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Selena Gomez & The Scene – Love You Like A Love Song
YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE 1/10
Gang Gang Dance – Glass Jar
STARTS AWESOME ALL WOBBLY SYNTHS THEN THE BEAT BRINGS US BACK TO PLANET POP 7/10
Pistol Annies – Hell On Heels
NO TAYLOR SWIFT OR LADY ANTEBELLUM TO THRESH CORN TO THIS YEAR, AT LEAST THE ‘NIES DON’T HAVE A SHITTY NUPOP BEAT ON TOP 7/10
tUnE-yArDS – Bizness
PITTED AGAINST MICACHU, DIFFERENCE IS DISSONANCE (AND LACK OF COD-AFRICAN BLATHER) 3/10
Mogwai – Music For A Forgotten Future (The Singing Mountain)
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, THEIR GREATEST WORK, MY #4 10/10
The Joy Formidable – Whirring
NOT BAD, WOULD BE DULL BUT FOR THE FINAL ACT, SOUNDS LIKE AN ENGINEERS B-SIDE UNTIL THEN 7/10
Junior Boys – Banana Ripple
OK, ROUTINE, LONG 6/10
Big Sean ft Nicki Minaj – Dance (A$$) Remix
IT SEEMS ILM SKEWS ASS 2/10
Invisible Conga People – In A Hole
IF I SMAEKED MORE WID I MIGHT ‘VIBE’ 2 THIS, DIG THE LO-FI PRODUCTION, GETS AN EXTRA POINT FOR ECHOTASTIC OUTRO 8/10
Barbara Panther – Moonlightpeople
DECENT SYNTHESIS OF CLASSICAL POP VOX + CUTTING-EDGE HERBERTZ, I WAS DIVERTED 7/10
3BallMTY ft. El Bebeto & America Sierra – Inténtalo
UNREPENTANTLY GARISH 4/10
Tuccillo – Disco En Paradiso
ILM! ILM! ILM! ILM! ILM! ILM! ILM! ILM! *set to four-on-the-floor beat* AH FINE YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONE 8/10
John Talabot ft Glasser – Families
I’VE COME TO TERMS WITH THE FACT THAT 5/6 OF THIS LIST WILL BE TRENDY ELECTROPOP BUT CAN IT AT LEAST BE EXCITING 3/10
Diddy – Dirty Money ft Skylar Grey – Coming Home
DON’T YOU LOVE HOW CHART RAPPERS DEMONSTRATE THEIR ECLECTIC RANGE OF TASTES AND INFLUENCES BY EXPRESSING A DEEP AND ABIDING LOVE OF COLDPLAY 2/10
Steffi ft Virginia – Yours
CAN IT AT LEAST BE EXCITING 3/10
Locussolus – I Want It (Lindstrom & Prins Thomas Remix)
ENOUGH ALREADY (GETS BETTER BUT ONLY AFTER I’D HAVE TURNED IT OFF IN LESS EXHAUSTIVE CIRCUMSTANCES) 5/10
St Vincent – Surgeon
NOT UP THERE WITH ACTOR’S FINEST 7/10
DJ Quik ft Sugar Free & TYS – Nobody
CATCHY, NEAT PRODUCTION TOUCHES, SUITS HEADPHONES 7/10
Yuck – Get Away
ISN’T EVEN ILM-BAIT, LIKED THE FIRST 15 SECONDS THO 2/10
The Go! Team ft Bethany Consantino – Buy Nothing Day
EXACTLY THREE AND A HALF TIMES BETTER THAN YUCK 7/10
Battles ft Matias Aguero – Ice Cream
WASN’T FULLY INTO THIS UNTIL THAT COUNTERPOINT GUITAR LICK 8/10
Wild Flag – Romance
REDEEMED BY THE ORGAN 6/10
Gang Gang Dance – MindKilla
FLITTED BY WITHOUT LEAVING ANY SORT OF IMPRESSION, SADLY 5/10
Danny Daze ft Louisahhh! – Your Everything
SCORE ONE FOR THE LEX 8/10
Kate Bush – Snowflake
MISTY WAS MY #7, CANNOT BELIEVE I FORGOT TO VOTE FOR THE ALBUM 10/10
Beyonce – 1+1
TRIES SO HARD AND IS REWARDED BY BEING SUPERIOR CHINTZ 5/10
Konshens – Nuh Pull It Up
FOR A SONG WITH SO MANY SONIC LAYERS IT DOES LITTLE FOR ME 6/10
Confounded – Little Dog
LO-FI FIELD-RECORDING AMBIENCES NEVER HURT ANYONE 5/10
Frank Ocean – Swim Good
GULLS! NOW I GET IT! 3/10
Teengirl Fantasy – Cheaters (John Talabot Remix)
HAD TO DELETE MY ORIGINAL REVIEW, COMPLIMENT INTENDED 8/10
Katy B – Easy Please Me
I HOPE THE POOL SOUNDS ARE IN THE ACTUAL SONG TOO 5/10
Creep ft Nina Sky – You
ATTACK OF THE BREATHY VOCALS 5/10
Benoit & Sergio – Walk And Talk
INDISTINGUISHABLE 3/10
Waka Flocka Flame ft Kebo Gotti – Grove Street Party
THIS & I FUCK NOT 2/10
Nadia Oh – Taking Over The Dancefloor
WEIRDLY LUMBERING 5/10
John Maus – Hey Moon
OH THIS IS MAKING A FUCKING BIG EFFORT TO SWEET-TALK MY INNER TEN YEAR-OLD 8/10
The Rapture – How Deep Is Your Love?
