Top 100 moments in Rebecca Black's "Friday" music video

this isn't as amazing as "Friday" but there are a bunch of hilarious lines in here

When we're dancin' real close
Think I like ya
But when the lights go down low
I can't find ya

weren't you just dancing all up on him a second ago

i actually liked my moment. in the hands of stargate everyone on the entire planet would have loved it. obviously stargate should be producing rebecca black's singles.

qed

chorus here really isn't too far from Friday's, lyrically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9Wx15NQyVY&feature=g-all-f&context=G2515b41FAAAAAAAAAAA

Every single person that appeared in that video needs to pose with Mike Love

jimmy buffett in the top pane
abba in the bottom pane
which video shall i waaaaatch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEXgUdNGkts

New single - "Sing It."

yeh!
i like it when she splashes water into her face

my wife fell asleep with E! News on and I saw some of this, I can't believe she's really making a career out of this

(also her voice sounded pretty good! though I know it's doctored as hell)

she doesn't sound human, they may as well have had one of those japanese robots singing this tune.

hmmmm not really feeling it, oh well

The "Yeah yeah yeah" bit in the chorus is quite good and (obviously) sounds like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcbL6OBT6Zc

Gotta get down with the PRI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=CF2o5RDkq9A

the comments!

i mean it's seven total pages of that!

For DJP's own protection do not let him in this thread or let him see that link.

Gnesa - "Wilder"

betta reckanize

26 pages! Comments have to be a joke or just written by a bored-at-work street-team drone, right???

Please, for the love of god. Make more!

Christopher Redding 23 hours ago

I like the part where she goes "la la la la laaa la la laa la laaa".

alemmingsdeath 1 day ago

This song has granted me an everlasting erection that will not be contained by clothing for the rest of my life

FishWash 18 hours ago

i love the close up on her face

greencable 18 hours ago

i think she's moderating the comments and erasing all the negative ones? you can do that right?

She's still found 250+ "people" to post positive comments though.

i am so sorry, djp

Comments are obviously jokes like the ones you get for ridiculous products on amazon. It is just for fun. Anyone who thinks there might be a street team behind this is nuts.

Yeah you're right. I just liked the idea of one of these crap vanity video operations having a stoner teenage temp in the corner handling "Web 2.0 Strategy".

wow J-Lo really sounds terrible without autotune

that beat + close up is sort of terror

FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY

thank god for friday

did we talk about this yet?

http://i.chzbgr.com/completestore/2011/4/13/0a21e047-fc45-4121-8cf6-a2eec2e6c7ca.jpg

Sets the bar low for karaoke, that's for sure.xpost

"Friday" was/is actually catchy and fascinating and was joyously stuck in my head for two weeks. All of the obvious copycats trying to recapture the magic are predictably failing hugely.

FAST LANES, SWITCHING LANES ON THANKSGIVING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSBq8geuJk0&feature=share

The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian). The assassination occured on a Friday and when he was shot the Secret Service yelled at Jackie Kennedy to “get down” (got to get down on Friday). Parts about the cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody’s Russian).

"Nothing is forbidden" - Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

lol @ that sad little turkey

tbh you probably don't need a very big turkey if there's only one adult at your dinner and he's eating ribs

tiny turkey : it's thanksgiving :: no school bus : friday

IT'S THANKSGIVING: Ark Music strikes again

btw:

As the Assistant Special Agent in Charge of November 22, 1963, Shift Team #3, Kellerman was riding in the front passenger seat of the presidential limousine. The driver was Secret Service Agent William Greer. Like all Secret Service agents assigned to protect the President of the United States, Kellerman was trained to use his own body as a shield, taking a bullet if necessary in the line of duty.

No "Samuel Kickin" in the front seat, ok?

...and Lincoln had a secretary named Pato

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgcHv-HGCY

hahahaha

Sheesh.

she looks like 32

i like the phrase "whydnygetchermassteckst" tho

From her myspace bio:

"Tay Allyn is a recent graduate from the USC School of Theatre and Music where she was the Commencement Speaker for her class.

She has created a new breed of Pop that’s like Ke$ha without the sex, and Lady Gaga without the avant garde— what are you left with? Tay singing about mundane things of everyday life to hot beats! It’s sassy, fun, and RELATABLE. She recently shot a music video for her hit single “Mass Text” which asks the age-old question, “Why didn’t I get your mass text? I’m in your contacts!” and was chosen by Justin Timberlake and the new Myspace.com as a Top New Artist of 2013. “Clean Ma Room” is her pop anthem with lines such as “I’ll have success, even in this mess!” She combines her classical songwriting training and outgoing attitude to produce pop songs that inspire you to have FUN and be yourself!"

and there it is

The funny thing is, after I heard the song but before I read that, I felt even dirtier than if I had listened to Ke$ha or Lady Gaga.

So that's gotta count for something.

I just watched her commencement speech. Oh lord.

"Lady Gaga without the avant garde"

also known as "Lady Gaga"