Horrible 70s album titles like I've Got My Own Album To Do

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Gentle Giant - Pretentious - For the Sake of It. Never heard of this, probably a bootleg if it exists.

This definitely exists and is not a bootleg. It's a compilation but at least the title can't be blamed on the band, the liner notes say the label came up with it. Although they did apparently play gigs with a backdrop with "PRETENTIOUS" in big letters above them.

The Eyeball Of Hull (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 22 January 2012 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

greg kihn to thread, surely

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 22 January 2012 14:22 (fourteen years ago)

(i realize it's hardly in the true caravan spirit, but 1978's "next of kihn" would have been a prime offender even if he hadn't gone back to the well a dozen times)

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 22 January 2012 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

Doobie Brothers - What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits

Mr. Snrub, Sunday, 22 January 2012 16:39 (fourteen years ago)

Although they did apparently play gigs with a backdrop with "PRETENTIOUS" in big letters above them.

but that is cool

akm, Sunday, 22 January 2012 16:48 (fourteen years ago)

http://images.uulyrics.com/cover/k/kansas/album-point-of-know-return.jpg

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Sunday, 22 January 2012 16:55 (fourteen years ago)

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_qMlKL6v2DKE/TPV-wiPyfGI/AAAAAAAAA7M/8ewBGXN8Ow8/James%20Brown%20(1979)%20-%20Take%20A%20Look%20At%20Those%20Cakes.jpg

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Sunday, 22 January 2012 16:56 (fourteen years ago)

oh man, i just got "Night In The Ruts" http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Sunday, 22 January 2012 16:57 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.thewho.info/images/75RARH-PST-RD.jpg

henry s, Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://991.com/newGallery/Deep-Purple-Who-Do-We-Think-W-419996.jpg

henry s, Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:10 (fourteen years ago)

http://oblada.com/storage/RS136_June1973.jpg?__SQUARESPACE_CACHEVERSION=1252641317684

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:12 (fourteen years ago)

lol @ Ride a Rock Horse

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:13 (fourteen years ago)

ride a rock pony amirite

demolition with discretion (m coleman), Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:14 (fourteen years ago)

Ride a Rock Horse is so fucking awful. It's just... it doesn't work, dude.

emil.y, Sunday, 22 January 2012 17:58 (fourteen years ago)

What's to get about A Night In The Ruts? Am I missing a bad pun? Is it supposed to sound like "right in the nuts?" Because, even for a pun, that's a stretch. Why the hell would you want to call an album that??

And that James Brown cover is awesome.

If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Sunday, 22 January 2012 19:23 (fourteen years ago)

That Sad Cafe reminds me of this candidate:

http://img03.shop-pro.jp/PA01005/593/product/24884146.jpg?20101121173947

and then there's this collage I found when searching for that cover:

http://img4.blogs.yahoo.co.jp/ybi/1/95/0b/h18h22/folder/1034626/img_1034626_29204540_0?1302445536

Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 22 January 2012 19:37 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_N-2QLcuZbTI/SYChMNUvpLI/AAAAAAAAAQs/C9NbKYKFQY0/s400/front.jpg

Lady Writer, Male Seether (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 22 January 2012 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

What's to get about A Night In The Ruts? Am I missing a bad pun? Is it supposed to sound like "right in the nuts?" Because, even for a pun, that's a stretch. Why the hell would you want to call an album that??

aerosmith tbh http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Sunday, 22 January 2012 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.classicrockmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Hard-Nutz.jpg

scream blahula scream (govern yourself accordingly), Sunday, 22 January 2012 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

Setting bad puns aside, something really galls me about BTO's "Best of BTO (So Far)" - the title's at the top of the cover and the parenthetical's at the bottom, as if to have a nice long pause to really set up this highlarious bit of comic self-aggrandization...

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 22 January 2012 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

Daltrey ftw.

Let A Man Come In And Do The Cop Porn (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 22 January 2012 21:16 (fourteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_WWIy23PK7tM/THFxbWf4FKI/AAAAAAAAJ0w/JPDrEkzYU5g/s1600/cover.jpg

Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Sunday, 22 January 2012 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

"Hungover & Feeling Rough As Shit" more like.

insert 2012 appropriate display name here (snoball), Sunday, 22 January 2012 22:57 (fourteen years ago)

always thought "The Peanut Butter Conspiracy is Spreading" was the worst but that may be like 1968

frogs you are the dumbest asshole (frogbs), Sunday, 22 January 2012 23:29 (fourteen years ago)

Jo Jo Gunne- So...Where's the Show?
Pilot- From the Album of the Same Name
Deep Purple- Come Taste the Band
Michael Stanley Band- You Break It...You Bought It!
Sly & the Family Stone- Heard Ya Missed Me, Well I'm Back
Kevin Ayers- Yes We Have No Mananas, So Get Your Mananas Today
The Animals- Before We Were So Rudely Interrupted
Rabbit- A Croak and Grunt in the Night
Rick Derringer- If I Weren't So Romantic, I'd Shoot You
Spooky Tooth- You Broke My Heart So I Busted Your Jaw
Ramatam- In April Came the Dawning of the Red Suns
Black Oak Arkansas- If an Angel Came to See You, Would You Make Her Feel at Home?