I’M BEGINNING TO THINK THAT THE RAPTURE & I SHOULD HAVE PARTIED MORE OFTEN, THIS REMINDS ME IF ANYTHING OF ‘HOW TO OPERATE WITH A BLOWN MIND’ SANS MR TRAIN 9/10
Beyonce – Schoolin’ Life
PLENTY O’ SURFACE, NO HEART 4/10
Gotye ft Kimbra – Somebody That I Used To Know
CATCHY CHORUS FAILS TO OFFSET UNFORTUNATELY AUDIBLE LYRICS 3/10
2NE1 – I Am The Best
WHY AM I GRINNING 8/10
Wilco – One Sunday Morning (Song For Jane Smiley’s Boyfriend)
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL, THEIR GREATEST WORK (ESPECIALLY THE LAST 3 MINUTES), MY #5 10/10
Pitbull ft Ne-Yo, Afrojack & Nayer – Give Me Everything
FUCK OFF. FUCK OFF NOW. FUCK OFF WITH YOUR VOCAL HARMONIES AND YOUR CATCHY CHORUS 5/10
Jay-Z and Kanye West – Niggas In Paris
MY FAVOURITE TRACK OFF MBDTF IS NOW ‘HELL OF A LIFE’ BTW 5/10
Rebecca Friday – Black
IT’S FRIDAY (IT IS! IT REALLY IS! SHE HAS COPYRIGHTED 1/7 OF MY LIFE!) 11/10
Fucked Up – Queen Of Hearts
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I’M STICKING THIS ON AGAIN 9/10
Terror Danjah ft Ruby Lee Ryder – Full Attention
MORE AUTECHRE 5/10
Seany Mac – One Of Those Days (Organ Mix)
THE SWEET SUMMER SISTER OF ‘FULL ATTENTION’ 5/10
Big K.R.I.T. ft 2 Chainz, 8Ball & MJG – Money On The Floor
NOW YOU NEED A BANDNAME 2/10
Destroyer – Kaputt
AS I WRITE THERE REMAIN FOUR MINUTES 2/10
PJ Harvey – The Words That Maketh Murder
VERY INTERESTING, DOESN’T STICK THE LANDING 7/10
Robyn – Call Your Girlfriend
MY WIFE POINTED OUT ROBYN TO ME ON THE TUBE RECENTLY, I DID NOT GET IT AND I STILL DO NOT (EDIT: 2.5 MINUTES IN THIS SUDDENLY CLICKS INTO POSITION) 7/10
Katy B – Broken Record
HOWEVER GOOD THIS IS, THERE ARE TWO KATY BS AND ONE KATE BUSH SO FAR 7/10
Joe Goddard ft Valentina – Gabriel
HER WAILING IS KINDA PERSUASIVE HUH 7/10
Nyan Cat – Nyan Cat Theme
4CHAN IS A BOMB OF LOVE 8/10
Jacques Greene – Another Girl
DOES MORE THAN A LITTLE WITH VERY, VERY LITTLE 6/10
Rihanna – We Found Love
EXTRA POINT FOR THE AGYNESS DEYN BIT 3/10
Diddy – Dirty Money – Sade
EXACTLY FOUR AND A HALF TIMES BETTER THAN THE OTHER DDM SONG, DUDE’S ON A SONG WITH THESE FUCKING SONICS? 9/10
Tyler, The Creator – Yonkers
LISTENING TO THIS WITHOUT WATCHING THE VIDEO FOR THE FIRST TIME, IT IS PROBABLY WORTHY OF 7/10 IN THIS CONTEXT, WHICH IS THE CONTEXT I HAVE CHOSEN
Destroyer – The Laziest River
HAD BETTER NOT BE 20 MINUTES OF WHATEVER THAT LAST DESTROYER TRACK WAS. *20 MINUTES PASS* OK SEVERAL THINGS. 1) BRING BACK LANSING-DREIDEN FFS 2) EXACTLY FOUR TI…ETC 3) I HAVE NO INTEREST IN LISTENING TO DESTROYER AFTER TONIGHT BUT 4) THIS IS SOME GORGEOUS ACCIDENCE OF SOUND DESPITE BEING 5) MARRED WHEN THE VOX COME IN JUST AFTER THE 10-MINUTE MARK, CAN’T IT JUST HAVE CARRIED ON LIKE THAT OK 6) I THINK YOU GET THE POINT NOW 8/10
EMA – California
DOESN’T QUITE REACH THE SKITTISH HALCYON IT SEEKS 6/10
Frank Ocean – Novacane
HIT THE ROAD! EXPRESSWAY! EXPLODE! 6/10
Benoit & Sergio – What I’ve Lost
MUSIC FOR BESPOKE CLUBWEAR 5/10
Emeli Sande – Heaven
MUSIC FOR BESPOKE CLUBWEAR IN 1996 5/10
Kelly Rowland ft Little Wayne – Motivation
