Beastie Boys: Classic or Dud?

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i like em too, but i don't love em

mark s, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I know what Gareth means, there is a... distance (?) to the Beaties trip but I'm not sure that comes from being "too clued". I reckon it might be something to do with three guys hanging out since time, getting crazy and sitting in hot-box rooms making wacky music. I mean, how much can an audience *really* relate to music that is engendered on such a plane; and more, documents and celebrates that plane.

Roger Fascist, Monday, 12 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A Jewish friend once said the Beasties have the quality of getting away with something--obnoxious/ugly/middle class/New York/Jewish guys doing stigmatized black music and going balls out. They were a great joke, and a liberating one.

I liked their schtick, LOVED their magazine, was happy to see their vids, enjoyed their pranks. I don't question their worth as an industry. I just think their achievements in irreverance on CD are pretty minor. "So Watcha Want" is their only transcendent hip hop single, and anyone who thinks Paul's Boutique is the greatest rap album of all time just isn't listening for the same things I look for in rap music, things that usually have something to do with, you know, rapping.

Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 13 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

seven months pass...
Classic. Beastie Boys are the Beatles of Now.

(btw, I don't think the Beatles were perfect so I ain't saying the Beasties are, dig?).

More people should voice their two cents on this group. They're more fun than any other ex-beerbrawlers-turned-new-age-buddhists. Allegedly MCA has an emo band. Their protest song has Zoolander quotes. They need an editor bad. They take an ungodly amount of time between albums. They're white rappers. Ad-Rock, who kicked the cutie in the patootie and needs girls to do his laundry, is dating Kathleen Hanna. They really look awkward when they play their own instruments. And when they're on, they make me happier than any other group ever.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:34 (twenty-three years ago)

They're the San Francisco of hip-hop. Paul's Boutique is classic, but they tend to ride a pretty high horse.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 00:38 (twenty-three years ago)

Isn't the title of "hello Nasty" supposed to be some kind of indie- rock in-joke? cause i don't get it!

nasty = nasty little man = public relations firm (dealing w/ beastie boys but more importantly ATP) = "hello nasty" = receptionist's phrase.

They're the San Francisco of hip-hop.

wtf? they are the west islip of hip-hop. not to mention they live in your town... just cuz they "pimp" harputs does not mean BB = SF... ew gross.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:11 (twenty-three years ago)

sorry gygax, it's the smug self-satisfaction that accompanies some truly great moments...

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

some truly great moments...

reminder: this is the beastie boys thread.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:37 (twenty-three years ago)

gygax!? I'm the EGG MAN. thwack!

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:38 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM A WEREWOLF.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"it's the smug self-satisfaction that accompanies some truly great moments"

As an SF resident, I can't tell if I'm supposed to be offended or not...

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)

be offended, be very offended...

btw when is your both show shakey mo?

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:42 (twenty-three years ago)

shit, when SHOULD you be smugly self-satisfied if not during your truly great moments?

I hope you haven't heard LL Cool J.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Tues. May 13th. Prior to that we are having a super-extravaganza space-travel show on Saturday, April 12th, at a warehouse down on 18th and Minnesota.

I'll defend the Beasties (on some levels), I just don't get where this weird regional insult is coming from, or what it has to do with anything...

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:44 (twenty-three years ago)

ANTHONY!

HI! I have heard LL COOL J! OMG! HAHA! LOL! ^_^

sounds good shakey mo, let me know the details.

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 01:48 (twenty-three years ago)

I work with a divorced woman who when asked why she left her husband always replies
"he was a BIG beastie boy fan and......." it always trails off in a sigh

girl scout heroin (iamamonkey), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:08 (twenty-three years ago)

did NO one notice THIS:

Beck's "Odelay" was a critical orgasm, but it was little more than Paul's Boutique Part 2 (and I'm guessing the upcoming Tenacious D record will be Part 3).

hahahaha. sigh.

jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:11 (twenty-three years ago)

he should have called Odelay sloppy seconds.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:13 (twenty-three years ago)

My favorite Beastie Boys track is "%33 God" which is an instrumental of "Shake Your Rump".

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Beyond classic. The best hip-hoppers of all time.

