Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

I'm in the Lambo
Lookin' like Rambo

i just be sittin in the beamer listenin to opera
gun is my bodyguard call it kevin costner

when you see me load the clip in the gun / you better kill that crip walk and start doin a crip run

Smack my ass, grab my neck
Got him cummin' everywhere
I'm a freak so I don't care
Just don't get none in my hair

Niggas gonna try to murk 50, how?
We ride around with guns the size of Lil Bow Wow

If you see me up in the mountains, wrestlin' with a lion
I ain't lyin' my nigga, don't help me, help the mountain lion!

I used to work at Mickey D's
To my old buster ass manager, "lickey deez"

(Boots, The Coup)...

"So literary with it, you can tell how I write
The boy's such an author, I should smoke a pipe"

"You shoulda put a sock on the pickle
Then your pussy wouldn't be blowing out smoke signals"

Old cribs I sold, y'all drive by like monuments
Google Earth Nas, I got flats in other continents

"I can flow like wee, coming out you know what
Or some dukey diarrhea coming out your butt"

(seriously, this is a Shaquille O'Neal rap lyric from his first album....which should have ended his career right there, but didn't)

and for my homie streets i'ma twist one up
he can't even hit the kush, he gotta piss in a cup

is there a least favorite rap couplets thread? cause the other day I accidentally saw a Talib Kweli video

"Cats all sappy like romantic flicks, dude, get a clue,
Like Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick"

I ain't Hansel and Gretel,
I'm handsome in ghetto

ha, I like that one...

daaaaaaamn, what's with all the long faces?
yuh wooking pa nub in all the wong pwaces

is there a least favorite rap couplets thread? cause the other day I accidentally saw a Talib Kweli video

"Cats all sappy like romantic flicks, dude, get a clue,
Like Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick"

-- dmr, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 18:16 (2 hours ago) Link

You're nuts.

shaq = keith

withizzzowng-killing them harshly / n the core of the sun / godt-jdamnt/-charlike bark-- lea(d).

YEAH I SCRIBE RHYMES LIKE SHELL CODE / I GOT PUTTY RUNNING VI SSHING THROUGH HELL NODES

YEAH I SCRIBE RHYMES LIKE SHELL CODE / I GOT PUTTY RUNNING VI SSHING THROUGH HELL NODES

-- daanyel, Monday, November 26, 2007 10:03 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

??

Clang! Crime don't pay, listen, youth/It's like me holding up the line at the kissing booth

uh idk rly seriously i'm chopt

Got this Chinese chick, had to leave her quick
Cause she kept bootleggin my shit

we was raised in the dead-arm district
before guns was called biscuits
stapleton was on that hood shit

When I'm deceased, by then the beast arise like yeast
to conquer peace leaving savages to roam in the streets

Nas, Verbal Intercourse

Unh... blowticious
Skeevy? ...delicious.

Ahhhhhhh.... I'm somewhat brainboggled
So I look to the microphone and slowly starts to wobble

I get money like white kids on their birthdays
I'm on the grime from Thursdays to Thursdays

cos I'm in da Industry man, In Eng-aland
where I never sell more than an indie band

You shoulda put a sock on the pickle
Then your pussy wouldn't be blowin' smoke signals

return of the jedi
from rio de janiero on the red eye
yet i still feel the need to be fly

Some of these niggas is so deceptive
Using my styles like a contraceptive

Knick knack paddy whack
I still got the biggest sack

If you don't like me, and you yell and boo
There's nothing wrong with me, there's something wrong with you

Watch the tick-tock up in my watch froze like Eskimos
Yes sir, we up in China eatin' egg-a-rolls

AHHHH HUMAN FEE-SUS

the love is unconditional
even when the condition is critical,
when the living is miserable
your position is pivotal,
I ain't bullshiting you
now, why would I lie?
just to get by?

this came on the radio driving into work today. I couldn't seem to play it loud enough.

achoo, i'm rich
say gesundheit, bitch

room for love in rap songs apparently

i'm leave a fashion muscle
fire red

-- Humphry, Saturday, November 10, 2007 4:58 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

RIP

Now i got 32 flavors of that bootylicious bubblegum
rasberry, grape, cherry, come and get this honeybun

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:25 AM (6 months ago) Bookmark Link

^love this one

I come in the club shakin' my dreads
Throwin' them 'bows and bustin' these heads

I be more hipper than a hippopotamus
Get off in your head like a neurologist

I don't write nothin' down, I keep it all in my head, intelligent
About my business, memory like an elephant

Haha, 40 Water likes to compare himself to animals.

I MC and I rap now, my goons will never back down
you know I'm Jamaican, you can tell the way my dad sounds

From New York to Cali, Japan to Eye-Tally
I'm known to be the microphone Mohammed Ali.

Burn me, I get into shit
I let it out like diarrhea

when I die, I wanna go to Hell
Cuz I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin tell

Since the 70s my pedigree been cheddar cheese
When I used to read those Jets and Ebonys

Since earlier times I would rhyme at the drop of a dime
Designing my freestyle lines one second ahead of the time I said 'em.

Aiyyo, lyrical gas spittin tha criminal tactics
Non-believers get my dick and genitals backwards