the sufjan stevens of music blogs
― thistle supporter (mcoll), Wednesday, 16 November 2011 23:11 (twelve years ago) link
nabisco weighs in http://agrammar.tumblr.com/post/12927986166/prrr
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:45 (twelve years ago) link
I laughed
― The Uncanny Frankie Valley (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 November 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link
surprisingly ineffective imitation! but i like the "class" reading.
― sean gramophone, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link
"When I heard about Occupy Wall Street, the thing I first thought of when trying to process it was specifically your post on chill wave"
― mutant slow drum (BradNelson), Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:18 (twelve years ago) link
^^ otm
― markers, Thursday, 17 November 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
http://guestofaguest.com/nyc-interviews/interview-our-own-blackberry-blogger-david-shapiro-launches-the-worlds-perfect-zine/
― I gave your mom morgellons (buzza), Friday, 18 November 2011 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.papermag.com/2011/11/tao_lin_david_shapiro_worlds_first_perfect_zine.php
― I gave your mom morgellons (buzza), Friday, 18 November 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link
i recognize some ppl in that papermag gallery
― markers, Friday, 18 November 2011 01:10 (twelve years ago) link
buzza, did you go?
― markers, Friday, 18 November 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link
Because you can't imitate Shapiro's style and be insightful. Despite Nabisco's occasional praise.
― Jedmond, Friday, 18 November 2011 01:23 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.theawl.com/2012/01/djing-a-new-years-party-for-one-of-the-richest-men-in-america
― buzza, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link
get the kind of "i'm angry that i even know who this person is" feelings about this guy that most people get about the kardashians or whatever
― seasonal thug (some dude), Tuesday, 10 January 2012 05:56 (twelve years ago) link
An hour and a half later it's about 11:45 and the party is in full swing. I've had some cups of wine, one of the richest men in America dances with his girlfriend and greets his guests in the middle of the room, some Gawker writers hang out and drink cups of wine, a kid keeps coming up to me and telling me to play "Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Could See" by Busta Rhymes ("It will work! I promise! It'll work. I'm a DJ too!"), a venture capitalist who doesn't not look like Raj Rajaratnam dances with some girls, a bottle of champagne in one hand.
kid is the best damn music writer i have read in ages and i am crazy crazy jealous, like knowing what truman capote was up to his teens & 20s level jealous. just for the record.
― a dystopian society awaits if we continue on this path. (contenderizer)
― buzza, Tuesday, 10 January 2012 06:00 (twelve years ago) link
actually kind of liked his recent thing on meeting lil wayne b/c he seemed genuinely enthusiastic in a realistic way
― I Love Pedantry (D-40), Monday, 16 January 2012 11:58 (twelve years ago) link
Heard he was starting a new blog, @SPINReviews reviews
― Derartu Cthulhu (NickB), Monday, 16 January 2012 12:04 (twelve years ago) link
yeah this kid honestly its just...
― HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Monday, 16 January 2012 18:50 (twelve years ago) link
like the exact opposite of what you were pining for when you talked about wanting more 'long-form' reviews in the SPIN thread?
― incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:18 (twelve years ago) link
it's sort of like a seven-style "you get what you wish for" ironic death.
― omar little, Monday, 16 January 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
well, yeah, although his writing is just mostly blank and unremarkable its more that he seems like an idea of a possible self i had or s.thing which is v existentially irritating
its esp bad if he starts djing fashion parties and putting out a zine i guess
― HOOS steen is it anyway? (Lamp), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link
agreed
― incredible shrinking man on euphonium (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 16 January 2012 19:28 (twelve years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/fusedavid
― buzza, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:16 (twelve years ago) link
i hope he's the new co-host of the guy from blink 182's show
― some dude, Friday, 27 January 2012 04:41 (twelve years ago) link
fusedavid David Shapiro Hi @LilTunechi! It's David. We met two weeks ago and you wanted to hang out. I'm free Sunday, text me if you wanna get together (brunch?)7 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
― buzza, Friday, 27 January 2012 22:56 (twelve years ago) link
― some dude
omg
― markers, Friday, 27 January 2012 23:08 (twelve years ago) link
I don't think this guy's tone is an affectation. it really does seem like he's just hurriedly typing all of this out on his blackberry somewhere
― markers
― buzza, Saturday, 4 February 2012 06:13 (twelve years ago) link
\(^o^)/
― markers, Saturday, 4 February 2012 14:50 (twelve years ago) link
Hi! I'm David Shapiro, a 23-year-old pseudonymous blogger and the author of Pitchfork Reviews Reviews. I'm into live music DVDs and concert recordings, borrowing my mom's car and taking day trips on the weekends, nature documentaries, BlackBerry devices, and, probably most of all, long-form music journalism and criticism. I live in Clinton Hill in Brooklyn and if you live around there, you can catch me after work at the Met Foods on Fulton and St. James where The Notorious B.I.G. used to be a bag boy. Sardines for dinner!