Evan (Evan), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 02:41 (twenty-three years ago)

yikes

roger adultery not to thread!

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 03:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan was right way up there, but "Girls" and "Brass Monkey" and "Fight for your Right..." are pretty great too. And "Time to Get Ill". And "No Sleep Till Brooklyn". Actually _License to Ill_ probably IS one of the greatest records ever.

Kris (aqueduct), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 03:27 (twenty-three years ago)

Fight For Your Right changed my life. Once I heard it, I realized, hey, you know what? I DO need to fight for my right to party, and I have dedicated my life to such. Unfortunately, this has resulted in no money and a lack of meaningful personal relationships. The Beasties are assholes.

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 04:42 (twenty-three years ago)

The shittiest band of all time. If I could deport one band, it'd be the Beastie Boys. It's a shame that Great White face such terrible tragedies yet the Beastie's live on unharmed.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 05:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I like all their records at least a little, but that new song is really working hard to change that

M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 07:07 (twenty-three years ago)

Not heard the new one, and have little desire too. Their second, third, and fourth albums are all fantastic, although License still leaves me cold and Nasty never really grabbed me. PB is one of my most favouritest rekkids evah.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 19 March 2003 08:37 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
Totally fucking CLASSIC, no doubt.
They have been consistently 4-5 years ahead of their time with every album they put out. LICENSE TO ILL: White brat rap that pulled it off the street and into your house (via MTV). Weren't afraid to sample the most obvious beats. PAULS BOUTIQUE: Only the best rap album ever. The 70s beats and style predated the general populus' 70s revival by 4 years. CHECK YOUR HEAD: By the time everyone else was catching onto the 70s thing, the Boys come out with something COMPLETELY different. They combine punk, funk, soundtrack stuff, classic rap, play their own instruments, etc... Constantly pushing the boundaries.

Need I go on? Well, they might have faded *slightly* after that, but the rest of the albums are still really good and do still show growth. Also, look at their instrumental stuff. Quite good and varied. Impressive resume for 3 snotty kids from Brooklyn.

Look at all the damn rap records coming out around Pauls Boutique. Listen to them. They were nowhere near the musical genius that Pauls Boutique represents. The beats were all one dimensional. And they were so far ahead of their time they still hold up today. I dont hear too many people listening to run dmc anymore and they were supposed to be the gods yet pauls boutique can still conquer and rap in todays society. C'mon, doesnt that tell you something?

trevor, Monday, 15 November 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

three months pass...
In case anybody never read this:

http://www.creemmagazine.com/BeatGoesOn/BeastieBoys/LayItDownClowns.html

chuck, Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

i have concluded that the beasties are the crosby, stills, and nash of the 90s. equal parts great music and snarky "hip capitalism."

they have had their share of classics, and their share of crap. for better or worse, their classics are front-loaded. unfortunately, we're now living in the back-end and there's less (or NO) great music to detract from the smarm.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, but what classics they are. In some ways, they may have fundamentally altered my musical life.

Deerninja B4rim4, Plus-Tech Whizz Kid (Barima), Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

Paul's Boutique really can't be touched. That's some kind of definite hip-hop milestone in terms of sampling and lyrical density. So for that, K-lassick. But yeah, law of diminishing returns definitely in effect yo. word.

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 24 February 2005 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Listening to a glorious in-flight 90s alt-rock radio station last weekend, it struck me what a classic bit of noise-metal "Sabotage" was. I like how the scratchiness of the vocals matches all the other noises. Heir to "Walk This Way"? Also classic = "Give It Away" by RHCP.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Thursday, 24 February 2005 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Re: Chuck Eddy's article:

For the generation weaned on Danny Bonaduce, awakened by Haldeman, Erlichman and Dean, and enlightened by punk and its progeny, this disillusionment casts doubt and cynicism on not only our leaders, but on the mass media that stimulate our national mood.

I thought that was a really great article, until I reached this part, which just totally went over my head. Who are these people?

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 24 February 2005 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Hello Nasty was the first hip hop album I bought (either that or Nation Of Millions) so in a way it did get me into a whole new genre which I have since explored a lot further and realised there's a hell of a lot of stuff a lot better than them. I got HN because it got a really good review in the NME so I guess I can thank them for my hip hop love. I guess they were good for something. Licenced To Ill and Paul's Boutique are their best, to agree with the majority of this thread. They're closer to classic than dud but putting them as classic ranks them with those who kick their arses.