I CANNOT VIBE 2 ANYTHING WHEN THERE IS A WEAPONS-GRADE TERRIBLE RAP OCCURRING 3/10
JoJo – Marvin’s Room (Can’t Do Better)
I PREFERRED IT WHEN SHE SLOWED BIEBER DOWN 8X 4/10
Cass McCombs – County Line
SET LASERS TO ‘DEAFEN’ 2/10
Blawan – Getting Me Down
JUDGE JUSTICE TOONVOICE RETROHOUSE WOULD BE A PASSABLE NAME FOR A LAWGIVER 6/10
Kreayshawn – Gucci Gucci
BITCHES EVERYONE, BITCHES. BITCHES. 5/10
M83 – Midnight City
NEXT YEAR, PLZ DO ME A FAVOUR AND EXCLUDE PITCHFORK PLACEMENT FROM THE TRACKS’ WRITE-UPS 3/10
Desloc Piccalo ft Adiah – Drumz
IT’S COOL WHEN SHE SINGS INTO YR EAR HALFWAY THROUGH AND I’M REAL HAPPY FOR U ILM BUT I MUST GRACEFULLY DECLINE, I HAVE NO SOUL THOUGH AS YOU’RE AWARE 5/10
Britney Spears – Till The World Ends
AS RECOMPENSE TO JORDY S AFTER THE ABOVE ATROCITY I WILL SIMPLY QUOTE HIM WHOLESALE: idk i just think she falls into the category of pop stars who ppl pretend are much better than they are out of a desire to have BIG POP STARS... and i think a lot of it has to do w/ the cult of her celebrity going back a few years 3/10
Miguel – Sure Thing
THIS TOP 20 IS PRETTY ME-RESISTANT EVEN BY USUAL STANDARDS, YET ONWARDS I WRIGGLE 3/10
Todd Terje – Snooze 4 Love
CAN GET W/ THIS DESPITE ITS ODIOUS PERFECTION 7/10
Beyonce – Countdown
DRUMS IN THE CHORUS ARE OFF. THE. CRAY. 8/10
Nicki Minaj – Super Bass
I JUST REALISED THAT ILM IS NEVER GOING TO BE ANY OTHER WAY NOW, NOT NOW – AN EMPOWERING AND LIBERATING THOUGHT, AND THIS AIN’T SO BAD ANYHOW 6/10
Lana Del Ray – Video Games
THE HARP THAT MAKETH PROFUNDITY 8/10
Azealia Banks ft Lazy Jay – 212
IF STUPID HOE WINS TRAXPOLL ’12 THEN I AM SUGGEST BANNING EVERY SINGLE POSTER ON ILX, TWICE 8/10
― once a week is ample, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:14 (fourteen years ago)
seany mac, 3ball mty, cass mccombs and 2ne1 were the new-to-me tracks that are keepers for me. seany mac would certainly have got a vote from me if i'd heard it last year.
breakdown by nationality of lead artist (i counted nyan cat as japan and assumed "confounded" is american):
USA (22): Selena Gomez & The Scene, Gang Gang Dance (2), Pistol Annies, Tune-Yards, Big Sean, Invisible Conga People, Diddy Dirty Money (2), St Vincent, DJ Quik, Battles, Wild Flag, Danny Daze, Beyoncé (3), Confounded, Frank Ocean (2), Teengirl Fantasy, Creep, Benoit & Sergio (2), Waka Flocka Flame, John Maus, The Rapture, Wilco, Pitbull, Jay-Z & Kanye West, Rebecca Black, Big K.R.I.T., Tyler The Creator, EMA, Kelly Rowland, JoJo, Cass McCombs, Kreayshawn, Desloc Piccalo, Britney Spears, Lana Del Rey, Azealia Banks
GBR (15): Mogwai, The Joy Formidable, Locussolus, Yuck, The Go Team, Kate Bush, Katy B (2), Nadia Oh, Terror Danjah, Seany Mac, PJ Harvey, Joe Goddard, Emeli Sandé, Blawan
CAN (5): Junior Boys, Fucked Up, Destroyer (2), Jacques Greene
AUS: Gotye
BAR: Rihanna
ESP: John Talabot
FRA: M83
GER: Barbara Panther
ITA: Tuccillo
JAM: Konshens
JPN: Nyan Cat
KOR: 2NE1
MEX: 3BallMTY
NED: Steffi
NOR: Todd Terje
SWE: Robyn
TRI: Nicki Minaj
― first period don't give a fuck, second period gon get cut (lex pretend), Friday, 27 January 2012 09:32 (fourteen years ago)