny acoustic intros. and the bass is given way too much space to stomp around in, gets oppressive after a while. still, this is a far, far better van halen record than anyone had a right to expect. though i have nothing against his writing, i think klosterman's kind of dick for being so wishy-washy about it.

stop saying "mousewife to momshell", dude. i know it sounds clever in your head, but it really should have stayed there.

I feel like it's worth repeating: DLR seemingly ganked the "mousewife to momshell" phrase from someone else.

DLR not the best at keeping his thoughts to himself, it is true

it turns out "Tattoo" is based on one of the early tracks too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kCj0VfD22o

Wow.

Has that awesome David Lee Roth scream/sound generator vanished from the internet forever?

It's not where it used to be, but I'm hoping to find it mirrored somewhere.

http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/sb/music/dlr/2

was there ever a time when DLR didn't come off like a drunk uncle? i mean, that's just who he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKTc9VaNIiI

Part 2 of the interview series

This one's really great, because they talk about the nuts and bolts of their first WB record deal and why it takes so long to make albums now as opposed to the one-per-year they used to make.

https://vimeo.com/37045572

was there ever a time when DLR didn't come off like a drunk uncle? i mean, that's just who he is.

yeah, i know, but he used to wear it better, imo. this stuff is more "i-i-i-i-i ain't got nobody" than "ain't talkin' 'bout love". big gap there.

Saw a "=VH=" logo spray-painted on a wall in Pasadena today.

From a couple days ago...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHUG9KxCZfo

Was totally going to see them tonight, but I promised a friend I'd see Bettye LaVette. She was good, but she's not Van Halen.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05lz4eh6I1qz5dqgo1_500.jpg
Van Halen 1, Flaming Lips 0

took longer than i expected, tbh: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/van-halen-postpone-summer-tour-dates-20120517

Who would win in a fight between WVH and DLR?

Wolfgang is a strapping 21-year-old man now, not even a question really

I dunno, man. DLR has always been into martial arts. Now, if we're talking a bong-off, it'd be a toss off, but I bet DLR could toss Wolfgang across the room.

i expect DLR has a Batman-like file on each of his teammates, describing their weaknesses in detail in case he has to neutralize them.

also DLR probably would not be above revealing some dark-ass shit about Wolfie's parents, mindfucking the poor kid just long enough for an expertly placed karate chop

maybe i'm just fooled by DLR's goofy public persona but i almost kind of imagine that he doesn't even really hate the Van Halens and he just keeps getting on their bad side by being obnoxious

oh i doubt DLR would start the fight. but he would finish it.

like the seperate dressing room areas thing could totally be "we don't want to have to listen to him talk backstage, the banter during the show is enough"

xpost See also: Stewart Copeland vs. Sting.

his autobio definitely suggests DLR is always his electricifying self and the van halen brothers are miserable fellows who can't handle the glory. sammy hagar and michael anthony would at least agree with the last part.

yeah i loved Crazy In The Heat but it's been like 12 years since i read it, really should revisit it

Shake Your Rump was my own #1, and has been since pretty much the first time I heard it. I may not have fully understood Paul's Boutique when I was 15, but I understood that Shake Your Rump was otherworldly great.

took longer than i expected, tbh: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/van-halen-postpone-summer-tour-dates-20120517

Would pay to hear DLR's "Shake Your Rump"

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3430/3716761946_f89c6263a1_b.jpg

Kiss Unmasked

As cool as that photo is, my first reaction is an urge to punch Sean Penn in the face.

yeah he has been needing a punch in the face for 30 years straight

Mike D looks about 13 and like he has mumps in that picture.

Mike D in that pic is like:

http://www.sigmanubruins.org/s/585/images/editor/flounder_animal-house.jpg

Plus:

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRAxli4w552JI-xEy6Oqwirjbg68blEwUxgvJFyvadKfVp_YmEf

no doubt saying "THIS NEXT ONE...IS...THE FIRST SONG...ON OUR NEW ALBUM!"

I had REMEMBERED "Panama" as having this long instrumental bridge with lots and lots of bong and lighter foley but I guess I got that wrong?

the new album is nice when it shows up in random rotation

Why didn't anyone tell me there is an entire 1982 show up on youtube? So damn good so far.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmCfjv0gGC4

That's from the Capital Centre in Largo, MD either Oct 11 or 12, 1982.

Man, I was driving down 495 the other day and I realized that there's still a shopping center called Boulevard at the CAP CTR. R.I.P.

Can't believe that's still there! You would have thought they'd rename it after 15 years or however long it's been gone.

This show is reminding me just how amazing DLR is at pandering to the crowd. A true master.

That was pretty great. (Skipped through, but saw a lot of it)

DLR on the language of video. Along the way, you get a Bruce Springsteen imitation, a deconstruction of Picasso, and how "DLR" wouldn't exist without the Nicholas Brothers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ql_6aSOq6c