Nick H (Nick H), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:09 (twenty-one years ago)

That must not be your generation, Snrub (or mine). Danny Bonaduce was on the Partridge Family.

Mark (MarkR), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Their jeans have holes, their Nikes lack laces (some new fad, I think), and I'm no queer but I know that these are not the prettiest men I've ever seen.

old school!!! (almost 20 years ago, natch, but yow!!!)

miccio (miccio), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

The rest of those guys (Haldeman, Erlichman and Dean) were Watergaters to on eextent or another.

dan. (dan.), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

get one book snrub

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Haldeman: Nixon's Chief of Staff
Dean: White House Counsel to Nixon
Erlichman: uh, some top advisor, not a cabinet guy.

They all went to jail.

Scott CE (Scott CE), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Licensed to Ill: a classic of its time I never need to hear again.
Paul's Bootyque: wildly over-rated sample-sale, never "got it."
Y'all can have the rest. Noble intentions, but those voices...yikes.

lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Thursday, 24 February 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Paul's Bootyque: wildly over-rated sample-sale, never "got it."

GHAGARRRAGH

Stupornaut (natepatrin), Friday, 25 February 2005 02:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I just skimmed the article but I thought it was weird they were giving props to Zep and AC/DC and then putting down "crap like" Deep Purple.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 25 February 2005 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Okay, children...
_______________________________________________________
- Let's start with Pollywog Stew, some 82 NYC hardcore
- in 83: the 12" Cookie Puss, w/Beastie Revolution
(directly followed by the singles She's On It & Rock Hard)
- debut album: License to Ill, central to the birth of Def Jam Records, produced by a young Rick Ruben, w/ some rhymes by RunDMC & guitar via Slayer. First rap album to go #1, one of the most SAMPLED RECORDS in hip-hop. Ever.
- next, Paul's Boutique (introducing: the dustbrothers) groundbreaking by all standards.
- Check Your Head, (hi Money Mark) grooves w/real range, forshadowing the rise of live rap/rock by about a decade.

I'll stop there. Sure the last few have been largely recycled material, and yeh, I've got mixed feelings about the whole "P.C. Boys" vibe. But are they Classic????? They are one of the utmost classic artists of our time, and if ya don't know, now ya know.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 26 March 2005 04:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic all the way. Not wild about the last album, but they're untouchable.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 March 2005 04:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Dud. Paul's Boutique is great, but only because the Beastie Boys stayed the hell out of the way while the Dust Brothers wrote the music. Given this fact, if you take the music away and only listen to the MC's, the utter crapitude besomes apparent.

How about an instrumental "Paul's Boutique" release? Now that I'd buy...

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2005 04:50 (twenty-one years ago)

You're a fool. But I'd buy the instrumental, too.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 26 March 2005 04:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Classic!!

Particularly for the way they divide people here. Cleverer and more innovative in retrospect than they seem at the time. Equally stupid and annoying and repetitive. I hated License to Ill as a teenager in the late 80s. (Kind of teenager I was.) The first album I got into was Ill Communication, which blew me away.

Yeah the rapping is horrible. (Except it sounds *amazing* on those Kleptones bootlegs that put Intergalactic and Body Movin over Queen's Radio Gah Gah and I Want to Break Free.)

Hello Nasty : Apart from Intergalactic some of the party tracks are kind of dull. But I love the song that sounds like Broadcast. (I'm forever putting it on mix-tapes with a kind of "guess who this is" subtext.) and some of the other non-rap tracks are more than filler.

What's the later stuff like?

phil jones (interstar), Saturday, 26 March 2005 05:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I remember a time when Grand Royal was the epitome of cool to many people I knew. The all-instrumental Beastie Boys album with the retro cover art was just the hippest thing.

I've always kind of liked them because they just sound fun. I think they also were pretty innovative in their time and seemed to be on the cusp of interesting culture just before everyone else caught up. I think I still would enjoy most of the stuff up to about Hello Nasty, but Paul's Boutique is probably the only one I'd think of putting on myself.

