KREAYSHAWN - GUCCI GUCCI

kreayshawn still has one more great song than odd future

two!

look forward to deej and lex repeating the above exchange with absolutely no memory of it in 2014, 2018 and 2035

I imagine 2035 ILX being a post-nuclear ghost town with just deej and lex and 100s of sock accounts arguing

no way that some dude isn't here to provide withering meta commentary in 2035

The origin of the "Gucci Fendi Prada" lyric:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unhq7fidBd4

(At 1:45)

why yes, there is a massive feature on her in the march (2012) issue of GQ

and yes, the headline is "That Shit Kreay"

kreayshawnism

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl6qQ0Mj3YM

I don't know where else to put this so I'll just put it here. Braces!

(Honey Cocaine is Cambodian-Canadian.)

lol @ how big of a shit she comes across in that GQ article. I mean I knew she was fame-hungry and all but I thought she was, y'know, a bit more sensible and less dumb

where on earth would you get that impression

it continues to amaze me that her only single dropped NINE MONTHS AGO and hasn't charted in six months, and she still keeps getting more press coverage in bigger outlets. has anyone ever milked one minor hit more? if she doesn't release anything in 2012 she could be on the cover of Time by the end of the year.

but she's white and edgy

POOP THUG LIFE

http://m.gawker.com/5887330/kreayshawn-shits-in-front-of-reporter-shit+talks-lana-del-rey

she is dead 2 me now

Choose a side, don't prairie dog your esteem

I lol'd

everyone knows that's called "turtle head" not "prarie dog"

otm

it continues to amaze me that her only single dropped NINE MONTHS AGO and hasn't charted in six months, and she still keeps getting more press coverage in bigger outlets. has anyone ever milked one minor hit more? if she doesn't release anything in 2012 she could be on the cover of Time by the end of the year.

― TERMAINTOR 2 (some dude), Thursday, February 23, 2012 10:35 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah it's really bizarre

"manic pixie rap waif"

this is p insightful in that regard i think

has anyone ever milked one minor hit more?

Gerardo? Sysqo? Tiny Tim?

actually I think it would be pretty cool if kreay never made another record and just became a pure celebrity, like some frankenstein monster of kim kardashian, lady sovereign, and gg allin

those were top 10 hits (top 20 in Tiny Tim's case) supported by major album releases, and probably didn't get that much critical attention from the print media. i'm talking about a song people keep dedicating tons of column inches to the year after it spent a couple weeks in the lower half of the Hot 100. xpost

it's just kind of crazy to me because these days even huge stars have to keep pumping out new music from month or month or even week to week to keep people paying attention to them and then there's kreayshawn

is it bcuz of v-nasty?

fanning the 'fascinating racial dynamic' flames has definitely helped, yeah

bcuz that's the only real LOOK, SHOCK VALUE thing or whatever. otherwise it's a pretty normal pop song, unless people are still getting hit by the shockwaves of a white female rapping

i mean i totally know WHY crits can't stop chin-stroking or other kinds of stroking for months on end but i guess i'm impressed by their stamina

she's like a gangsta nancy sinatra wait

i mean i totally know WHY crits can't stop chin-stroking or other kinds of stroking for months on end but i guess i'm impressed by their stamina

― some dude, Thursday, February 23, 2012 12:56 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the weirdest thing to me is that GQ is usually pretty on the curve in terms of covering music as far as men's magazines go. if you had told me "the march 2012 issue of 'esquire' has a kreayshawn feature" i'd have been like "ha, well yeah, that definitely makes sense" but it was pretty puzzling to see it in GQ

and they pimp a lot of their big features now online before the mag hits stores... it's almost as if they were embarrassed about having to run that story or something

those were top 10 hits (top 20 in Tiny Tim's case) supported by major album releases, and probably didn't get that much critical attention from the print media.

have to draw rough equivalencies here, since top 10 hits/print media/major album releases don't mean the same thing then as they did now. I'd say Kreay is roughly equivalent to their level of fame is all - I'd wager roughly similar numbers of people are familiar with her, and for similar reasons (goofy persona + catchy tune)

xp

don't mean the same thing NOW as they did THEN

argh

i dunno didn't GQ just get around to their 'this just in: rick ross is kind of ridiculous' expose like 2 months ago? also that hilarious 'drake, wale and kid cudi: GANGSTA KILLERS' thing before that? they seem pretty square and tryhard imo.

xpost

oh c'mon kreayshawn is totally not remotely as famous as sisqo was, do you have to walk around not knowing shit in every thread shakey

she's totally pwning LDR in this game, all she has to do is take a crap and she gets press

meanwhile imagine how many performance coaching sessions LDR has been subjected to in the past 30 days, must be like some glee ludovico technique going on over in that camp

No way is she a famous as tiny tim! He got married on the johnny carson show

i know right!

she can't even get on gerardo's level yet, dude warranted a weird al parody

honestly i bet more people even today would at least know tiny tim's name over kreayshawn

actually weird al might do a good job with Gucci Gucci, maybe something about Charlie Brown like "Snoopy Snoopy" or something....

snoopy snoopy lucy lucy patty patty schroeder

omg

looool

honestly i bet more people even today would at least know tiny tim's name over kreayshawn

this would be an interesting bet

basically would break along generational lines, nobody under the age of 30 knows Tiny Tim, whereas nobody over the age of 50 knows Kreayshawn

and everyone between 30 and 50 started a band ah fuck it no

Gucci Gucci youtube views = 31 million
Tiny Tim Tonight Show wedding viewers = 24.1 million

fyi

it would be pretty impossible to seperate who knows THAT tiny tim's name from people who are familiar with 'a christmas carol' so probably best to drop that as an example