official hip-hop litmus test: hip-hop's greatest year

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I mean, reducing 2009 to

boosie az jacka quik & kurupt max b z-ro UGK "swag surfin" playaz circle
― somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Monday, January 9, 2012 4:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is like a deej parody of deej man

― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 7:17 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i didn't 'reduce' it to those, those were just examples of why the year didnt suck u disingenuous doofus

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

uh thats why the year didn't suck for DEEJ.

the rest of the universe beyond you and your completely fabricated world of young people was suffering through this

EMINEM - Relapse : 1,533,184
BLACK EYED PEAS - The E.N.D. : 1,440,895
JAY-Z - The Blueprint 3 : 1,337,192
RICK ROSS - Deeper Than Rap : 401,103
JADAKISS - The Last Kiss : 342,132
FABOLOUS - Loso's Way : 276,419
DRAKE - So Far Gone : 257,579
LONELY ISLAND - Incredibad : 246,526
FLO RIDA - R.O.O.T.S. : 241,030
50 Cent - Before I Self Destruct : 227,027
KID CUDI - Man On The Moon : 215,767
UGK - UGK 4 Life : 187,957
ASHER ROTH - Asleep In The Bread Aisle : 178,248
METHOD MAN & REDMAN - Blackout! 2 : 160,375
NOTORIOUS B.I.G. - Notorious OST : 155,506
TWISTA - Category F5 : 147,220
WISIN & YANDEL - La Revolucion : 146,750
RAEKWON - Only Built 4 Cuban Linx...Pt. 2 : 139,088
BUSTA RHYMES - Back On My B.S. : 135,887
GORILLA ZOE - Don't Feed Da Animals : 134,660
PITBULL - Rebelution : 126,970
SLIM THUG - Boss Of All Bosses : 120,797
LIL BOOSIE - Superbad: The Return Of Boosie : 112,918
MOS DEF - The Ecstatic : 112,574
CAM'RON - Crime Pays : 103,337
JIM JONES - Pray IV Reign : 87,843
SEAN PAUL - Imperial Blaze : 74,354
BOW WOW - New Jack City Pt. 2 : 63,032
TECH N9NE - K.O.D. : 54,876

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

those artists are all abt the convergence of 'made creatively great music' and 'made reasonably popular music' -- like, none of these dudes are will.i.am, but i don't care about that kind of "hip-hop" anyway. but none of those artists are actually niche in the way that idk even Danny Brown is.

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:18 (fourteen years ago)

and whiney, you listed Lil Boosie ....

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:20 (fourteen years ago)

those artists are all abt the convergence of 'made creatively great music' and 'made reasonably popular music'

every single year since the beginning of time has good music that fits into this. but thank you so much for telling us that "swag surfin" made 2009 extra special 4 u

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

and those artists i listed (aside from like AZ who is obviously niche, but i was talking more jacka/max/boosie/gucci) were all in the midst of UGK-type slow burn popular but below-the-media-radar careers.

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:21 (fourteen years ago)

re: Boosie

Wow, you're right, the year was defined by it's 23rd best selling artist. You know who was also probably around the 23rd best selling artist of a given year?: ORIGINAL CONCEPT

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:22 (fourteen years ago)

"low burn popular but below-the-media-radar careers"

really capturing the zeitgeist with this one

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

that not-at-all reminds me of Fucked Up and Thee Oh Sees

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:23 (fourteen years ago)

in conclusion, 1988 is hip-hop's greatest year

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

*1993

Chief Queef (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

thems fightin words

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:30 (fourteen years ago)

Lol Asher Roth

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:32 (fourteen years ago)

fucked up or the oh sees?

you really have zero concept of how popular hip-hop actually is, do you

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:34 (fourteen years ago)

really capturing the zeitgeist with this one

― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 4:23 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i guess for someone who's head is so far up the brooklyn media butthole it might seem this way

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:35 (fourteen years ago)

i thought Rick Ross was cool...?

Blah Sabbath (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

i mean not to me...thats what i thought ppl round here thought...