― buzza, Thursday, 8 March 2012 18:52 (twelve years ago) link
it's amazing how quickly that area's gentrifying. Don't remember too many 23-year-old bloggers hanging out at Met Foods when I lived there. But I did see MIA at a coffee shop. The writing was on the wall.
― da croupier, Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:44 (twelve years ago) link
was she eating truffle fries?
― Number None, Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:45 (twelve years ago) link
all i remember is her wrap-around reflective shades and shiny track suit.
― da croupier, Thursday, 8 March 2012 23:46 (twelve years ago) link
Maya has in fact had her eye sockets sealed with vision-enhancing mirrored lenses that were surgically attached to her face by the skilled black-market surgeons of Chiba City.
― contenderizer, Friday, 9 March 2012 01:39 (twelve years ago) link
So it turns out there are a heck of a lot of one-hit wonders!
According to an analysis of every artist that's appeared on Billboard's Hot 100/Top 100 chart between 1955 and today, about half of the artists that appeared on the chart never reappeared. That means that almost half of pop successes are one-hit wonders! This is pretty sad for a huge group of people. But maybe when they die, they go to a heaven where it's always the week their song was on the chart and they feel awesome.
― utopian dipshit (buzza), Monday, 12 March 2012 23:18 (twelve years ago) link
DAVID SHAPIRO: What's your middle name?
WAKA FLOCKA FLAME: Why?
SHAPIRO: I looked at your Wikipedia page and it says your name is "Juaquin Bertholimule Malphurs," and Bertholimule sounds like a middle name so unconventional that it, you know, didn't sound real.
FLAME: (laughs) What's it say? Bertholimule? My middle name is James.
http://www.interviewmagazine.com/music/waka-flocka-flame-is-a-product#_
― buzza, Sunday, 22 April 2012 22:19 (twelve years ago) link
i thought his middle name was Flocka
― some dude, Monday, 23 April 2012 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
I guess Waka James Flame doesn't have the same magic
― when will Jesus bring the composition chops? (loves laboured breathing), Monday, 23 April 2012 13:08 (twelve years ago) link
i'm not super familiar w/ david shapiro on gawker
http://gawker.com/5912835/riff-raffs-got-a-record-deal-making-sense-of-the-most-viral-human-being-in-music
― markers, Friday, 25 May 2012 12:55 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.austinthirdgen.org/upload/yawn.jpg
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― Mr. Que, Friday, 25 May 2012 13:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://gawker.com/markers/
― buzza, Friday, 25 May 2012 14:41 (twelve years ago) link
not sure to do w/ this news in my inbox:
David Shapiro @fusedavid is now following you
― kel ler/pharmacists (some dude), Monday, 4 June 2012 13:06 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.shaydeelane.50megs.com/images/stalking.jpg
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 June 2012 13:16 (twelve years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-A4cHzvi9hbA/TnwdrNGVJGI/AAAAAAAAADc/RxykQMtZAYs/s1600/following21.jpg
― go down on you in a thyatrr (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 June 2012 13:18 (twelve years ago) link
maybe i should send him webarchive links to all my reviews from 12 years ago that PF deleted from the site to kickstart Pitchfork Reviews Reviews Classics
― kel ler/pharmacists (some dude), Monday, 4 June 2012 13:21 (twelve years ago) link
He is pleasant to talk to and has the attentive eyes of a good listener--however, his attention this evening is divided among a tremendous group of people he has to greet, thank, and shop-talk. His elusiveness only works to preserve an aura of mystery cultivated over nearly the past two years, starting with the fact that his name is not David Shapiro.
Having a pseudonym (“I just picked a name that gets lost in Google”) serves as a buffer between David’s music and culture writing online, and his other career at “a very conservative institution in downtown Manhattan.” In addition to his third career as a neophyte screenwriter, David is also responsible for The World’s First Perfect Zine, a one-time publication he created with an impressive roster of collaborators from the worlds of music, film, literature, and both print and digital media. He is 23 years old.
― buzza, Monday, 4 June 2012 14:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://zachsokol.tumblr.com/post/27082616545/a-conversation-with-the-quasi-elusive-david-shapiro-of
― buzza, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:17 (twelve years ago) link
Websites like The Awl and Gawker helped me understand that there were no meaningful limits for writing in the first person. They helped me understand that the more honest and truthful I was, the more people would like the writing.
― buzza, Sunday, 15 July 2012 21:21 (twelve years ago) link
All I can say is that he does have a few things up his sleeve, even though he’s going to Brooklyn Law in the fall and will not be able to freelance for a year as a condition of his scholarship. That means he will no longer be publishing work at Interview, Fuse, Gawker or The Wall Street Journal, though his Tumblr is fair game.
― buzza, Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
this 'metamag' kid is like a magnificent parody of prr
― Barack 2 Chainz Obama (some dude), Thursday, 19 July 2012 01:48 (twelve years ago) link
David Shapiro @fusedavidToday is my last day at Fuse and then I'm going to law school! Goodbye music writing world, it's been fun, I will miss you
― buzza, Thursday, 2 August 2012 03:17 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2yStD2GWhU
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 2 August 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link