Worst Hypothetical Rapper Names

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MC Lacks Melanin

astroblaster (astroblaster), Monday, 13 June 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Jussafaz.

Ryan Pitchfork, Monday, 13 June 2005 02:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Da BM Movement
DJ Poetaster
Kool Stool
MFA Doom
Kanye West and Wings

MV, Monday, 13 June 2005 04:56 (twenty-one years ago)

by the way, Gett Hard Schroedah has a DJ who wears a dog mask: Hell-Mutt Kold.

wetmink (wetmink), Monday, 13 June 2005 05:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Myffikal (debut album Rebunking da Myff)

OleM (OleM), Monday, 13 June 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

one month passes...
Curt1s Stephens

QS, Tuesday, 2 August 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

Mc Fartcubutle
Mikey mikey motercycie
Hammer Bammer

Cameron MacPhee, Wednesday, 3 August 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

Qoolout
-- Curt1s Stephens (sevenxvii...), December 30th, 2003.

Curt1s Stephens
-- QS (east88...), August 2nd, 2005.

settle this like men, dudes. or like eminem.

4 (zebedee), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 15:08 (twenty years ago)

Mc Soft feat DJ Serve

Cliff Collins (OnoSendai), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Geriatrix Krew

Telephonething (Telephonething), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Bone Thugz (verb/direct object)
Die Versy T

Butler (Butler), Thursday, 4 August 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

Sweet Neo Con
G-Save

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

ilm pussy frat fagits

blunted nitely, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Ice Milk

declan zimmerman, Friday, 5 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

Rob Uptight. (Rob Uptight.), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:55 (twenty years ago)

Yes! This is still my favorite thread!

Kate Silver (Kate Silver), Friday, 5 August 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

MC Paul Krugman

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 5 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

MC Business ExtrAA(R) feat. Double Mylez and the Freakwunt Fliaz Crew

nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 5 August 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Snoop Doggy Shovel

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Saturday, 6 August 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Ol Dirty Can-Opener

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Saturday, 6 August 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

Tha Supply-Sidaz Crew

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 12 August 2005 12:16 (twenty years ago)

KRS Bandsaw

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 12 August 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

Lil' Ass Licka

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Friday, 12 August 2005 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Douchee B.

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Friday, 12 August 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
snoop doggy sprog
ice pube
wu-wang clan
mobb deepthroat

Johnson, Sunday, 28 August 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

DJ Wanka & Da Toss-up Crew

Rudolf (Rudolf), Sunday, 28 August 2005 13:04 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
P.DIDDY

ME, Monday, 12 September 2005 14:23 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Papoose

Corey The Great, Thursday, 29 September 2005 23:38 (twenty years ago)

Little Sandy Babblebrook
Intelligent Design
Tickles
Abstinenz
Rainbow Wishes & Muffinberry Waterfalls
Aunt Flow
Microphallica

Actually, "Aunt Flow" might be genius.

Stuck to a Seat in the New Beverly (Bent Over at the Arclight), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Might B Geenius

m0stly clean (m0stly clean), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:34 (twenty years ago)

BIG POOPS

tremendoid (tremendoid), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

Heavy Flow (fat girl trio)
Halarius (Luda knockoff)
Choppa K (Ashland/Wabansia All-Stars)
Ninja Gaiden (underground MC)

also:

Jussafaz
Pocket Protecta
A-Ha

Ryan Pitchfork (Ryan Pitchfork), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:55 (twenty years ago)

Holy shit, I can't believe that's my second posting of "Jussafaz." I must really like that one.

Ryan Pitchfork (Ryan Pitchfork), Friday, 30 September 2005 02:59 (twenty years ago)

DJ Maestro is genius! i now have my DJ name! w00t!

DJ Maestro, Monday, 10 October 2005 22:03 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
MC Glennmedeiros ft DJ Toxicoman.

Dead Honkiez - the world's first all-white Black Power rap group.

baboon2004 (baboon2004), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:55 (twenty years ago)

MC Leaky?

baboon2004 (baboon2004), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 13:57 (twenty years ago)

MC Nigel Goldchainsworth.

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

Hopelandic hip-hop sensation Nigga Ros!

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Doc Hollandaise (first album: Gunfight at the Golden Corral).

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...
MC Jackson
Slow Jog DMC
Mic Jackson
Small F***er

honkeerap, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

Giggle tha Overachiever

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

master bates

honkerap, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

master bates

honkeerap, Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

MC Master Bates

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 18:20 (twenty years ago)

Test Icicles

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Cunninlynguists

oh wait

deej.. (deej..), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 20:04 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
Ice-Cream
L'il Punk
Irv Corleone

musically (musically), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Big Fat Fuck

MC MT Nutz

Yoyoyo Yomanyo

I Said Yo

Empty Nutz, Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

T-Tao-L

William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

Felonious Monk

solarblue (solarblue), Thursday, 8 December 2005 01:45 (twenty years ago)


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