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so weird to find another critic with whom you share two votes, and one of those is pistol annies and the other is danny daze o_0

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

1 Adele, "Rolling in the Deep" * **
Columbia/XL Mentions: 116
2 Beyoncé, "Countdown" **
Columbia Mentions: 98

http://www.villagevoice.com/pazznjop/singles/2011/

maura, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:28 (fourteen years ago)

also that miguel thing is an oversight on my part and is being fixed, fret not

maura, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:29 (fourteen years ago)

Jeremy D. Larson is my new best friend

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:31 (fourteen years ago)

ok i doubt even a 1st place vote would've been enough to overcome 18 extra voters so my mind is at ease

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

i think the most annoying thing is how many critics i know didn't bother voting.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:32 (fourteen years ago)

"till the world ends" is such a weird pop rallying point. i mean, i like the remix, but...top 10? huh.

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:34 (fourteen years ago)

yeah singles are counted by mention, not weighted.

and lex help me get those people to vote next year!!

maura, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:38 (fourteen years ago)

I wish Daddy B Nice, Southern soul guru had voted. I don't think he did

http://www.southernsoulrnb.com/corner2012.cfm

curmudgeon, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 12:42 (fourteen years ago)

lex - another reason for you to be ok with the tUnE-yArDs win

“tuneyards?!?!?!?! are you fucking kidding me?!?!?! I’m starting to wonder if they only polled female music critics?
Posted by Anonymous | January 17, 2012 10:10 PM”

- Brooklyn Vegan comment thread

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:00 (fourteen years ago)

lulz

it's a terrible album though

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:05 (fourteen years ago)

surprised the beyoncé album was so low (beneath pistol annies!)

I was under the impression for months that 4 was generally considered to be a hit-free disappointment. It was only toward the end of the year that I saw people arguing otherwise.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:06 (fourteen years ago)

it's been beyonce's least popular album with the masses and most popular album with critics since the moment it was released

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:07 (fourteen years ago)

^^ otm

But I was in such an ilm bubble that I didn't realize how much the masses didn't like it until I heard the Sound Opinions show where several callers called in to bitch about how awful it was. I was just smh.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:08 (fourteen years ago)

that's interesting, i haven't gotten the impression that the pop/R&B fans that DID buy the album disliked it

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

i know that the "point" of commercial music is to generate hits but it never fails to surprise me that so many people equate an album's quality with how successful its singles are

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:09 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music2/voice_pazz.jpg

誤 means 訳. 訳 means 侮辱. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:10 (fourteen years ago)

what the

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:16 (fourteen years ago)

4 currently has three songs in the top 20 of the R&B chart so it eventually did generate hits, if not big pop crossover hits

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:18 (fourteen years ago)

To be fair, the woman that called into Sound Opinions thought it was a bad album because there weren't any songs she could add to her workout mix.

Girl I want to take you to a JBR (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:25 (fourteen years ago)

it's pretty lousy by that yardstick, i suppose

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

Thats how she started out, but then she summed up that the whole thing was a disappointment.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:26 (fourteen years ago)

yup it definitely fails on that count

irina-camelia begu (lex pretend), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

i guess B figured that Michelle Obama-comissioned remix of "Get Me Bodied" covered her workout jam quota for the year (xpost)

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:27 (fourteen years ago)

I could add "I Care", "Countdown", "Love On Top", "End of Time" and "Girls (Run the World)" to any hypothetical mix

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:28 (fourteen years ago)

I made a Spotify playlist of tracks receiving two mentions because I thought it might be interesting to listen to while I'm at work and figured I might as well share it here.

Around 200 of the 260 tracks matched when I loaded it up. If I get bored I might see if I can add more manually.

fffv, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

"I Care" is pushing it (xpost)

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:29 (fourteen years ago)

haha @ the pitchforkreviewsreviews guy:

Bon Iver, James Blake, M83, and Girls. Why aren't our heroes pissing more people off? Why are they so polite?

David Shapiro
Brooklyn, New York

i'm just gonna assume he thought these were gonna be the top 4

occupy the A train (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:30 (fourteen years ago)

To be fair, the woman that called into Sound Opinions thought it was a bad album because there weren't any songs she could add to her workout mix.