Blah Sabbath (Drugs A. Money), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:40 (fourteen years ago)

Max B is obv more popular than fucked up; I'm just saying thats how it looks compared to like the Foo Fighters and people that actually make records that chart on Billboard

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:43 (fourteen years ago)

I know the way "hip-hop works" in your world of young people is that Max Biggavelli is "street famous" in ways that makes Lil Wayne look like Aesop Rizzle

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:44 (fourteen years ago)

with all those undisputed classics

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

looking at that list whiney posted, it's a lot of legacy artists. like, guys who had been popular a decade earlier. imo this doesn't really say much about which emerging artists were hot in hip-hop then, particularly since most of those artists weren't releasing traditional CDs but instead lived primarily off of mixtapes, which naturally aren't reflected in those totals, and includes boosie (who released several mixtapes IN ADDITION to his album) and Max B

jacka of course suffered the bay area curse, although Tear Gas sold reasonably well considering

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

deeper than rap is good !

i don't really get why the biggest selling artists should define hiphop's best year.

sisilafami, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:45 (fourteen years ago)

looking at that list whiney posted, it's a lot of legacy artists. like, guys who had been popular a decade earlier. imo this doesn't really say much about which emerging artists were hot in hip-hop then

wow it's almost as if we were having a conversation about the biggest artists in a particular year instead of what emerging artists were hot back then

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:46 (fourteen years ago)

Or more specifically a conversation about when the emerging hot artists and the biggest selling artists overlapped.

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:49 (fourteen years ago)

Which they did in 1988 and 1993 for the most part, and no fucking way in 2009.

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:50 (fourteen years ago)

you're making the assumption that biggest selling artists = biggest artists

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

wherever would I get that idea

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:58 (fourteen years ago)

or that eminem or will.i.am's popularity is anything but tenuously related to their status in hip-hop

when was the last time you heard 'love the way you lie' played on a rap station?

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

wherever would I get that idea

― pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 4:58 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not recognizing that the millions of dat piff downloads might have an impact on sales patterns is probably not the swiftest

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 22:59 (fourteen years ago)

100,000s of datpiff downloads

Cool, he;s as famous as TYGA and JAY ELECTRONICA

WHAT A GREAT YEAR FOR RAP

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

COCONUT JUICE A GOT ME REAL LOOSE

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:00 (fourteen years ago)

Max B got a cover line on XXL, which makes him as famous as Bow Wow

WHAT A GREAT YEAR FOR RAP

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:02 (fourteen years ago)

or that eminem or will.i.am's popularity is anything but tenuously related to their status in hip-hop

when was the last time you heard 'love the way you lie' played on a rap station?

... Earlier this week?

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8CD6cz-Ttw

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:03 (fourteen years ago)

Also, I spent some time listening to NYC hip-hop web radio this Xmas and had to turn it off because it was The Drake Show

Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

... Earlier this week?

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 6:03 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no, dan, a rap station that YOUNG RAP FANS listen to....

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:05 (fourteen years ago)

man the myth that young rap fans like eminem has to really cease.

pug waffle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:06 (fourteen years ago)

Meanwhile, back in the thread...

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:07 (fourteen years ago)

1988

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:08 (fourteen years ago)

How many Max B joints came out that yr

Neanderthal, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

... Earlier this week?

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:03 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how embarrassing for wherever you live

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:14 (fourteen years ago)

i think dan lives in the home of Benzino

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

not the city, i mean literally he lives in benzino's house

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:20 (fourteen years ago)

he is benzino

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:22 (fourteen years ago)

btw sorry if i went hard on a hoy hoy itt was feeling defensive

somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:23 (fourteen years ago)

1988 was Max B deficient. But 1989 had a load of Max Q.

EZ Snappin, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:25 (fourteen years ago)

man deej, u are never gonna be unsigned hype :(

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

... Earlier this week?

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:03 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how embarrassing for wherever you live

― somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 6:14 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha this

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol America?

Jimmy Riddle Orchestra (Armand Schaubroeck Ratfucker), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)

... Earlier this week?

― Bam! Orgasm explosion in your facehole. (DJP), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 5:03 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how embarrassing for wherever you live

― somebody call the brinks truck (D-40), Tuesday, January 10, 2012 6:14 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha this is - wait for it - Boston, right?

rebecca blah (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 23:34 (fourteen years ago)


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