Let's discuss Rick Ross' "Teflon Don"

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what in the fuck

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 00:05 (fourteen years ago)

this sucks

flopson, Saturday, 15 October 2011 01:42 (fourteen years ago)

obv don't know if these seizures are directly related to his 'lifestyle' but when i read that GQ article i was kind of O_o

LaMonte, Saturday, 15 October 2011 02:20 (fourteen years ago)

Figured it was a matter of time but I gave him a few more years

Important reminder that these dudes aren't cartoons but real ppl too I suppose

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:33 (fourteen years ago)

important reminder to themselves

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:45 (fourteen years ago)

haha seriously, i feel like ross must've had a moment today like "i'm...mortal? nahhhhhh"

some dude, Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:47 (fourteen years ago)

guys being fat doesn't cause seizures

Fifty-Three Percenter Godbody Knowledge (The Brainwasher), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:49 (fourteen years ago)

i'm sure that it doesn't help

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:50 (fourteen years ago)

i know nothing about rick ross, but when i heard two seizures in a day, i thought maybe he's got epilepsy? sometimes it shows itself later in a person's life, iirc.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:52 (fourteen years ago)

Seizures can happen as a result of tumors, impaired oxygen to the brain, hanging out with Wayne -- lotsa things.

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 October 2011 03:54 (fourteen years ago)

being fat itself doesnt 'cause' anything but like seizures it can be a symptom of unhealthy living, im sure theres some study that links exercise to a lack of health probblems for example

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:22 (fourteen years ago)

well i guess thats kind of untrue, being fat can cause things too, but thats not a helpful way to look at it

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:23 (fourteen years ago)

lex, yoo-hoo is chocolate milk

― J0rdan S., Friday, October 14, 2011 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

be clear: it's CARBONATED chocolate milk.

― lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 14, 2011 6:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

this is a horrible fucking lie on yoo hoo

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:25 (fourteen years ago)

fuck this world

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 05:26 (fourteen years ago)

cocaine related? not sayin just sayin

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

wouldn't be out of the question... he is a famous person

J0rdan S., Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:20 (fourteen years ago)

he is a famous person with an invincible persona who constantly raps about cocaine over expansive, triumphalist music

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:22 (fourteen years ago)

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:23 (fourteen years ago)

every day i'm snufflin

turfin' bird (The Reverend), Saturday, 15 October 2011 06:24 (fourteen years ago)

he raps about selling it, not using

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:32 (fourteen years ago)

not that im saying he doesnt use it

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:33 (fourteen years ago)

just realized he is the dad from Family Matters in a tracksuit and sunglasses

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

or uncle phil! or al roker!!!!! lawl

some dude, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

nah Roker never rocked a beard

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

ah shit I didn't mean Family Matters I meant Fresh Prince of Bel Air

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:55 (fourteen years ago)

um yeah Uncle Phil

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:56 (fourteen years ago)

._.

The boyboy young jess (D-40), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

no wait shakey i got it! he's cedric the entertainer! kenan thompson!

some dude, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:02 (fourteen years ago)

rmde

unorthodox economic revenge (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:06 (fourteen years ago)

Grimace (both the mcdonald's mascot and my reaction to posts above)

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:15 (fourteen years ago)

http://p.twimg.com/AdCsL9oCEAEiRAG.jpg

The Reverend, Monday, 31 October 2011 00:09 (fourteen years ago)

BIG MEECH

lumber up, limbaugh down (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 31 October 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)

omg

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

tremendous!

pandemic, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:02 (fourteen years ago)

now there's an artist I'd love to commission work from

Neanderthal, Monday, 31 October 2011 16:03 (fourteen years ago)

#rememberwhenRickRoss was the most respected correctional officer out there?... wait that was Edie Falco's character in Oz.
2:09 PM Jul 20th via web

― ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Friday, July 23, 2010 12:09 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark

J0rdan S., Monday, 31 October 2011 16:05 (fourteen years ago)

omg!

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 31 October 2011 16:06 (fourteen years ago)

heard you liked rick ross pumpkin faces so we hanged a rick ross pumpkin face from your rick ross pumpkin face

dayo, Monday, 31 October 2011 18:09 (fourteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://s7.postimage.org/kh77uh02z/BUTTERFLY.jpg

Neanderthal, Saturday, 21 January 2012 16:11 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://www.hiphopdx.com/index/album-reviews/id.1824/title.rick-ross-rich-forever-mixtape-review

pretty worthless website, normally just ignore but I got a great laugh out of

"His lyrical dexterity comes to screeching halt on Yella Diamonds when every one of his bars ends with the same noun."

lol at dude who has never heard of internal rhyming.

Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:35 (fourteen years ago)

"the same noun"

the greates (crüt), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

the great thing about that is that in the clean version it becomes an end-rhyme

the greates (crüt), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 04:41 (fourteen years ago)

eight months pass...

"aston martin music" is really good

― ASBO slice (J0rdan S.), Friday, July 23, 2010 1:14 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

cannot be said enough

crüt, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 08:36 (thirteen years ago)

it would be one of my favorite rick ross songs if you edited it down to just the rick ross parts. as is, fuck it.

Citizen Ship (some dude), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 09:03 (thirteen years ago)

Ha, I easily prefer the epic extended version with Drake feeling like all four members of Color Me Badd. Also, why would you want to cut Chrisette?

weak willie (longneck), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 09:38 (thirteen years ago)

even the drake parts are good on aston martin music. that's how good it is.

crüt, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 09:42 (thirteen years ago)

"too doo what I had too doo" and "as...ton...mar...tin...myoo...zeek" are shitty hooks imo

Citizen Ship (some dude), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 10:14 (thirteen years ago)

"Aston Martin Music" makes me kinda get, so briefly, what other people see in Drake. Every note he sings comes as a surprise, I suspect to himself more than anyone else.

Tim F, Wednesday, 7 November 2012 10:44 (thirteen years ago)

yeah he def sounds like he's making it up as he goes along

Citizen Ship (some dude), Wednesday, 7 November 2012 10:44 (thirteen years ago)

two years pass...

it's 2015 and this album still sounds great

the whole thing is excellent but MC Hammer -> BMF -> Aston Martin Music is my favorite part

welltris (crüt), Saturday, 5 September 2015 19:16 (ten years ago)


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