Mary Lou Retton could sweat into her leg warmers while jamming to "Love on Top."

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

"I Care" is the same tempo as "Countdown"!

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

Bon Iver, James Blake, M83, and Girls. Why aren't our heroes pissing more people off? Why are they so polite?

Our Hero will find adulthood a real chore.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:33 (fourteen years ago)

so whoever does @Discographies apparently needs to protect their anonymity and vote under their twitter handle?

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:34 (fourteen years ago)

"I Care", "Countdown", "End of Time" and "Girls (Run the World)" ARE on my gym mix.

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:39 (fourteen years ago)

why do we care what someone who called into "sound opinions" had to say about a beyonce album

tyga mother (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:40 (fourteen years ago)

The only reason I brought it up was because it was the first time I was aware of the public's relative dislike of the album. I was all warm and cozy in the ilm lovefest for the album.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:41 (fourteen years ago)

Maybe David Shapiro can start a homage blog called Unsound Onions.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

why do we care what someone who called into "sound opinions" had to say about a beyonce album

it was either this or have opinions on Lana Del Rey

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:42 (fourteen years ago)

ban opinions

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:45 (fourteen years ago)

NY Times critics back when used to participate in this, but not anymore

They hardly ever filed actual ballots, but we used to be allowed to just pull their votes straight from the Times year-end page, and give the albums 10 points each. Maybe Maura isn't aware of that though.

Anyway, a question for Glenn: How do voters find out their own metalism scores? Mine should be higher than it's ever been no matter what, but I'm curious whether Gentleman's Pistols and Nazareth counted as metal.

And where do we find out which voters were most similar to us? Didn't seem to be in Glenn's ratings last night, but maybe I missed it.

Also curious why Whiney left #10-finishing Shabazz Palaces off his middlebrow rap list way up above. (Are they not considered rap, or did he just miss it? I sort of like that album, but I'm guessing it supports his thesis, either way.)

And finally, does Gunplay live in Ontario, Arizona, or Leeds? "Local" metal bands I voted from all those places each got two votes!

xhuxk, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:49 (fourteen years ago)

i know that the "point" of commercial music is to generate hits but it never fails to surprise me that so many people equate an album's quality with how successful its singles are

I could not agree with this more, this is such depressing logic.

Seriously, who votes for Drake? (Nicole), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:55 (fourteen years ago)

I made a Spotify playlist of tracks receiving two mentions because I thought it might be interesting to listen to while I'm at work and figured I might as well share it here.

― fffv, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 8:29 AM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks for this

mute the wife (bnw), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:56 (fourteen years ago)

oh cool! i just added.

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:57 (fourteen years ago)

I always look at Br1an T's ballot for records even you folx haven't heard of.

can't even tell what wrinkleballs is trying to say here

I think you can, wrinkletongue.

Dr Morbois de Bologne (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 14:59 (fourteen years ago)

i've heard of three of brian's twenty picks!

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:01 (fourteen years ago)

one of brian's picks is ilx-related too. or xucxk related. i think he used to post here. maybe. didn't he?

scott seward, Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

you capitalized the letters "MID" in the word "Formidable" -- i know in the brain that created "pundneb" that's considered dazzling wordplay but out here it looks like nonsense

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

attn #64 we now officially have beef and I hope you sleep light motherfuckers

unlistenable in philly (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3chFhCP5mQ

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:08 (fourteen years ago)

who's the biggest "oh hey i guess they put out an album this year" artist on the list -- for me it was The Decemberists

Whitechocolatespacecase (some dude), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:10 (fourteen years ago)


Also curious why Whiney left #10-finishing Shabazz Palaces off his middlebrow rap list way up above. (Are they not considered rap, or did he just miss it? I sort of like that album, but I'm guessing it supports his thesis, either way.)

Just forgot it! :(

I love that album and #10 is a dope finish

誤 means 訳. 訳 means 侮辱. (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 18 January 2012 15:11 (fourteen years ago)


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