Lemonade Salesman (Eleventy-Twelve), Saturday, 26 March 2005 05:47 (twenty-one years ago)

"You're a fake wearin' sucker whose gold got rusted
Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard
You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted
Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted
I'm from downtown from the city of Manhattan
I got a lotta girlies and not one's cattin'
My posse's in effect and we're doin' the do
And we got more rhymes than your damn crew
Caught you poppin' that weak and you must of been dusted
Stuck you head in the toilet and stone cold flushed it -
Word."

While you were still in shortpants.

Bobby Peru (Bobby Peru), Saturday, 26 March 2005 06:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm assuming that this is supposed to convince me of the lyrical skills of said Beasties, but it isn't quite sticking. Sorry.

By the way, by 1986, I had in fact graduated to the all-important longpants. And that, my friends, has made all the difference.

(Paul Revere still does hold a certain draw, however. I wish that I had "did it with a whiffle-ball bat", i guess.)

John Justen (johnjusten), Saturday, 26 March 2005 09:50 (twenty-one years ago)

interesting track, I like the music more than his vocals

whimsical skeedaddler (Moodles), Friday, 8 May 2026 19:17 (four weeks ago)

thought the revival was connected to Jamelle Bouie's comments

boners for bombs (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 8 May 2026 21:59 (four weeks ago)

I 100% agree with Jamelle, BBs begin for me with PB and peak on CYH/IC

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Saturday, 9 May 2026 11:17 (four weeks ago)

same here, Licensed to Ill is fine but I never listen to it. honestly I think Hello Nasty is the peak but I just love the weird shit so that's just me

frogbs, Saturday, 9 May 2026 14:54 (four weeks ago)

Mike D doing May 7 and May 10 gigs in Los Ángeles and an upcoming gig in NY. Doing gigs with his kids who have a band

https://consequence.net/2026/05/beastie-boys-mike-d-la-nyc-shows/

curmudgeon, Saturday, 9 May 2026 18:44 (four weeks ago)

xp no I agree as well

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 15:49 (three weeks ago)

I’m such a huge fan of these guys and somehow I’ve never given a full listen to either five boroughs or hot sauce committee, I really have to remedy that though I’m sure people will jump in here telling me not to bother with the former.

omar little, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 15:53 (three weeks ago)

idk I prefer the former out of the two

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 15:56 (three weeks ago)

check this out instead: https://www.discogs.com/release/950379-Beastie-Boys-New-York-State-Of-Mind

mh, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 15:56 (three weeks ago)

i haven't heard Hot Sauce but i like everything through the Mix-Up. they have an eclectic disco and that's part of the fun imo

Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:04 (three weeks ago)

Five Boroughs is very much one gear, but I think it is a LOT of fun. That said, my favourite era was when they'd constantly be swinging from rap to funk to punk.

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:19 (three weeks ago)

My favs are Paul's Boutique and Hello Nasty, but I recently saw this video and it got me thinking I need an Ill Communication revisit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WvgGdivQzE

Indexed, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:25 (three weeks ago)

Hot Sauce is good. I dug it

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:28 (three weeks ago)

I had ill communication with me when I moved to a new city and I didn't know anyone, and it was one of the only albums I had, and I listened to it all the time, and memorised most of the songs. i loved it so much

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:28 (three weeks ago)

walk into the party with my fila fresh gear / people lookin at me like i was david koresh here

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:29 (three weeks ago)

I was staying with a friend in SF and they had PB and IC on CD, I dubbed edits onto a C100 and listened to it constantly as I walked around SF for a week

Serfin' USA (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:30 (three weeks ago)

Ill Communication was our goto house party cd in college, but PB was a very close second Hey Ladies, Shake Your Rump, Egg Man, Shadrach all house party dancefloor bangers

And both great hangout records too for the next day when you were hungover

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:42 (three weeks ago)

Mike D (& Tamra Davis)'s stoner/surfer sons are pulling GenZ AnCo revival:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDEqAMA6fg0

imperial frfr (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 16:50 (three weeks ago)

Mike D's playing London in June, a mate is trying to get tix!

an uncharacteristically irritated Mr. Rogers (stevie), Tuesday, 12 May 2026 17:01 (three weeks ago)


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