President Keyes, Monday, 23 January 2012 00:11 (fourteen years ago)

it's from the 80's, but I always thought that You're Gettin' Even While I'm Gettin' Odd by the Wolf-less edition of The J. Geils Band was a dumb title.

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:14 (fourteen years ago)

Doobie Brothers What Were Once Vices Are Now Habits

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:19 (fourteen years ago)

Many years ago somebody was trying to think of what artist had made that record and asked me but I didn't know. His attitude was that he had stumped me but my attitude was "why should I know who recorded an album with a stupid title like that?" So thanking you for clearing that up, Elvis T.

BIG JOJO aka the road runner (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:50 (fourteen years ago)

you're welcome

also, ELP Welcome Back My Friends To The Show That Never Ends

Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Monday, 23 January 2012 01:55 (fourteen years ago)

Pretty sure these are where Blink 182 got the inspiration for a couple of their album names because they fit right in.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Monday, 23 January 2012 01:59 (fourteen years ago)

1969, but

Pete Brown & His Battered Ornaments - A Meal You Can Shake Hands with in the Dark

Andy K, Monday, 23 January 2012 02:26 (fourteen years ago)

The Animals- Before We Were So Rudely Interrupted

In a similar vein of album titles that trot out a familiar (hackneyed) phrase, try

Bloody Tourists - 10cc
Individually and Collectively - Steeleye Span
Indelibly Stamped - Supertramp

and so on...

Like Tom above I love puns MORE than the next man but... my all-time lame-pun album title (admittedly 80s) has to be Bankstatement by Tony Banks.

Daniel Giraffe, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 08:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AafG7mBnL._SS400_.jpg

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:08 (fourteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fbuYL1Y4VSc/Sij6nmlLFQI/AAAAAAAAJGA/Ytosn7NUSIU/s320/Gilgamesh.jpg

^ Gilgamesh - Another Fine Tune You've Got Me Into

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:10 (fourteen years ago)

I guess Regatta de Blanc by the Police counts here as well.

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:16 (fourteen years ago)

Robert Wyatt is probably the champion at this - Matching Mole, End of an Ear etc and *especially* Ruth Is Stranger Than Richard

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:19 (fourteen years ago)

So bad, and yet so good..

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:19 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.spillersrecords.co.uk/client_files/default/man.jpg

Man, "Do You Like It Here, Are You Settling In?"

... what did these bands think they were achieving with these titles?

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:28 (fourteen years ago)

Oh man, this one ticks every conceivable box:

http://s45.radikal.ru/i107/0903/58/41c66ddaa717.jpg

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 10:52 (fourteen years ago)

Haha, that looks like a still from Going Straight or something.

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:00 (fourteen years ago)

Norman Stanley Fletcher meets Hipgnosis

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:03 (fourteen years ago)

One title I always thought was bad, was:

"The quality of mercy is not strnen" The Mekons.

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

.. until I saw one:

http://www.fotopocket.nl/fpimages/2011/09/07/cc34ad441f3b3bbbad47e25c9f94bcd8/1543858.jpg

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:08 (fourteen years ago)

Stupid:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/34/Rockin%27_with_Curly_Leads.jpg

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:11 (fourteen years ago)

Crap:

http://storage.canalblog.com/93/83/443665/33139026.jpg

Charles Kennedy Jumped Up, He Called 'Oh No'. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:19 (fourteen years ago)

It's not the seventies. It's not an album. But:

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/b612f46ca2bd6c180fe58a2070478b5b/430896.jpg

Mark G, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_i0WHJgYLbMA/SPsCEzxlWXI/AAAAAAAACC8/O33BKWQsY94/s400/The+Status+Quo+-+1978+-+If+You+Can%27t+Stand+The+Heat.jpg

^ top quality punnage from the Quo

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 11:22 (fourteen years ago)

http://jamesmeredith.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/0001022326_350.jpg

^ Gene Vincent - I'm Back And I'm Proud

Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 12:05 (fourteen years ago)

!!! woah that's wild I've never even heard of this band

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 16:02 (two days ago)

"Half a Chair to Stand On" would be a good own album to do title

bendy, Tuesday, 16 June 2026 16:05 (two days ago)

The follow-up album Why Not? is an A+ example of pseudo self-deprecation album titling too

duffel coat music (Matt #2), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 16:11 (two days ago)

Named after vocalist Steve Ellis who was in blue-eyed soul 60s band, the Love Affair.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 June 2026 16:52 (two days ago)


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